18 Hold My Calls (and My Balls!)

Sometimes a man just can’t wait till he gets home for a taste of his lover. There’s no need to wait all day with this naughty office game!

The Sexy Setup

Call your lover and ask her if she’s got a few minutes for a quick lunch or if you can meet her at her office after hours. Set a time you’re going to meet, and mention that you’re bringing a friend (use your favorite pet name for your penis).

Rules & Tools

If this is a daytime encounter, make sure you’ve scoped out her office ahead of time for empty closets, dead-end stairwells, offices that lock, or unused conference rooms. Bring along lubrication and plan a time when most people are out of the office, such as lunchtime or during a special meeting.

Playing the Game

Sweet and safe: Greet your lover with a passionate kiss, then lead her to the dead-end stairwell. Open her blouse and kiss, fondle, and tease her breasts, neck, and shoulders until she’s wet, then lean her against the wall and enter her from behind or prop her on the stair railing and have her wrap her legs around your waist.

Hot and spicy: Tell her you’d really like to see her office. Once you’re in, quickly close the door and lock it. Kiss her passionately while reaching under her skirt and pulling her panties down. Back her slowly up to her desk, clear off any critical papers, and lift her up onto the desk. Spread her legs and enter her standing up, with her vagina right at the edge of the desk, or lay her down and squeeze her nipples while you thrust away.

Up the Ante

• To up the thrill factor, seek out semiprivate areas for hot and steamy sex: a darkened corner of the corporate library, under the conference room table, or in the utility or coat closet. You can even lift her onto a copy machine, lay her on a lunchroom table, or do her on the waiting room couch!

• To heighten the excitement, add in a boss/secretary role-playing game.