Okay, you’re here with Chris – uh, ‘RedTwo’ I mean, ha! – and in this episode, well, a whole lot of shit’s gonna get done, and get clear yo! So the new version has been out like two weeks now and I’ve been playing the hell out of this so I can share with you guys how to nail Level Six – which is a KILLAH! I’m telling you. It’s doable but you’re gonna need to bring your A-Games here, homies.
First of all, make sure you’ve already got the right outer layers for this one – the city is cold, man, just cold. So hit ‘square’ and make sure you’ve got the armoured three-piece with waistcoat, pretty rad I must say, but you’re going to thank me, hahaha, in about, oooh, six minutes.
So where did we leave off? You’ve arrived just inside the town, fucking loving the detail in the drifting garbage got to say, real near to Big Eddie’s restaurant and casino. Okay, so we’re going to go up to the door, and the thing here is to take it slow, you don’t want too much attention, not just yet anyway!
Right, we’re inside, so scoot over to the bar, here you can order anything from like 20 different cocktails, and they all have different effects depending on the strength, so take it easy if you’re new to this. Right, Moscow Mule, sorted – ten dollars, man! This city’s gonna leave you poor – but you knew that, right? Hahaha. Okay now, feint left – there are three chicas by the jukebox, ignore the redhead – I tried that last night and basically she only speaks Portuguese, so unless you’ve got the European languages extension, welcome to a long, slow evening!
No, hit Up/Left and talk to the brunette, she’s the target here. I like worked this room for four hours last night – till my mum got home hahaha! – and I can totally tell you this is Sarah and she’s def the key to this level. The rose brooch on her lapel is pretty rad and you should totally mention it, hold Down and Left1 to make an opening comment about the brooch – this nailed it for me. Yo! And there she’s smiling – we are IN hombres! In!
Okay, you can probably see there are now three other heavy dudes at the bar, don’t pull the rifle or pistols out just yet, the trick is to act real cool – I know, goes against the grain, right? Now hit Action and Right2 – sweet! If Sarah’s eyebrows are raised and she’s smiling, this means it’s all going to plan, so scooch over to the sofa.
Right – inventory check: do you have the book we stole from the depository on Level 5? In downtown? Good, you’re gonna need it as while you’re with Rebecca you can get 5,000 bonus points by mentioning you’re well-read in poetry. Pull out the book with Action and Up. Nice work. See, both of your heads are closer together. Man, I wish it was this easy in real life, right? Hahaha.
Okay, now holding Down and Left1 is the bit they don’t tell you at college – amaze! So you’ll notice the lights have gone down – well that’s just how it seems to you and her, it’s like an effect of the talking or something. Now bring up the dialogue input field, oh-kay, and this is where it gets freaky good. Type the following, s’like a code but it’s totally gonna unlock Level 7.
‘Sarah, can I tell you about how I sometimes just walk into rooms and just catch you out of the corner of my eye, even when you’re not there? And I’ll think up a funny story, one in which I do not emerge too well (but not that badly either, it must be admitted), just to make you smile, knowing that though I can’t quite see you, as you’re not quite there, this would be what we’d do if we were just together.’
Wow! Like typing on this thing hurts, right? Damn! Okay, so now hit X and Down and bam! She’s getting up.
Now the guys at the bar are checking out the room again – don’t, repeat don’t, pull the machine pistol as then it’ll kick off and they’ll totally have you. Okay gently pan 180, real cool like, and look she’s got her coat and is waiting for you by the door. It worked! Amazing, you’re on roller blades (ha! Joke! That’s another level, hombres!)
And walk o-ver… yes. Yep! She flashed the smile. You’re done. Bo-nus! Prouda you guys! We’re still only nine hours in, but good job! Good job!