(1) The entrance: A middle-aged woman stands framed in an open door, surrounded by mustard yellow walls. Her eyes: weary, watery. Her hair dyed black so many times you could grab some in your fingers and snap it off. Also,
(2) a dark, cluttered, hall leading to –
(3) the Digger’s room, which is tiny. Inside:
(i) Dominating the room: an enormous piece of exercise equipment. A white helmet with a golden visor hangs from one of the metal bars.
(ii) In front of the exercise machine: some bits of wood and a chunk of old stone with carvings in Old Church Slavonic on it.
(iii) Leaning against the wardrobe: a replica AK47.
(iv) Something living, albeit only just: a cat with protruding ribs mewling for food.
(v) Piled up by the head of the bed: technical manuals on tunnels and stacks of old books; among the authors, Lenin’s favourite – Jack London.
(vi) At the other end of the sofa bed: a combined TV and video, small and blue, shining with pride at its own newness. There is a shelf of video cassettes along the wall, among them Mousehunt,* starring the mystifyingly successful Lee Evans.
(vii) Along one side: a cabinet, decorated with photos. The photos are mainly of Mikhailov himself, although there is one of Steven Seagal. There is a slight resemblance; the slicked-back ponytail Mikhailov shares with his idol suggests an element of intentionality, though not on Seagal’s part, of course.
(viii) Also on the cabinet: coloured pencil sketches of machines I do not recognise, fantastical tanks, for a war on Mars.
(ix) Finally, hanging on a wall: A colour pencil sketch of Arnold Schwarzenegger as Conan the Destroyer, standing there in his helmet, wielding his sword, muscles rippling, signed Vadim Mikhailov.
The Digger strode into the room. He was tall, and differed from the photograph in Residential Property Shit only in that his skin had a strange, greyish tinge, and was pockmarked, with one or two facial warts, like those you see on poor pensioners rifling through dead folks’ clothes in charity shops. Spending his days underground wasn’t doing his complexion any good.
Vadim sat down in an old Soviet-era armchair, under the drawing of Conan. He turned to me, his face severe.
‘What do you want?’
I explained.
‘Yes, but what information do you want?’
I wasn’t sure how to begin. I thought it was clear what I wanted; I had said it on the phone often enough. He was the one who had invited me to this discussion. ‘I’m a collector of stories …’ I said. I wanted it to sound mystical; it sounded shit.
‘Stories? Get to the point.’
‘For example, I’ve heard that there’s a secret metro, the M2 –’
‘Crap!’ he roared. ‘It’s not the M2, it’s called the D6! And there isn’t one secret metro, there are two! The D6 connects the Kremlin to the KGB headquarters and some other strategic sites, but there’s also the D-R: it services a huge underground bunker in Ramenki, in the west of the city.’ He glared at me contemptuously. ‘So what else do you know? What do you know about the diggers of the underground planet?’
My mind raced: what else did I know? I thought he might toss me out if I disgraced myself, if I proved myself unworthy of receiving his pearls. ‘Well,’ I said, ‘I’ve heard that sometimes you work with Mayor Luzhkov and the Moscow city authorities …’
‘Lies!’ Vadim stood up and stared down at me, fire in his eyes. Clearly this was a still worse error. ‘I despise Luzhkov! I work with the federal government only! I work directly with Putin, do you understand? With Putin!’ He pointed at a black radio crackling away on the shelf. It was one of those security radios that you see police and the military using around disaster areas or public protests, muttering quietly to their distant masters through the mouthpiece. ‘That connects me directly to the Ministry of Emergency Situations!’
Suddenly Vadim’s voice dropped. ‘Listen, what is this?’ He pointed at me. ‘Have you come here to find out classified information? To get me to talk about NORD OST? Is that what this is?’ There was a real, quiet, forceful anger in his voice. ‘I’ve had enough of this. I refuse to talk to you any longer, through your interpreter. I will only use my interpreter.’
He turned and strode out of the room.
Vadim was referring to the theatre siege that had taken place almost exactly two years earlier, on 23 October 2002. It was a wet Wednesday evening and 800 people were sitting in the Dubrovka Theatre a few kilometres south of the Kremlin watching Nord Ost, a musical tale of love and polar exploration. Their proximity to the seat of power was no guarantee of security, however: at just after 9 p.m. a masked man ran onstage, firing a gun into the air and demanding an end to the war in Chechnya. The show’s staging was extravagant – at the end an aeroplane ‘landed’ on stage, and allegedly some members of the audience thought this was part of the show. They rapidly realised their mistake as forty-one masked gunmen and women swarmed into the theatre. The women, swathed in black cloth and with bombs strapped to their waists, positioned themselves by the pillars holding up the building’s roof. The audience sat in terror as more bombs, not attached to living organisms, were set in place around the theatre. Moscow had experienced suicide attacks before but nothing as grotesque as this. Yet it was no nightmare, but something terrifyingly real that was happening in central Moscow, at that moment, to them.
The hostages pleaded to be released, but only some children and a handful of Muslims were set free. The terrorists made no demands and did not reveal who they were, except for their leader, Movsar Barayev, the 25-year-old nephew of Arbi Barayev, a Chechen warlord and Islamic radical who had been killed by Russian forces in 2001. Barayev Sr claimed to have personally killed 170 people. Barayev Jr appeared to be no less ruthless, warning the Russian state not to intervene – for every one of his men killed they would kill ten hostages.
Thus passed the night of the 23rd, bleeding into the morning of the 24th. Barayev demanded that the Russian army had to withdraw from Chechnya by the end of the week. If not, everyone in the theatre would die. He had nothing to fear: he and his fellow martyrs would go to paradise. Hostage negotiators, among them doctors, journalists, politicians and even a Soviet-era crooner called Iosif Kobzon, managed to secure the release of some more hostages, but the majority remained inside. Several executions were carried out: one man was shot as a supposed FSB* agent, and one woman was shot after breaking in. Others were shot trying to escape. The Kremlin offered Barayev and his gang safe passage to a third country if they would set the hostages free; the offer was turned down. And all the while the situation for the captives in the theatre worsened: they became dehydrated and started to run out of food. Forbidden to go to the toilet in case they attempt an escape, they were forced to piss and shit in the orchestra pit. The air in the auditorium became putrid.
And so it went on: promises were made that all foreigners would be released; they weren’t. Promises were made that all Muslims would be released. Some were; others weren’t. On 25 October all children under twelve were finally set free but the majority of captives remained inside, awaiting the end. One negotiator emerged stating that they were preparing to die.
At this point, reality becomes blurred. The truth about the end of the siege is difficult to pin down. The Russian authorities claim that on the night of 25 October they intercepted a phone call from the terrorists to their ‘foreign masters’. The slaughter of the hostages would begin the next morning. What is definitely true is that on 26 October at 5:30 a.m. Ekho Moskvi radio station received a panicked phone call from one of their journalists who was being held hostage inside the theatre: she could smell gas, and feared the actions of her government. Soon afterwards shots were heard coming from within the theatre, and Russian Spetsnaz Special Forces immediately stormed the building, breaking inside at 6:30. The gas was so potent that the terrorists in the hall had passed out before they could detonate their explosives; they were executed where they slept. Those in the foyer, conscious but groggy, were mowed down in a gun battle. The terrorists were routed. No Spetsnaz operatives lost their lives. The mission was a success except –
The toxic gas had affected the hostages too. Body after body was pulled out of the theatre as anxious relatives stood at the police cordon; but there were too few ambulances outside to take the survivors to hospital, and those who did arrive could not receive the correct treatment. The Spetsnaz were refusing to disclose what gas they had used: doctors didn’t know which antidote to administer.
The final death toll of hostages at the Nord Ost siege was set at 129, all of them from the gas. This number has been disputed from the start. Some organisations claim the number of victims was as high as 174. Officials, of course, deny this.
Residential Property Shit had reported that Mikhailov had ‘helped’ the secret services in some undefined way during the crisis, and quoted a Moscow city government spokeswoman as admitting that the authorities sometimes used his expertise when the emergency services needed to penetrate the tunnels and bunkers beneath Moscow.
But exactly how was Mikhailov involved? Perhaps the poison gas, I thought. Who would know the tunnels under the theatre better than the Digger? Was it he who had led the Spetsnaz to the vents through which they had pumped the toxic mist that killed all the terrorists and so many of the hostages also?
Maybe, maybe not. Actually, it was no business of mine, and I wasn’t a journalist looking for a scoop to advance my career. But he was the one who had mentioned it. Something had happened there that still meant a lot to him.
About twenty minutes later the mysterious Tatiana arrived. Vadim’s ‘assistant’ was somewhere in her thirties, very thin, with close-cropped blonde hair. Her skull ballooned outwards from the nape of her neck, curving over to terminate sharply at the extreme point of her nose, giving her the air of an intensely curious bird. She sat down beside me on the sofa bed. It collapsed, and we slid backwards to the wall.
Vadim resumed his position in the ancient armchair. He mumbled something, staring at the empty frame of the doorway. Tatiana interpreted. The situation was as follows:
(1) It was only a month since a gang of terrorists had seized school no. I in Beslan in North Ossetia, a republic in the Russian Caucasus. That siege had come to an even worse end than Nord Ost: 331 people had died, most of them children. Consequently the police in Moscow were extremely paranoid. They were everywhere: on the street, in metro stations, prowling around with dogs and metal detectors, checking documents, bags, pockets. And it wasn’t the usual game of shaking down anyone they could for bribes. Right now, they weren’t taking pay-offs, or at least they were taking much bigger ones than usual, and so Vadim couldn’t take foreigners underground. He didn’t want to take any risks. Going underground was what gave him fulfilment, it was his reason for living. It was illegal for him too, but he was tolerated. And yet he had enemies among the powers that be who were looking for a chance to shut him down. If he was caught with a foreigner …
(2) However, he was willing to be interviewed and to grant me access to his vast archive. He was the world’s leading expert on the secrets of subterranean Moscow and had worked with many TV companies, magazines, and newspapers. The fee was non-negotiable: $200. He had no profession other than Lord of the Diggers, no source of income other than what he earned from giving interviews. ‘That’s what I sell: information,’ he said.
Vadim then began listing all the famous organisations he had rejected. At the top of the list came National Geographic: I can’t remember why, but I think they hadn’t offered enough cash. Then there was the British production company who had wanted to make a film about him. They had offered $5,000; he demanded $10,000. The project fell through.
Tatiana cut in: ‘I said to him, “Vadim, what are you doing? You have nothing, you live like an animal, you don’t even have bread to eat, please, take the five thousand dollars.”’
‘It wasn’t just the money,’ said Vadim.
‘Yes,’ said Tatiana. ‘He had complaints about the editorial content of the film …’
Vadim muttered something, his lip curled in disgust. I caught it immediately, but Tatiana translated anyway.
‘The director was a woman. Vadim didn’t want to work with a woman.’
Tatiana indicated Vadim’s flat. ‘You can see how he lives. He is not greedy. This is his passion. If he is not comfortable, he will not compromise.’
The thing was, I already understood Vadim. I knew that his innards were aflame, permanently burning with the mad black energy that forced him to do the things he did, to make his way through the world in this peculiar way. I knew that he was full of stories and that it was a physical necessity for him to tell them. He was driven by a passion nobody else understood: his life was extraordinary, but so isolating. He needed to break out of that isolation, and share his extraordinary tales. We all do, but how much more urgent was it for a man like him, whose stories were all the more extraordinary?
I knew that if I just waited he would tell me more than I needed for the article, and no cash would need to change hands. But of course, I wasn’t going to exploit him like that. And then, sure enough, the words started streaming out of him. He just had to unburden himself, even to a total stranger, because it was too heavy a task to carry his own world around with him, to keep it inside all the time. Men aren’t built for that degree of isolation. They need to share their beliefs. And so he had to get his world out there; he wanted it to be seen and heard, and inhabited, and not just by him. People, somehow, had to join him on it. If they didn’t, then how was he to know that he wasn’t just imagining his life? That it wasn’t simply psychosis?
He needed the relief.
I A dark tale
It was a few years ago: some depraved child killers had escaped from prison. They were dangerous, the police knew they could kill again. Still worse, the prison authorities couldn’t figure out how they’d done it, and that meant the prison was wide open: more criminals could escape if they knew the route. Vadim was called in. He spent days investigating the pipes and sewage tunnels under the prison, until he had unravelled the mystery. He showed the cops the secret exit the cons had dug over a period of weeks, or maybe even months. The prison authorities were able to block it, and later the killers were found. Vadim showed me a diagram he had drawn of the route the criminals had taken, complete with little figures moving through cells and tunnels. It looked like something you might play on with counters and dice in the Escaping Paedophiles Annual 1979.
II Biographical fragments
Vadim entered a prestigious medical academy to train as a doctor, but dropped out. Then he entered a prestigious art academy to train as a painter, but dropped out. Then he entered a prestigious dramatic academy to become an actor, but dropped out. Each time he applied himself to something, he succeeded. He had started so many lives. He was so talented he could have done anything. But if there was one thing he couldn’t stand, it was people telling him what to do. What did they know that he didn’t? And so he had dropped all of these possible destinies, to return underground, to follow his true path …
III The mayor
Yuri Luzhkov, the mayor of Moscow had the city in the palm of his hand. The proof of his power and skill: he had been Putin’s rival for the post of prime minister of Russia in the late 1990s, and so when Putin later became president with the power of political life and death over all his subjects, everyone had considered Luzhkov a carcass waiting to be buried or burnt. But he had survived, and even consolidated his grip on the city. He had no rivals, no opponents. Moscow could not run without him.
Vadim was friends with Luzhkov at first. The split came when they sparred over the resurrection of the Church of Christ the Saviour on the banks of the Moskva river.
IV The church
The Church of Christ the Saviour was built to celebrate Russia’s victory over Napoleon in 1812. It took forty years to build, but only seconds to destroy when Stalin had it blown up in 1933, fifty years after it opened. The communist government planned to erect an enormous skyscraper, The Palace of Soviets, on the site. The tallest building in the world was to be topped by a 100-metre-tall statue of Lenin that would have been lost in the clouds most days, invisible to the Muscovites below except for his shoes and ankles maybe … However, the ground was too unstable, so Khrushchev gave orders for an open-air swimming pool to be constructed instead. You might have thought that someone would realise that a heated open-air pool would create a lot of steam when the temperature dropped to minus 25 in the winter, and that that was not really a good thing when the Pushkin Museum, containing numerous priceless works of art, was located just across the road. But evidently not. And so the pool occupied the site until the early nineties, exhaling vapour, slowly corrupting the canvases by Van Gogh, Gaugin, Matisse, Picasso.
V The split
Before construction on the new cathedral began, Luzhkov asked Vadim to explore the area beneath the foundation pit. Vadim went down and found something, or something that looked like it might be something, in an old tunnel. He returned to the surface and told Luzhkov to stop construction: he needed more time to probe, there might be archaeological treasures awaiting discovery! Luzhkov promptly gave the order to pour the concrete, closing the door on that mystery for ever. Since then Luzhkov had been his sworn enemy:* Vadim complained to me that the mayor was now trying to pass ‘anti-digger laws’.
VI Brutal reality
Vadim worked and worked and worked, but he was never recognised, never paid, never thanked for his efforts. His phone number was listed, and if called, he’d go and investigate buildings, looking for structural flaws. He never asked for money. It wasn’t about money. But even so, the city never thanked him for this work. When he had wanted to start a business, taking people on guided tours of the underworld, he was denied permission. Nord Ost? He gave no details, only that he had ‘helped’ but had received no award, and yet the members of the city’s duma had all been given medals. And yet what had they done? When the bodies were being pulled out of the theatre, there weren’t enough ambulances waiting, and as a consequence, too many people had died. That was the city for you. Then he had wanted to open a museum of beautiful military vehicles. The Russian army had lots of them, and they were just sitting around, rotting in warehouses, but they wouldn’t give him one! They demanded money, hundreds of thousands of dollars! The greedy bastards!
Vadim now showed me his albums of photographs. I saw:
Vadim, thumbs up, standing beside a bearded man dressed in black leather, the leader of the ‘Night Wolves’, a notorious pack of Russian Hell’s Angels.
Vadim, in happier days, inspecting a hole in the ground with Luzhkov and some other city officials …
… and then the very moment of the beginning of their acrimonious split: Vadim turning away from the master of the city, his lip curled in disgust.
Vadim emerging from a tunnel …
… then disappearing into one.
Vadim and some young guys carrying flaming torches through what looks like a sewer.
Six young men kneeling before Vadim, the master. He touches one acolyte on the shoulder with a sword, as if knighting him. They are being inaugurated into the society of the diggers. ‘This is the culmination of the ceremony … First they must create fire, and then pledge to live healthy lives, take no drugs, to love their motherland, to bring light into darkness …’
Vadim in a small, dark, dirty underground room. He is with a puffy-faced man in filthy clothes who is clearly experiencing multiple forms of agony simultaneously.
‘What’s that?’ I asked.
‘It’s a bomzh.’
‘What’s he doing underground?’
‘He lives there, of course.’
Bomzh (Bez Opredelyonnogo Mesta Zhitelstva): tramp, homeless person. Lit. ‘without definite place of living’.
Bereft of the romantic associations connected with the English word ‘tramp’, a bomzh is a homeless alcoholic who spends his days drifting from bin to bin, scavenging for leftovers, like a human rat. The streets of Moscow are full of them, but at the same time they are unseen. They cling to shadows, and even when they step out of the shadows and into the sunlight few people see or hear them. The bomzh will never beg or draw attention to himself for fear of a beating from the police. In a thunderstorm, they will stay in the rain rather than come and stand in a bus shelter with integrated humans. They are filthy, diseased, covered in scabs, permanently being devoured by the parasites that feed on human flesh.
Note: Female bomzhi are rare. A life of constant drinking and eating the rotting remains of other people’s kebabs destroys women faster than it does men.
Homeless people underground? It was grotesque, hideous. And, consequently fascinating. My mind started to fill with the possibilities …
But suddenly Vadim’s radio crackled into life. ‘It’s the Ministry!’ he cried. He jumped out of his chair, grabbed it and disappeared into the hall.
While he was gone I flicked through the photos, thinking. I forgot about underground cities, secret metros, Stalin’s lost bunker. This was real, this was now, a dark, dark world of truth. Suddenly all of Vadim’s demands seemed reasonable to me. Of course he wasn’t just after money. He was doing good work, and yet no one was funding him. His poverty depressed me. His life was so hard.
Then something even stranger: when he returned I’d forgotten even that this had all started from my own very personal desire to go underground, to clutch at a mystery that had eluded me for years.
No: that was lost too. It had slipped out of my grasp at some point while I sat there, listening to him. Now I was simply writing an article about this strange, gifted man with a difficult life. I thought I could help him, and I thought I could use his material without going underground. I said I’d talk to the editor.