518-455-4767

I’m from North Tonawanda, New York, a little city that no one has heard of between Niagara Falls and Buffalo. We have some decent schools, the graduating classes are about two hundred and fifty to three hundred students. It’s not a very diverse or interesting city.

My disdain for standardized testing began in my junior year of high school, when I took AP Biology. It was the teacher’s first year teaching the subject, and it seemed as though he was learning the material just a little before the rest of the class. It was basically up to the students to learn the course themselves if they wanted to cover everything that would be on the AP exam.

AP exams are written by the College Board and are one example of standardized tests. They are scored from one to five, where five means that the student is “extremely well qualified.” I didn’t initially have a problem with them because they are given once a year, and I thought they were testing the material in a reliable way. However, that year, I was feeling particularly unprepared for the exam. For the first time in my life I left entire essay questions blank and guessed on others. I got a five. That’s when I started to realize that standardized tests weren’t really testing intelligence, and they might just be rubbish.

By my junior year of high school, I had realized that I had a fair shot at becoming valedictorian, so I began contemplating throwing my grades in order to avoid having to give a speech at graduation. Grades are just numbers, right? Well, at that time I was also looking at colleges, and it turns out colleges think that grades mean something. And since I’d be paying for my own education, I needed all the scholarships that I could get. So I crossed my fingers and hoped I’d be third in the class, but I didn’t throw my grades. And when senior year rolled around I ended up being valedictorian.

I am quite afraid of public speaking. When it is not a looming threat, I’m really confident. I’m sure I can get up in front of hundreds of people and put a lot of emotion into it and never stutter. But as soon as I found out that I would have to speak at graduation, I went to the principal’s office to beg not to do it. I was still pretty confident at that point, sure I could get up there if I wanted to, and I just argued that I had nothing crucial to say. But I could hardly get a word in edgewise. He said if I didn’t make a speech I would be disrespecting everyone, and then he said, word for word, “It’s not that you don’t have a choice, it’s just that you have a very limited choice.” He meant, You have you do it, but you can choose what you will talk about.

So I chose to speak about testing. I didn’t like the idea of complaining at graduation, but I couldn’t get up there and say, “I’ll miss you all, these were the best years of our lives!” If I had to stand up there and talk, it had to be about something that I felt somewhat strongly about, and I’m not an overly sentimental person. I wrote eight drafts before I would let my English teacher revise it. Then I wrote four more drafts with her help. In the end she showed it to the principal, who was very angry about it. I had to remove all my attempts at levity. Jokes apparently implied disrespect. I was left with basically a political statement.

I hate politics. Sure, I hate testing as well, but I dreaded the idea of making a speech, and I dreaded the idea of making that speech. I begged my parents to let me stay home for graduation, asked my dad how I would go about incapacitating the car so we couldn’t get there in time. I couldn’t eat the entire day before. When I got to the park where the commencement ceremony was to take place, I ran into the principal. He told me he loved my speech, and if that was what I took away from high school, it was fine with him. I still don’t know how to interpret that.

While waiting in line for commencement to start I was nervous, as our school of roughly 275 students had managed to fill a theater with thousands of people. On stage I would be surrounded by a wall of people staring at me. And my damn cap wouldn’t stay on my head. I was so angry that I had to make a speech to please everyone, to avoid disrespecting anyone. I couldn’t enjoy my own graduation day.

So anyway, I suffered through it and received two standing ovations. People really liked that the title was the state representative’s phone number. I was met with no complaints. A lot of people came up to me afterwards crying, thanking me for doing it. Overall, it was an incredibly stressful experience, but if it gets the word out, I suppose it was okay. What follows is the speech I gave that night.

“518-455-4767”

Mr. Woytila, Mr. Fisher, honored guests, parents, friends, families, and members of the class of 2013.

First and foremost, let’s thank all of our families for their support and guidance over the past eighteen years, and for never giving up on us. We also owe our teachers and administrators many thanks for motivating us to try our hardest and for giving up their free time to help us out. They have all provided us with many great opportunities and have served as excellent role models.

Now I don’t think I’m qualified to stand up here and give two hundred and fifty students advice, and I’m sure you have received enough motivation and insight from Mike and Mr. Fisher, so I’ll just take the opportunity to voice an opinion. What I would really like to address here is the current state of public education.

This year, New York has joined four other states in following the Common Core standards. The goal is for every student in New York to learn the same things as every student in all of the other states. And in order to do this, we apparently have to triple the number of standardized tests that students take in exchange for state funding. This year we took assessments at the beginning, middle, and end of each course as part of this new system.

Some people think this will challenge our students to work harder, and help the US to rise above other countries in academic rankings. They say that once we adjust to the change, these tests will be beneficial. On the other hand many teachers, principals, and administrators across the state have felt the need to retire early, since their job descriptions have changed so drastically that they hardly consider themselves educators anymore. Most say that it has become all about tests and numbers and that there is very little focus on the students.

Whether you are for or against these assessments seems to depend on how you define learning. Perhaps it is your perspective that better test scores mean your child is understanding more. To me, testing has little connection to learning, and knowledge is not something that can be definitively measured with grades.

Regardless, these state assessments sit kids down for an exam on the first day of school, testing things that will take them at least a year to learn. That’s pretty discouraging in high school and I can’t imagine what that does to a first grader’s motivation. Learning should be about discovery. Does it make sense to begin your discovery with a summary of the journey?

No, that’s really just cheating yourself. You see, introducing subjects with the most difficult topics first is not a good way to get people excited about learning. We are students, not statistics. And these tests should have no effect on how we are taught. And they are affecting how we are taught.

The thing is, our educational system is built for the average student. Multiple choice means that answers need to be watered down, so they test the most general concepts. I believe that we all have far greater potential, but we are taught how to be average. And is that really going to help us when we enter the job market and we are vying for the same job as our brilliant exchange student, Quilin?

As for the argument that the assessments are challenging our students more, sure that’s true. It’s a challenge to fit the same amount of material into one year with more exams. It’s a challenge to memorize loads of facts in time for the next test. It’s also a challenge to eat a teaspoon of cinnamon in one bite without choking, but what are you really accomplishing?

How about some statistics? The dropout rate in some parts of the US is about 25 percent. In Finland, it is less than 1 percent. Why? Because in Finland, teaching is left up to the teachers. Standardized tests are few and far between. And guess what? They consistently outperform the US on international math, science, and literacy tests.

At this point, I’d like to throw a slightly relevant quote by a famous person into the mix to make my speech seem more legitimate. That appears to be how these things work. So Albert Einstein once said, “Everybody is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” We can’t judge someone’s intelligence by how well he does in a small group of isolated classes. Everyone learns differently, so education is not something that can be successfully standardized.

Sure, we have to get a lot of people through the system, but there are more efficient ways of doing it. Maybe it’s more cost-effective to have large impersonal classes, but to cram in so much meaningless information? We could learn a lot more if we could discover connections between biology and physics or English and history instead of memorizing lists of isolated facts just long enough to pass tests.

I mean, you all know that kid in math class who would always ask the teacher, “When will we ever use this in real life?” to which the teacher responds, “You’ll need it on the final exam.” No, that is not the answer. You are learning math because it has useful applications. Yet the nation’s mentality seems to be that we are learning these things just to pass tests. And why do we need to pass tests? To evaluate teachers and get funding.

But what good is this funding if we are not learning the things that will help us to reach our full potential? I once had a teacher who, after I asked a few too many questions, told me, “it’s not something you can understand, you just have to memorize it.” Don’t ever let anyone tell you that. You are capable of understanding anything you set your minds to. It may take time, it may take patience, but if you really want to understand something, get out there and understand it. You can’t let people try to tell you who you are and what you are worth. That you aren’t as smart as someone else because you scored ten points lower than him on a standardized test. That doesn’t mean anything—grades are just numbers. It’s better to learn and to understand than to get good grades. And no, one does not imply the other.

Anyway, this is why I tried so hard to get out of this speech. Not because I don’t respect all of you, I do. It’s just that “valedictorian” is a label and I don’t respect what it stands for. I am not the smartest person in our class; I could learn something new from every single one of you. I’m good at memorizing things, but that’s not so useful outside of the standardized world of high school. And I’m pretty sure a lot of you have been more successful than I was, unless your standard for judging success is a Scantron sheet.

Now you must be wondering why this is relevant. We’re graduating, we’re out of the system, it doesn’t matter anymore. Well, it still matters to anyone you know that’s growing up in New York State. School should not be about passing tests to get more funding. School should be about learning, understanding, thinking critically, and finding something that you are passionate about. Tell your younger siblings, friends, and neighbors to think, and to form their own opinions. To cautiously let their grades slide and do some actual learning.

Clearly my position is that most of the numbers you are given in high school are useless, but here’s one that means something. The title of this speech, which you can find in your program, is the phone number of Robin Schimminger, our representative in the New York State assembly. You can use this to share your opinion with Albany, whether you are for or against the state assessments. Let your voice be heard and hopefully some day education will once again be about the joy of learning and discovery.

Well, that was the closest I could come to inspirational; I’m not very good at coming up with really deep stuff. So I’m going to end with one final quote from an author named John Green. He describes the one test, the only test in your life that matters. And spoiler alert: it is not a standardized state assessment. He says,

The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive citizen of the world; and it will take place in schools, and bars, and hospitals, and dorm rooms, and in places of worship. You will be tested on first dates, in job interviews, while watching football, and while scrolling through your Twitter feed.

The test will judge your ability to think about things other than celebrity marriages, whether you’ll be persuaded by empty political rhetoric, and whether you’ll be able to place your life and your community in a broader context.

The test will last your entire life, and it will be comprised of the millions of decisions that, when taken together, make your life yours. And everything—everything—will be on it. So pay attention.

Thank you and congratulations, class of 2013.