5 “Horny on Line One”

This is a great game for those nights when your lover is traveling on business or you’re off on a girls’ weekend at the spa.

The Sexy Setup

Tell your lover you need him to set aside some private time on the phone with you tonight—clothing optional, of course. Alternatively, get his juices flowing by leaving an erotic voice mail, email, or text message.

Rules & Tools

If you need to, practice your sultry, sexy voice beforehand. You might also want to learn some new erotic lingo for describing his body parts and yours. Before you dial, dim the lights, sip some wine, or look at some erotic pictures to get your juices flowing. Tell your lover anything goes, including pleasuring himself while you talk. Have your vibrator on hand, too.

Playing the Game

Sweet and safe: First time having phone sex? Try an opening line like “I wish you were lying here with me.” Then proceed to tell him what you’re wearing, how it feels to slip off each piece of clothing, or how your erect nipples feel to your own fingers. The goal is to paint him a picture that’s alluring and erotic.

Ask him questions, such as “Do you want to kiss my nipples?” or “Do you want to feel how wet I’m getting?” Start touching yourself, and describe every effect and sensation—your erect nipples, your soft skin, your tingling clitoris. Bring yourself to orgasm, and don’t forget the sound effects: Soft moans, sighs of pleasure, throaty groans, or heavy breathing can add to the pleasure!

Hot and spicy: Tell him to get naked and begin stroking himself. As he touches himself, tell him you’re imagining what his penis feels like, how hard and large he is, and what an incredibly sexy man he is. As he begins to get turned on, describe what you’d be doing if you were there—kissing his chest, licking his shaft, rubbing his buttocks, or sucking his testicles. As he brings himself to orgasm, urge him on and tell him how hot he’s making you. Then turn up your vibrator and let him listen in on the action while you get off!

Up the Ante

• Ask your lover how he would feel if you tied his hands together, if you and a friend ganged up on him together, or if he’d like you to try something different, like anal penetration. Then go on to describe the situation that turns him on the most.