So that’s my story, folks! Everything turned out peachy keen. Gramma and Vera were declared heroes.
Vera’s borscht was purchased by the government for study and possible military use.
Gramma’s story was turned into a hit action movie.
As for our secret compound, Jubal and I decided to bury it in a secure location…
deep in the woods, where it could cause no further harm to humanity.
Oh well, at least we tried.