Dimity married her tuppenny knight in modest style, although her dress was so very fashionable there were some who claimed that she singlehandedly started the new trend for very impressive bustles. However, she was careful to credit the Nottingham Hive queen when anyone asked her directly. She wore dangling opal earrings, and an opal poison ring (just in case) to match her new wedding ring (more opals), because her husband paid attention and was an extremely thoughtful man. Fortunately, the ceremony went off without a hitch, and there was no reason for her to test the usefulness of any of her jewelry – least of all the wedding ring.
To everyone’s delight, Sir Crispin’s wastrel of a father was found to have not, in fact, squandered the entire family fortune, but instead invested it in a rather impressive jewelry collection discovered in a butter churn, which he left to his only son. But despite her vast options, the new Lady Bontwee was noted to have a marked preference for those opal earrings.
Upon returning from an extended tour of the Mediterranean, Lady Bontwee spent her days happily guiding her adored husband into becoming a prominent member of Parliament. She threw numerous, increasingly desirable evening parties to which she wore her inherited jewelry (only lightly modernized to her exacting standards of deadliness) and which resulted in rather unprecedented political influence. Possibly because of Dimity, possibly because of the jewelry.
She mostly behaved like a lady, and to all appearances had given up her Honey Bee ways and War Office position, becoming nothing more than a grande dame of London society. Whether this was the truth or not, who’s to tell? The government certainly had no record of anything subversive.
Sir Crispin and Lady Bontwee produced, in embarrassingly rapid succession, five boy children, who entirely cured their mother of any inclination to faint at the sight of blood.
The family visited their friends at Budgy Hall regularly, and always knew all the gossip. Eventually Dimity and her tuppenny knight took a country seat outside of Nottingham – a smallish Grecian-inspired mansion on a stream – called Coot’s Crest. It boasted a diminutive thatched-roof cottage in the back named Coot’s Bottom. The couple kept some very discreet servants who never mentioned to anyone that a tough-looking lady with sharp green eyes and a dark-skinned man with nighttime habits (Dimity’s true friends, as she always called them), stayed at Coot’s Bottom regularly. And if, upon occasion, Lady Bontwee and her husband were seen skittering down the garden path in trailing dressing gowns, and laughing uproariously into the wee hours of the night, well, every toff has a few eccentricities.
As Justice would have it, we should all be so lucky as to go wafting about dramatically in a trailing nightgown on occasion.
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April 1896
When a young American lady of good standing is indiscreet, kind parents retire her quietly to the country with a maiden aunt and a modest stipend. Faith’s parents decided to marry her off to a werewolf.
“Though you’re too soiled for even those unnatural beasts.” Faith’s mother was not looking at her. Mrs Wigglesworth hadn’t really looked at her daughter for nearly two months. Faith was more reassured by this than not. To be noticed might tempt her mother’s temper, and that was never pretty.
So, she was careful with her words. “Now, Mother, I don’t think they quibble about such things, so long as I’m fresh meat.”
“None of your lip, girl. That’s what got you into this predicament.” Faith’s mother had a voice like cracked peppercorns and the face of an offended jackrabbit – all ears, red-rimmed eyes, and wrinkled nose.
No, it isn’t what got me here, thought Faith. In fact, it was the opposite. If I'd said something – if I'd lied about it – there would have been shame but no ruination.
“Face it, my dear, she’s spoiled goods by everyone’s standards. Even the werewolves.” Mr Wigglesworth chewed his overcooked beef wetly, with a sound like the squelching of boots in a vat of gravy.
“I don’t know where we went wrong with her. The others all turned out well enough.” Mrs Wigglesworth gave a long-suffering sigh. “I did so well with them, and then this one. Rotten to the core.”
Faith looked down at her food. It sat untouched. She didn’t feel like eating; nothing worked to fill that odd lingering emptiness. Certainly not beef, at any rate. She speared a potato and ruminated over its roundness.
They must be desperate to be rid of me, she thought, to be considering werewolves. Or Mother hates werewolves so much, she would use me to punish them.
Prior to this particular conversation, Faith could not remember the word werewolf ever spoken in the Wigglesworth household, let alone at the dinner table. For while the packs may have helped the North with their Union troubles, they still weren’t considered civilized. Now they weren’t even allowed into the city without escort. A werewolf was lower than a Californian, all things considered – rough rural hillbillies with too much hair. And open shirt collars. And no table manners.
Faith shivered in titillated horror. Werewolves were not permitted in any of Boston society’s conservatories, let alone received into drawing rooms. Certainly not by the Wigglesworths. No one would make the mistake of calling Faith’s papa a progressive. But he was a pragmatist. And everyone in Boston now knew of his daughter’s shame. And Faith’s mother? Well, she made no bones about her hatred for the beasts.
Her mother’s hand, suddenly and without warning, slapped the table. “Don’t play with your food, girl.” She barked the words so sharply that spittle sprayed the table.
Faith put down her fork.
Her mother went back to not looking at Faith. Already, in one of those lightning mood switches that had so terrified Faith as a child, Mrs Wigglesworth was directing soft lips and coy eyes at her husband and his indifference. “You see what a bother she is to me? To this family?”
“So, how do we safely dispose of her?” Mr Wigglesworth asked his wife, because it really was Mrs Wigglesworth’s responsibility. A daughter embroiled in scandal was of little political value to him. He’d never paid Faith any attention anyway, not until her indiscretion.
Mrs Wigglesworth sighed again, louder and with more force. “We must still try for an advantageous match. Your cousin offers us a relatively inexpensive option – a London season.” She tapped the letter that had started the whole conversation. “Since I’d never allow American werewolves to darken our door, I was thinking of something grander. England. Some of those British monsters are even titled.”
Faith couldn’t face the potato. She slid it off her fork untouched. Not more society. Critical eyes, and uncomfortable clothes, mixed with monsters. The potato wobbled. Imagine having to sit across the table from a real vampire. Those fangs. Do they suck blood at dinner? She shuddered.
Mrs Wigglesworth continued, “Then she might marry and stay across the ocean.”
“To rot,” added Faith under her breath. The subtext being that then the Wigglesworths would never have to see their youngest daughter again.
Her mother gave a tight smile. “Cursing some monster with her wicked ways and amoral behavior, instead of us and our good name.”
Faith tried not to find that funny. Isn’t that what they call the irresistible need to shapeshift every full moon – werewolf’s curse? Midnight special, she thought, curse now comes with your very own indiscreet American fortune hunter. Buy while fresh.
Papa made his decision. “Send her to England then, my dear. No one will have heard of her shame there.”
No one will have heard of me at all. Faith was cheered by that thought. Oh, the joy of anonymity.
“Hardly matters. Werewolves don’t have standards.” Mrs Wigglesworth spoke with unsubstantiated confidence.
Faith actually didn’t mind overmuch. Anything to get out of the house. Apparently, she hadn’t any standards either.
Her mother glared at her, sharp and vicious. “We are being whispered about. In the streets! Mrs Kensington cut me in the park yesterday. Me! I want you gone from here and forgotten. You will find yourself a werewolf, girl. You aren’t good enough for a human man. Not even an English one.”
Faith hung her head. She wants me shamed for the rest of my life. Tied forever to the same supernatural creatures that deceived and ruined me. All because she is being whispered about this month in a minor scandal that will be forgotten by summer.
So it was that Faith, with only her maid Minnie as chaperone, and last season’s dresses (which might themselves be considered a chaperone, for the discouragement that they afforded) and a few outfits Faith had made in secret (even more discouraging to prospective suitors, as these involved menswear), were packed into a dirigible and floated off to England. Properly, Mrs Wigglesworth ought to have gone along, but Faith’s mother obviously thought nothing worse could happen to her daughter.
She was, of course, entirely wrong.