Chapter 26 SPOTTED DICK

 

 

In spite of Anne and Emilys winky innuendoes, I knew Id be idiotic to think about Jack romantically. Chances were good he didnt even remember that long-ago kiss. Besides, hed been Wogsboyfriend in high school, so he was like a cousin-in-law or something.

But being with him was easy and funsuch a change after all the egg-walking with Alistair. The drive to Stratford-on-Avon was idyllic, once we got out of London and into Englands green and pleasant land. It was like driving through the setting of every novel Id ever read.

Jack related all the news he had of Wogs, who seemed to be happily re-partnered with Judy. Aunt Livy had dealt with her severe disappointment in her daughter by playing fierce tennis and winning the senior championship at the club again. Jacks Aunt Claudette had made her a new tennis dress for the final match, and a new gown for the dinner dance afterward. Win/win for both our families.

Im glad Wogs and Judy are back together,he said.I like Judy. I never bought that story about her stealing your aunts necklace. Why would she? Shes a dykeexcuse my Frenchbut shed never wear fussy old-lady jewelry like that. And it was old, but not that valuablea couple of hundred bucks, topsat least thats what Aunt Claudette says. Lots better things to steal in that house. Like your uncles gun collection. Hes got priceless stuff on display in his library. Theres that little pearl-handled derringer he says belonged to Belle Starr. Wouldnt you steal that instead?

This made perfect sense. I wished he hadnt brought up my Uncles guns though. They terrified me. Especially that derringer, so small a child could use it. Just thinking about it gave me an icky feeling in my stomach.

I decided to tell Jack how Wogs thought Aunt Livy herself might have planted the necklace. Maybe I was betraying a family secret, but Jack felt like family now.

His face lost its playfulness.I dont knowI wouldnt put it past her, but the first person I thought of when I heard about the missing jewelry was your friend in the suit. When we were out parking cars, Judy told me shed found out hed been lying about going to Princeton. She was trying to decide whether to tell you.

Interesting. I certainly knew Alistair liked to steal things and hide them in odd places. It made sense he might have wanted to get rid of Judy if she had been planning to expose his lie just when he was making such a great impression on my family.

Jack took my silence for disagreement.Sorry. Im probably wrong.

No. Youre not.I felt stupid and confused again. I hated to think such an awful thing about Alistair. Part of me was still feeling guilty for hitting him and accusing him of stealing my ticket. Hed actually been kind of polite under the circumstances. Maybe I could write him a letter to apologize when I got back to the Brontësflat.

The mornings blue sky was giving way to storm clouds. The countryside was still lovely, but I was afraid rain might be coming to wreck our plans.

Jack laughed it off, saying he had an umbrella. He launched into a bunch of funny stories about the incompetence of Army bureaucracy, but when I asked about the war, his tone changed.Its not something I can talk about, Nick. Its like it happened to somebody else. And Im not sure who that somebody is. But Im going to have to be him again pretty soon. Theyre sending me back toNam in October. I didnt finish my tour because I was injured…”

Oh no! You got wounded? Thats horrible.

Not by the enemy. I was in a jeep that rolled over. Broke my leg in a couple of places, but its healed up pretty good now.

  He abruptly changed the subject to the scenery, and asked if I remembered how much I loved to go for a drive in the country when we were kids.

I had to tell him again how little I remembered of those days.

But he went on, chatting about how his mom used to drive us to the amusement park at Old Orchard Beachand the time I ate two pink cotton-candy cones and threw up pink vomit all over myself. He said it served me right for riding the merry-go-round all day long. Apparently I loved the merry-go-round horse that looked like Roy Rogershorse Trigger and wouldnt give it up. I made some kid cry and told him Id shoot him if he tried to make me get off. Jack said Id been a tough little cookiereally into guns.

He brought up that song again he said I used to sing about Rudolf the Two-Gun Cowboy. He even started singing itan awful misogynist thing about a sheriff hiring a gunslinger to shoot his wife, sung to the tune of Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer.

I tried to make him stop, punching him in the arm like I used to, and in that moment another flash of memory erupted. Me in a Dale Evans cowgirl outfit. A hand-me down from Wogs. Id be singing awaywith two toy guns in my hands, which I twirled around my index fingers. I must have been about six or seven. I loved to sing then, before Aunt Livy informed me I was tone deaf. My mother had defended me.

Mom. Thinking about her brought up jumbled emotions I couldnt deal with.

The sky got grayer and grayer, and we pulled over to put up the convertible top just before the rain hit. As we wrestled with securing the convertibles canvas roof, Jack told more silly childhood stories that brought up a few more fragmented recollections.

When we got back on the highway he mentioned somebody he called Count Santa Claus, but I didnt remember him at all. Jack said he was a paintersome impoverished aristocrat whod escaped the Nazis. Uncle Con let him use the old guest house on the cliff for a studio.

I had a vague, creepy memory of the placebut it had been torn down by the time I was eight or so.

Jack couldnt believe I didnt remember Count Santa Claus. Everybody was crazy about him, he saidkind of like the way they got goofy over Alistair. His real name was Count Stanislaus and he was some kind of Russian. Wore fancy suits and buttered up my aunt and uncle the same way Alistair did. My parents too.

I told him I didnt remember and tried to steer the conversation to other things. It made me feel weird Jack knew so much about my childhood that I didnt know.

But he was on a roll, talking about this Count and how we kids hung around him because he brought us some kind of special candy. Shaped like miniature fruit and animals. I loved it, he said, especially the pink candy pigs the Count would give me when did mycute little cowgirl act.

I started to tell Jack he must be thinking of somebody else, or remembering a dream, until I had a memory-flash of a sticky-sweet tasteintense and almondy. Marzipan. My stomach went queasy.

Jack asked what was wrong and I said I was probably hungry. He pulled off the highway into a little village and found a café where we were welcomed with such friendly enthusiasm I almost wondered if we were still in England. It took me a minute to realize it was because of Jacks uniform.

They still like American G.I.s here,he said.Especially the older folks who lived through World War II. I always get the best service when I wear the uniform.

We ate a lunch of wholemeal bread and three kinds of cheese with some wonderful pickled apples. For dessert we shared something called Spotted Dick. Jack said we had to be brave and eat it so he could to tell his buddies back at the base.

It turned out to be quite delicious for something with such an icky namea sinfully sweet pudding-cake with currants, served in a custard sauce. We both reached for the last spoonful at the same moment. I laughed and pulled my spoon away. He scooped up the bit of pudding and surprised me by putting it in my mouth. Some custard ran down my chin, but he caught it with his finger and licked it off.

We were both so convulsed in giggles, we didnt notice the waitress standing at the table with more tea.

Oh, go onkiss her.She laughed and turned to me.Be nice to your soldier-boy, ducks. Who knows when youll see him again?

I felt myself flush. Jacks face reddened, too. He gave me a funny grin and leaned across the table to plant a kiss on my custardy mouth. His lips were soft and lingered long enough to generate a little heat. When he sat back in his chair, I realized everyone in the café was clapping.

I should have been embarrassed, but I wasnt.

When we got to Stratford, rain was pouring in earnest. We did a little walking, the two of us huddled under Jacks umbrella. We found the church where old Will was buried, and the house where his youngest daughter Judith had lived.

We never hear about Judy Shakespeare, do we?I said.Or her sister Susanna. Who knows, maybe they wrote great plays too, but nobody would put them on because they were girls.

Maybe they did.Jack grinned.From what Ive heard, nobodys sure who wrote those plays, anyway.

I found this so adorable, I kissed him on the cheek. He pulled me to him and kissed me long and hard, right there under the dripping eaves of an inn where the Bard had once quaffed a pint. The umbrella protected our heads, but not our pant legs and shoes as rain splashed on puddled cobblestones. But I didnt care. Jack was kissing mein a sweet, joyful way Id never been kissed beforeand I didnt want it to stop.

Finally pulled away.Were getting soaked. What do you say we go inside? Maybe ask about a place to stay? I dont want to drive back to London in this weather.

Going back to London was the last thing I wanted to do, rain or no rain. I wanted to stay as far away from Alistair as possible. I didnt care if I owed him an apology. Right now, with Jack, I didnt feel confused for the first time in ages.

The inn was a dark, firelit place called the Black Pig. We ordered a couple of pints of ale and sat down to drip dry with the other soggy patrons. Alistair wasnt big on beer, so I hadnt had any since I arrived, but it was delicious. So was Jack. He kept leaning over to kiss me.

I dont know what we talked about as we drank that first pinttouristy things I guesshow quaint everything was and how tiny people must have been four hundred years ago. At some point Jack got up and talked to somebody about food. He asked me if I was all right with sausage and mash and said they had rooms upstairsbut only one vacancy, so wed have to grab it fast. I said fine. I think Id decided before that moment that I would sleep with him if he asked. So the one room seemed like fate.

As we ate sausages and potatoes with gravy, Jack went back to childhood reminiscing. He talked about Count Santa Claus again, and how he disappeared and nobody ever said why, or where. And how Uncle Con hired Jacks dad to tear down the old guest house the summer after he went, even though it only needed a new roof and a little paint and had the best view of any house on the cove

He stopped mid-sentence and gave me a stricken look.

Oh, geez. I shouldnt be talking about this. That cliffthats where your momIm an idiot. You should slap me. Here.

He grabbed my wrist and tried to get me to slap his cheek, now showing a bit of five oclock shadow.

All I could think of was how Alistair had bled when I slapped him yesterday. I never wanted to see that expression on anybodys face again.

No. I will not slap you, Jack Poirier. Im not a slappy kind of girl.

He laughed and kissed my hand.Thats right. When you get mad, you just shoot people, dont you, little Anna Oakley?

Why did you call me that?A dark bit of memory shot through my brain.

We used to call you Anna, remember? You used your middle name lateryou knowum, after you lost your mom.

Unexpected tears stung my nose as I remembered moms German-accented voice calling me Anna. I fought the tears back, hard. I did not want to be having these little kid feelings just when I was having a grown-up good time with Jack.

Come on,I said shoving the emotions back into that shadowy part of my brain where I never wanted to go again.Lets order dessert. Maybe they have Spotted Dick.