Dear Ebook Reader,

Hello! My name is Claudia Tapper, and I wrote this book. Then I printed it out so people could read it. And when I did, I realized I’d left a lot of things out, so I handwrote them in the margins.

Then some person at a publishing company decided to turn my book into an ebook. Which was personally VERY exciting for me.

Except it turns out you can’t handwrite things in the margins of ebooks. You can handwrite photo captions, but not margin notes. Which is weird. But whatever.

So somebody in the publisher’s office typed out my handwritten margin notes and stuck them in the text. Every time you see Ed. note: blah blah blah, you should know that A) Ed. note is short for Editor’s note and B) the editor is me, Claudia.

Sincerely,

Claudia Tapper

P.S. Thank you for buying my book!

P.P.S. It was all my brother’s fault. (Not the ebook situation, but everything else.)