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How Freaky and Paranoid Is Your Google History?
 
 
 
This is almost like “found poetry,” if you found a really depressing and sparsely written poem. Here is a verbatim history of my baby-related Google searches for my third month of pregnancy. How do you describe obsessive, all-consuming anxiety? Like they say in Comp 101: Show, don’t tell.
Miscarriage signs
Baby book Spock
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Toddler Guitar
Beer and pregnancy
Guinness beer good for you BBC
Guinness beer iron2
Beer and pregnancy
O’Doul’s pregnancy safe?
Imminent miscarriage
Emergen-C pregnancy safe
Hot baths pregnancy neural tube defects
Is it safe to take a hot bath while pregnant?
Hot baths: safe during pregnancy?
Pregnancy—Birth: Cause of miscarriage
Does anyone still take hot baths?
Pregnancy and baby: Are hot baths safe?
The myths and facts about pregnancy
Stretch mark cream reviews
Imminent miscarriage
Stretch mark product reviews3
Reviews of top five stretch mark remover creams
The Doctor’s Book of Home Remedies: stretch marks
Octo-Mom: “I was a stripper”
CVS: chorionic villus sampling
Discharge normal after CVS
CVS cramps villus
CVS prenatal diagnosis
Fitness for Two: March of Dimes
Braxton Hicks CVS after
Braxton Hicks contractions
First trimester screening
CVS not risky?
Imminent miscarriage4
Miscarriage
What brings on miscarriage?
Preventing miscarriage
Life after miscarriage
Nonviable pregnancy but no miscarriage yet
Abnormal first trimester screening results
CVS testing and miscarriage
First trimester screening negative results
CVS miscarriage
CVS test
CVS test reliability
CVS, not the pharmacy
Nonalcoholic beer during pregnancy
O’Doul’s alcohol content5
Ampicillin—nausea bladder
Ampicillin nausea
CVS Cedars-Sinai
Fucking CVS
Imminent miscarriage
Prenatal 3D ultrasound safety issues
Are new ultrasound technologies causing autism?
Sonogram autism6
Baby sucking thumb on ultrasound
Pregnancy and baby: ultrasound
It’s a boy for Carson Daly and girlfriend7
Ellen Pompeo pregnant
Pompeo baby weight
Lady from Grey’s Anatomy skinny
Ashlee Simpson baby weight
How old is Ashlee Simpson?
Young women baby weight
Urinary tract infections
Positive urine nitrate test
Enterococcus bladder infection catheter
Bladder infection: information from Answers.com
Mantras for letting go8
Celebrities with first name: Mick
Celebrities with first name: Shane
Imminent miscarriage
The Mommy Files: 7 superfoods you should be eating
Prenatal vitamins make me sick
Fetal movement: feeling your baby kick
Fitness/nutrition: your first trimester: iVillage
Best camcorder
Imminent miscarriage
What your baby looks like—10 weeks—babycenter
Do you want to know your baby’s gender?
Caffeine during pregnancy
Sleep aids during pregnancy9
Exposure to oral contraceptives and risk for Down syndrome
Folate and human development
Down syndrome likelihood 38
Causes of Down syndrome
Risk factors for Down syndrome
Loving a child with Down syndrome
Best physician Los Angeles9
9 weeks pregnant?
Showing pregnancy
First pregnancy and showing early
Gestational diabetes
Diabetes and birth weight
Organic frosting
Healthy sweeteners cupcakes Los Angeles
Me hungry
What is the meaning of life?
Oldest mother on record British
When can babies hear music
Reflux, food, causes
Constipation pregnancy iron
Most expensive stretch mark cream
Pregnancy exercise linked to high IQ
Latest week pregnancy miscarriage risk
Pregnancy gallery: 10 weeks10
Treadmill pregnancy safe
Short torso and pregnancy
Lasers to treat stretch marks
Ideal temperature bath pregnancy
Hot bath and pregnancy
Wikianswers: hot bath and gin end pregnancy
Expecting? Pregnancy myths exposed
Gender prediction
The truth about gender prediction
Imminent miscarriage
People.com: Strasser expecting first baby11