Table of Contents
Title Page
Introduction
Hello, Young Lovers
Greensleeves
Pretend I’m Here
A Joint and a Nice Piece of Ass
The Ballad of Jimmy Pie
The Big Fry-Up at the Crazy Horse Café
Bacon
Eggs
Beans
Toast
Black Pudding
Marmite
Tea
Sausages
Jam
Mushrooms and Tomatoes
Bubble and Squeak
Spotted Dick
A Serviette
Thermopylae
Bisexual Pussy Boy
The Piers
Neorealism at the Infiniplex
Rivals
Crayons
Mouth of the River
Pennsylvania Story
Marge
A Good Squeeze
Diary of a Quack
My Name Is Siegfried Kracauer
I’m a Marxist, Sexually Speaking
Don’t Jab My Balls with Your Umbrella
Smack Smack
Here’s My All-Purpose Eulogy
For Dinner: Chicken Legs
Future Topics
I Jumble Chakras
I Am Pink
A Characteristic of Stavros’s Speech Is Over-elaborateness
A Heavy Concentration of Healers
Family History
At Least I’m Not a Victim (Today) of Hypomanic Flight of Ideas
Killer 69 Is Making Progress
Sheet, Draped over Killer 69’s Buttocks
Our Town Bears an Indeterminate, Pregnant Relation to Vaudevillian Pleasures
DJ’s Ass
Killer 69’s Ball-Sac
How Did Siegfried Kracauer Die?
Sophie Tucker Played Valhalla Palace
Happy Twentieth Anniversary of First Coitus
The Suicide of Isaac Gold
Marlon and Liz
Vaudeville Is Not Dead
The Ego in Bits
The “Tommy” Patch
More on the “Tommy” Patch
The Professor’s Spanking Act
My Slowness Stems from Sadism
Bettina Kracauer’s Andalusian Nouba
Jacob Kracauer’s Upper Lip Has an Opinion about the Creation Myth
The Painted Boy
About the Contributors
About the Editor
Copyright Page