Voltarian Censor’s
Disclaimer
This bizarre, fallacious tale has not been made any more palatable by the introduction of a different narrator.
Nor has the narrative gained any credibility by its claims that events in our one-hundred-and-ten-planet Confederacy were caused by a stupid, nonexistent race of people from a planet that sounds more like a lunatic asylum than anything else.
The position of the Crown is firmer than ever.
The planet Earth does not exist!
Lord Invay
Royal Historian
Chairman, Board of Censors
Royal Palace, Voltar Confederacy
By Order of
His Imperial Majesty
Wully the Wise