1 Stair Climber

Upstairs, downstairs—your stairs are the perfect place for playing this game of up and down (and in and out)!

The Sexy Setup

Leave or send your lover a suggestive note telling her to meet you on the staircase at a set time. Mention that you’re dreaming of going up … and going down.

Rules & Tools

You should wear clothing that is easily removable: for women, a button-down shirt and zip-up skirt; for men, a button-down shirt and boxer shorts. If your stairs are not carpeted, bring out a blanket.

Playing the Game

Sweet and safe: In this version, you’re (the stair “climber”) in control. Have her position herself five or six stairs up, then tie one or both of her wrists to one of the banisters. Start at her toes and remove her clothing, piece by piece. You can be gentle and teasing, or get a little rough and tear or pull her clothes off. Once you come within range of her mouth, tease her by brushing your lips, belly, or penis near her face and mouth. Once she’s naked, service her from your stairway position, either by spreading her legs for intercourse or having her open her mouth to suck you.

Hot and spicy: In this version, the stair climber is the slave, and you (positioned on the stairs) are the master. Position yourself three or four stairs up, completely naked, and direct your lover to start at your toes and climb, all the while licking, kissing, or exploring every inch of you. Once her face reaches your face take time to kiss passionately, but then ask her to go back down the stairs and repeat the process as needed. Your perch on the edge of the stair should give her the perfect position for exploring your manhood, but don’t be afraid to grab her, position her at the edge of the stairs, and penetrate her fully.

Up the Ante

• Try either of the above games with your (or your lover’s) backside facing outward.

• Blindfold the stair captive so she doesn’t know what’s coming next, then introduce a feather and massage oil for teasing her inner thighs, lower back, and nape of the neck.

• Move your lover to the laundry room: Have her hop on top of the washing machine or dryer and pull you into her. The vibrations will intensify every sensation!

• Pick her up and carry her, with you still inside her, to the pool table. Drive your shaft into her pocket!