Here ’tis:
I don’t want to write novels. Or a novel. I want to write: articles, poems, screenplays. That’s it. I don’t want to have to sustain plot, characters, serious ideas, etc. Ain’t no fun for the kid. Fuck ’em. I wanna play. I need an agent who can get me national freelance work and some screenplay stuff and then I’ll be okay. Fuck a novel. Don’t need the grief. If it ain’t fun writin’ the shit, I’d rather be a secretary.
So there, goddammit. So there!