On our trek to the colosseum, we saw Nate Farkle trick-or-treating with his kids.
“Storm’s coming!” he warned Grampa. “Blue Norther says there could be an F5 tornado, and if you’ve seen Robo-Shark Vs. Lava-Twister, you know that’s a big one!”
“I’ve napped through F5 tornadoes!” Grampa bragged.
Grampa has been known to exaggerate, but I can verify that he did nap through the Great Septic Tank Explosion of 1999.
“Wiley,” said Grampa, “if we wanna make it to the truck show in time, we’re gonna have to cut through those woods.”
“You mean those dark, scary, wild animal–infested woods?” I asked nervously.
“Why, that’s the best kind, my boy!”
