Contents

Gibberish

Granted Wishes: Ugly Guy

Planet Of The Losers

Granted Wishes: Wannabe Spousecides

Tales Of The Animal Crime Squad

Granted Wishes: Unpopular Girl

Personal Power

Granted Wishes: TV Star

The Methuselah Factor

Granted Wishes: Talking Dog

The Apotheosis Of Dr. Poon

Granted Wishes: Embittered Super

A Biography Of Thomas Berger