IV.
THESE FINAL APOCALYPSES

expansion, disintegration, ellipses

BATHING

One thing about after the apocalypse is you can’t get dirt on you—I mean you can, but you better not—it stings and itches like crazy, and I don’t know about you but I can’t get anything accomplished if I don’t feel clean. Plus water’s a problem, even after everything. And sand—you know I read in a book when I was a kid about how to wash by scrubbing with sand—but now that’s even worse—what would you expect, it’s just another kind of dirt. Everything makes for one rash or another, some with welts, some with, well, stinking welts, or welts that take over your whole body, or welts that blend in with other people’s welts, or the welts on the animals and trees, or the welts on the dirt and on the water. The whole point of the apocalypse was to feel clean. What a load.

BARBARIANS

It was exciting about the economy because the economy deserved it. I was angry when they kept propping it back up, but I was scared when I lost my job altogether and found it nearly impossible to think. Soon enough I couldn’t find anything to eat. Then a guy I met went nuts, raped me and took my dog. He kept saying it was a matter of domestic policy, that was the vocabulary of his delusion. I kept thinking maybe it could all be for the better in the long run. I’m practical at heart. I got some guns and shot a few people I always knew were assholes, as long as the justice system was the last thing on our minds. That did something for society and me both. I shot a police. Then I found a bourgeoisie and shot him with another bullet I had and then pretended to be giving him some beans, and then I took the sharp edge of the can and cut his wrist with it for symbolic impact, like “you did this to yourself,” while his stomach was all bleeding from the bullet. Then Olivia spotted me. I’d been travelling with her and this smudgy kitten she kept in her coat pocket, and she was so pissed when she saw what I’d done that she took her kitten out and let it scratch at my eyes. She was like, You have lost all sense of perspective, that guy probably had a lot to contribute now that you fucked him up. I was just crying because of everything, physical and mental at the same time. At first I thought the kitten would really scratch my eyes out, but then it just patted me with its claws retracted. I felt the pats of little kitten feet and felt I was not in it alone. But I don’t know how long you can keep a kitten in this scenario.

IDEA

There should be a film starring people and a giant piece of paper that walks around with them, goes on picnics and everything. It definitely has text on it but you can never read it even though it’s larger than life. It’s the way the light hits that makes it so you can’t read it. That’s the best part. It’s a sunny and tragic film.

SUPERPOWERS

No one saw her jump from the city’s tallest luxury rental apartment building. Later that day a guest at a nearby hotel reported a body on the roof of a parking structure making a shape like frightened cartoon animals from her childhood. The guest and her partner in business and love, homeowners, car-leasers, personally know three additional people who killed themselves in or on parking structures (one a thing called a “carport”) this year. There’s yet another documentary going around about the guardrail-for-the-bridge debate. Clearly someone whose friend jumped is trying to be objective but freaking out behind the camera every single second. It’s amazing how transparent a camera can be in a situation like that. The partners wonder by what superpower they are operating when they can see through the movie like that. They are driving around, looking for a parking spot for the thing they’re doing after the movie, moving their perspective in and out so the world looks like the world, then like the world is just something playing in their windshield, and back again. They are always near a parking structure when they need one, but prefer to circle the city looking for a spot on the street. It’s not the money; they have money. From above, they are drawing a sacred circle of protection around the parking structure as they circle for parking, but they don’t tell each other, and they’re not going inside the circle anyway. Don’t they say that when people who jump off a bridge survive, they always say they wanted to live right after they jumped and were sure they were going to die?

FREEZE BOX (MAMA’S GOT A)

Now, in the near future, we’d already perfected the cryogenic freeze-box for some time. We used it for everything, for animal and vegetable, but best was we could crawl in there for grieving. Let the psychotic teen shoot our mother, let the caped man rape us. We crawled into our machine to work through it all in distant dreams. Over time the teen used her own cryogenic box to wait through the delusions, and over time the caped man slept his rage away. Those of us awake on earth walked peacefully, and when we couldn’t walk we slept until we awoke to the clean air of past sadness. Freeze-boxes lined the hills and followed us like wagons but still came the end of the world. We saw it coming, and toward us it crept, over time, a horizon. We kept our cryogenic chambers near. We were getting so sad, watching it approach like soldiers. We gazed across our freeze-boxes, into the eyes of one another, waiting for the right moment. We didn’t want to leave, because finally it was all so beautiful.

IDEA OF CHINA

This apocalypse takes place in Her Idea of India, I mean China, whoever’s coming up faster. Last week a thousand more consciousnesses slipped south, just across the border. I am so ambitious. It’s one of the things she used to love about me. Used to be when someone said South of the Border I knew they meant something dirty. I’d think, could I go there? I’ve come a long way, I want to say to her. But she’s all the way across the room, looking out the window again. I line my sight up with the back of her head and it’s the back of her head.

THE LONELY SHARD

She took her laptop into bed to look at baby animals, so that the pattern was hard world, soft bed, hard computer, soft baby animals. What’s inside after that was hard to tell because the telescoping stopped. She looked at baby polar bears first because that’s what got it started was feeling herself floating away from the melting-iceberg mainland on her lonely shard. She moved on to puppies, a particular breed she’d had as a child that her parents had gotten rid of when they moved, the dog floating deeper into her past with every moment she remained alive. Her carpet was endless, but the animals were all so good and wronged that she started feeling better. But just as she started feeling better a sick feeling seeped in to cover the inside of her stomach like fur. Just keep looking at them, she told herself. It’s good for you no matter why. What would her male counterpart be doing? Looking at trucks? What would her destitute counterpart be doing? Counting stars? What would her animal counterpart be doing? Breathing, breathing, breathing.

CROWD

I have come to an aquarium. Here is a plexiglass column of water and silver fish. Each fish is like two fingers from my hand. The silver fish swim clockwise, they swim in a mass, the way little fish swim, in a cloud given form by the columnular tank. I can see this in the home of a bazillionaire among white sofas and a mishmash of Italian art. The bazillionaire likes how many fish there are in there, how they move like a machine, especially because of his appreciation for large amounts in small places. He can see that they are the axis of the planet, that they are turning the planet from their tank. The fish keep a constant speed that means the fish on the outside swim more slowly than the fish at the center. It’s that mathematical. Occasionally a fish will turn backward and push against the silver current for a stroke or two and then flip back. It will make a rush from inside to outside or back again. Occasionally a fish will unhinge its jaw for a beat, as if to let the quiet water they are all rushing through wash its insides out. Together the fish beat a rhythm of moving forward, a counter-rhythm of a series of singing movements across the tank, and a third rhythm of the pulsing of jaws. There are only three rhythms visible, and still they are incomprehensible. The fish seem delicate and hollow. Their silver skin is bright and young but their faces and bones make them ancient. This is why I feel so sad: all the rest of the aquarium is dark. I wanted the world simpler because I wanted to take it in, and now that almost all of it is gone, it is still too much; it’s so much that soon I close my eyes, as if I can join everything else that has gone dark, but then it’s even worse because what happens when you close your eyes is that everything is possible again.

GRAPH

The difficulty of overcoming the hurdles left some straggling at the edges of the earth, and some leaping over them like spurts of oil from a deep pot of humanity. They’d reached a point and turned suicides. The earth was crowded with suicides, but those who were not offing themselves were mad with self-preservation. Crowds gathered into a crowd, forming a heap in the middle, the crowd climbing itself, rising into a mountain of people refusing to die. From the distance you could see one or another fall as from towers. But they were falling from each other. We have a graph of it.

CONVENTIONAL/WISDOM

A quickly absorbed protective lotion pampers the body and keeps it feeling perfectly comfortable. When you are in the throes of madness, if you are a boy, you may try to kill people, and if you are a girl, you may try to kill yourself. According to renowned experts, apocalypses, utopias, and the persistence of capitalism are all due to a cultural failure of imagination.

PREDATOR

Boats are in trees. Photocopy machines are on the beach. The rack-line is made of bodies making a pattern like high-quality jacquard. A hyena sniffs along. There’s a bird that sees it coming. It’s standing on the sand flapping, from the look of it, madly. I don’t see what’s keeping it from taking off. From where I’ve landed on the tip of a pile of rubble, I’m trying to tell if the ways that birds express themselves has changed. Maybe nothing terrible is impending and the hyena is approaching for a new reason. I am scanning myself for the mechanisms of anticipation. There are no words for what I discover. I use my new eyes to scan the periphery. I take note of and apprehend a series of impossible and/or unrecognizable elements in this landscape. I note what predates what, as if we are following each other around.

BINARY

He went directly to the wilderness with his big knife and Gore-Tex. He was no longer against hunting because when you’re primal it’s just Monday morning. His hunting companion was the guy from the other side of the world who pushed the button, but now they got on fine. There were two girls they were raising into wives back in the clearing at the hut with the technology. Sometimes the men butted heads in the clearing, but out here they were of one mind. He was from Atlanta and the other guy was from someplace Arabic, and they did not have any language in common. It’s like living on a golf ball, thought the Atlanta guy. It’s like living on an orange, thought the Arab guy in fucked-up imaginary translation. Because the Earth had been wiped clean of landmarks and geographic features, they had no idea where they were or what it had been before. None of the animals looked like animals from places. They all looked and sounded like radioactive animals with multiple limbs and eyes, most of them giant and amphibious, and they attacked not with teeth and claws but with the poisons they spat from their fingers and that oozed when touched. They attacked with smells, with gases. None of them would make a decent pet, and neither of the guys was even thinking about domestication. They’d both been city kids, and they just wanted to feed the girls. In one episode their first fight was going to be who got which, like in buddy movies; in another episode they’d share, in another episode everyone would be gay and work out reproduction as a practical matter, and in another episode it was a combination. But for now the two men were hunting amphibians and the binary was like clean air, clean water, like invisibility, and they dreamed of the x axis and the y axis finding each other’s centers in space, magical, pure, and absolute.

VENN DIAGRAM

Her fear in the night was that her success made her like so many successful people she disdained, but she made a good case that she was exceptional. She thought people were only seeing the parts of her that were like other successful people, but the parts left over from that were actually the good parts. The parts left over for the successful people she knew were the bad parts. That lemon in the middle, the shady part of the Venn diagram—what was that? That was success. After the apocalypse she was dead anyway, but her work remained. Survivors crowded around it. Everything was black, but it glowed white. They discarded the part that had been the lemon because one thing’s for sure: everything had changed. They looked at what was left, and some of them wondered if this could be the new now. They remembered the stuff they’d always secretly loved or hated. One of them, a man, picked it up by the edge, lifted one crescent moon of it from the other, hooked it to his belt loop. This could be my ticket, he thought. Idiot.

ONE THING

Those two are as alike as eggs, but one small, one big. Sisters who could share clothes except for that one thing. “Are you sisters?” people are always saying. Both are physicists, except one’s applied and one’s theoretical. One is not mature—she throws fits, won’t button up, can’t fly right, and one will put an arm around her and say “sugar,” like clockwork, or a fool in the wind, because while one’s sweet one’s kind of a jerk.

They’re going through their things because they want a baby and who should have it?

One has brothers. Attributes: Buck’s handsome, Tom’s kind, Sam’s never sick. Like a logger, like a turnip, as an ox. One has friends: George works in Africa, Barton’s a playboy, Heinrich doesn’t come out of his shed. If they’re secretly eying a sperm bank they won’t admit it. They don’t like the odds. They call it a crapshoot. They’d rather play god if possible. Again: scientists.

“You, you, you,” they say into each other’s faces when they’re happy and when they’re mad.

People are always saying, “What if you end up with two? Or four? Or more!”

You only go into physics if you think you can figure it out.

One’s younger, one’s older, but not much.

One has genes that make her small and wary of her body.

One has Latina Birthing Hips and can swim a mile.

One is afraid of what the baby will say about her mother.

One is rough and tumbles like a dog.

One has a way with teens and one is a whiz in the kitchen (especially baking).

One has a therapist and one has an active ex. You know what? They can’t figure it out.

They decide on an experiment: they’ll both go for it and let fate duke it out with the stars. Then they’ll know… something. They’ll know one thing.

They take the drugs and baste away. They take their temperatures behind closed bathroom doors. They horde genius sperm culled from private deals in midnight hospital parking lots, sign contracts composed by lawyers they did coke with in school. They begin to see separate doctors and their calendars grow increasingly encoded. They spend their money down and pace their carpeted apartment.

Now, when they lie on their sides they eye each other’s bellies as if. When they cuddle all they think of is being round.

One is two steps ahead. One is throwing the match.

People are always thinking, What are you thinking?

But something is changing as they recede into themselves. They are turning their backs to us as to each other. They are walking into the future, into a great pink egg light.

IDEODROME

Mudslides in Pakistan were claiming masses. Celebrities flocked to toxic New Orleans. Zebras contracted anthrax in Africa. Tsunamis elicited tales of terror. Before him, the ideodrome rose from Earth, glowing like a lampshade, underdeveloped ideas swimming electrically beneath the opalescent surface. He remembered the time he arrived home drunk and noticed, just as the suspended tennis ball in the garage touched the roof of his car and stopped him from running the car through the back wall, that he’d been driving with a dead motorcyclist shot through his windshield. He thought of an idea piercing the surface of the ideodrome and making its way along the molecules of the air, sliding into his mouth and filling it with the breath of knowledge. He looked up and a raindrop hit his forehead. Like a splash, his awareness expanded and he could see he was part of a crowd of people surrounding the ideodrome, that the people were like the particles that made up the ring of Saturn back when it seemed to have just the one ring, that the people looked computergenerated until another drop of rain hit him on the tiny bald spot on his crown where all his hair started, and suddenly he could smell how bad everyone smelled and see how everyone was wearing rags or Nike shirts from the ’90s, how they had incense stuck in their hair and scars on their faces and a lot of warped limbs. Then the ring was the ring of poverty around a great city, and the great city was of one mind that was not his own. Then he approached the ideodrome with his hand out. But an emaciated claw sprang from the crowd and yanked him back by his asshole elbow.

RATE THIS APOCALYPSE

He led her to a long white table, so clean, so cold, so bare, but for the apocalypses laid out in grid formation, uncountable, bouncing like icons waiting for updating, little puff of smoke in the grid, little lightning bolt, little funnel cloud, tiny tsunami, dancing flame, microscopic viruses magnified to match the rest, matchstick aliens, monsters like the figures on coins, anything you ever wanted. He said choose. The large print said to rate them but the small print said, in bed. She thought about choosing one of each, but he said it was one for each of us on Earth. He said each one was a little different, if only by nurture. He said she could rank based on her individual criteria. He said overall satisfaction, with a wink. She looked at him funny, and he laughed in cartoon under his dated mustache. She said skeptically that she would never consent to sleep with him, not in a million years. He said he’d fill out the form for her if she couldn’t handle it. He said the world was her oyster, blowing in the wind, if she’d only open her mind. She let several of the apocalypses run up her sleeve, down her pants, and enter her body while he wasn’t looking. She let them look out of her eyes. She crept up behind him while he was looking under the table for the missing animations, used an apocalypse on his pants so they collapsed around his ankles where they belonged, and made a run for it.

FERTILE CRESCENT

Starting over ours was the valley that became the next fertile crescent. This was in my own lifetime. The people in the projects I live next to rioted and burned the city, but my house and Sam’s were in a special bubble, so we’re unscathed to the bitter end.

I’m cultivating dark earth, and with a quick pan you can see, furrow after furrow, how much I’ve already accomplished. Still, this vague unease under it that I participated in or even started the riots with a rock, or a can, or a rumor. Then it’s as if I led the rioters away from my house, but I can’t remember. There’s my house at the edge of the furrows.

Even with my hoe and my spade I keep thinking about Allende, just as an example, shooting himself in a room that keeps looking like the oval office. He’s shooting himself just as the soldiers peep their heads in the windows after climbing a rose trellis outside. He’s shooting himself because he tried something and now this.

Despite everything, after the apocalypse there are hardly any suicides, no matter what we’ve done or failed to do. I suppose our minds assure us we can handle it. I mean God only gives you… I mean God only lets you do what you can live with after the apocalypse. After the apocalypse, we’re just living with ourselves.

FUNERAL

When everyone’s favorite leader died, everyone lined up to see him. They filled the flowery valley and filed by for weeks. It’s understandable that they wanted to see him, still and eternal, in his coffin. But after days and nights, when the line showed no sign of ending, some of the guards suspected that some people were getting back in line and filing by again.

They started stamping people’s hands and gave that some time to work, but maybe people rubbed the ink off, and word had not come down about how to decide where to put an end to it, the line. This was a very great leader. What if you were the last one to file by or the first one refused? Could you be the one to make that happen, even with the official hat? It would be like holding one person above everyone else, plus everyone’s love of the leader was equal; that’s what made him so great. It’s important, in a ceremony like this, to be anonymous so that you can represent everyone who can’t make it (though in this case it was hard to picture, with all the people lining up, that anyone might not have made it). They felt that if they drew the line it’d be so arbitrary, and the man still made people feel that even if the world was arbitrary, he’d forge a path for them through it. Maybe the people felt this too, that if there was an end of the line they’d throw the meaning of the man off balance, because people kept getting on line. Guards were getting on line in their hats. They loved the man, too, like everyone. You could look and look and not be able to tell how the line went; it coiled for a while but then it was just a buzzing wad of people that only dissipated, presumably, in the mountains, wherever the flowers petered out. But time was marching on. Once the leader started to decay they thought maybe that would end it, but perfume vendors appeared like flies and at first people used their pocket change for perfume, but soon it became a matter of bravado to see him, to endure or wallow in the loosed particles of him that created the smell. People breathed him. They watched each other breathe him so that they could breathe him together, and they felt he lived again as part of them. Ending it would be like performing an execution.

Then they thought: Wait a cotton-pickin’ minute. He is dead. This is out of control. They formed a new line so that they could approach the old line. They drew their guns. Now it was us and them.

JAGUAR (NOT THE CAR)

I had just seen the jungle for the first time in my rotten life, centuries-old ferns everywhere, so moving. When you are in the jungle you have to remember the herds of pigs: hundreds, possibly thousands, will chase a jaguar up a tree and piss on the tree through the night until the ammonia makes the cat pass out and fall from the tree, and they eat him in a pile of hooves and spots.

As he is disintegrating, these are my old pal Tony’s last words of advice to me from his days in Nicaragua: tie your ass to the tree. Then, as we used to say, he was gone.

When the dust cleared there I was, and on the horizon, there’s the tree, as if he knew all along. I hadn’t seen him since we were young turks. We were letting bygones be gone but I could see certain pains in his eyes. Some left over from when I left. When the rumbling started we were pretty drunk and we loved the band. Now I eye the tree across the border, in Nicaragua, his past, my future. I’m so wiped out from the whole experience, I don’t know what to do in this bald new vista. I wonder if I really have to head out to it, to that one tree I can see, just because it’s still there. Then I hear rumbling. Possibly aftershock. I hear the roar of what could be thousands.

BODY

After graduation, their daughter’s madness burst from her head full-grown. By the time she was pronounced dead of medications, she was bloated with fluids and bubble-wrapped in the watery light of the ICU, with tubes and the green hum of numbers reflecting on the walls. Blisters like jellyfish rose on her knuckles from being pressed to the carpet under her body weight. No one is blaming the people lined up for organs. The mother and the father stood over her in every way you can think of. The father put ointment on her eyes and closed the lids. Next is a line about the father that I can’t write. Next is a line about the mother. Next is a line about there and not there. Then on the morning of the fourth day, their daughter woke up. She made noise through her tube. She said, “I drowned?” She pointed out some hallucinations. When she saw her fingers down the blanket, she guessed carrots. The carrots were down at the edge of her body, over near her parents as part of the skyline, pointing at any number of endings.

VACATION

The only cars left are tour vans and taxis. The visitors are from the country that provided the military. It’s upstairs-downstairs but continents. The last thing we remember is the sheen of all possible vacations. I was in the gift shop, choosing between a colorful calendar (Girls of the Apocalypse) and a colorful coffee-table book (Voices from the Apocalypse). The guides, no matter who they’re working for, share a special language of their own. Empty mountains echoed with their calls.

ISLANDS

We were drifting closer and closer to those islands in the shapes of continents off the coast of Dubai where you could buy Africa or someplace and put your house on it, dock a yacht. From above, the shape of our continent of plastic bags and bottles was the shape of one really desolate guy. He used to be the size of Manhattan, but between that and the whole USA we’d lost perspective.

MINDLESS

When the globe that meant the world to me fell from my hands and burst, I left the room, and when my love, or whatever I meant by her, came into the room accidentally, she saw that the air conditioning was like those videos of rock bands in vacant fields, deserts, with their hats, rocky outcroppings of emotion, no one listening out there but the fans.

AFTER

What was left? An enormous collection of transparencies. We couldn’t be more minimal. That plastic cup, including the ice. Your lenses. A stack of tracing paper, also tracing paper in the wind, and wind. Think of the bottles and bottles of water. Including thinking. A matter of clear glass vs. clear plastic, vs. gin vs. vodka vs. tap vs. Voss. A room with two doors in shotgun fashion. I’ll stand in this one. I couldn’t care less. It looks like static coming down hand over fist. Now, if you stood in that opening you’d ruin it. You can’t even come in because of the enormous collection wobbling invisibly.

WHAT IT WAS LIKE WAS

Stars fell in unison, and in a mossy grove on the hill, the Apocalyptasaurus was having the last sex on earth. I headed to the mobile unit. I hadn’t brought any animals because that’s how shortsighted I am. Something will provide, I seemed to be thinking, but who knows anymore, I haven’t had to think in so long I don’t even know when I’m doing it or not. I drifted away. Unpeopling, repeopling, all in the past with the automatic sprinklers, and soon the cries of leftover apocalypses were all that remained. Some of the things we knew were true. I’d only wanted to keep the bells ringing.