Lil Mama
I’ve been up all night cooking. I’m tired as hell. I’ve already knocked out the collard greens and turkey necks. My chitterlings are almost done. Let me call Boo’s ass so she can bring that drank.
“Boo? Stop at the Kenwood Liquor Store and grab me some Patron.”
“Don’t get to acting stupid off of that damn Tequila because if you do, I’m fighting yo ass tonight.”
“Aww girl, whatever! I’mma behave. You know we got big things to do tonight.”
“I know sis. You ready?”
“Hell yeah. Pete gave me the low down on a few things.”
“Good! Let’s just come together and enjoy tonight.”
“Sounds like a plan. On some real shit, that sounds so scary coming from your mouth like that. It kinda sounds like The Last Supper type shit.”
“It might be!”
Boo
“After we eat and enjoy a few drinks, we going to get that nigga, Heidi.”
“I just want us to be okay.”
“We will. I gotta kill him, sis. If I don’t, he gon keep coming for me. Plus, he got the city on lock. We fighting the law. I got everything that we gon need. Pistols, bulletproof vests, night vision goggles, and some more shit. Come on here. Let’s go hit Kenwood.”
“Now you speaking my damn language. I need a drink bad as hell for tonight. My nerves are bad.”
I grabbed my keys and was about to head outta the door when something told me to turn around. Heidi was coming outta the back bedroom. This bitch makes me sick. She had on some neon pink stretch pants with the matching zip up hoodie.
“I told you to wear something low key and unnoticeable.”
She looked herself up and down. “What? Bitch, I’m comfortable.”
“Heidi, we about to go kill somebody and you standing here looking like a neon glow stick. GO CHANGE!”
JuJu
“Baby, why you so quiet?”
He just looked at me. I walked over to him and sat on his lap. “I’m listening?”
“After the party is over, Me, Lil Mama, Poohman, and Young are going after Tank.”
“Can I tell you something?”
“Yeah.”
“Me, Tiki, and Re are going after Tae.”
“Hell naw Ju! Let Lil Mama handle that!”
“Lil Mama?”
“Yeah, that’s her sister. Grimy or not, she loves her.”
“It’s done! She’s the one telling on us. Lil Mama’s going to understand. Shit, she told on her too.”
I got up and grabbed the stuff that I was taking to my aunt’s house. “You ready to go?”
“Hell yeah, I’m hungry.”
Young Meech
“Auntie Shawn, are you still coming?”
“Yeah baby, I just got a few things to handle before I leave. I’ll meet you there.”
Tonight was the night that I was going to finally get my revenge on that hoe ass nigga Tank, and my scandalous ass mother.
“Meechie?”
“Huh?”
“No matter what, don’t pull the trigger on yo mother. I know you don’t care if she dies. Just make sure it’s not by the hands of you.”
“Okay Auntie. Why you ain’t coming?”
“Because it’s your time to do you. You ready nephew. I’m just here to back you up. The streets are starving for a new king. I see yo daddy all in you. Go out there and take over them streets. I’ll meet you at Lil Mama’s. I love you!”
“I love you too!”
Dirty E
After finding out that JoJo is Big Moe’s cousin, I’ve been dying to kill that hoe. Ole disrespectful ass hoe. Thought she was gonna get the drop on me and my besties? I got something for that hoe for sure. It’s a shame because she got some good ass pussy.
“JoJo? You almost finished? We need to hit the gas station. I need some blunts.”
“I’m coming, boo.”
I went through her phone last night and found out that she has been in touch with Lil Man. I could only imagine what the fuck they have been talking about. I’ve been sleeping with my gun under my pillow. Good thing she doesn’t move a lot in her sleep. I woulda been shot her snake ass.
“After dinner, I got us a room with a Jacuzzi.”
“Aww shit! You on some freaky shit, boo?”
More like killing yo ass type shit. “You could say that. Come on, I’m hungry.”
Tiki
“Ash, grab my shirt outta the closet.”
“Which one?”
“The all-black one.”
I’m ready to laydown that bitch Tae. I never liked her anyway. How could she try to get at us like that? We broke bread with her funky ass. Greedy ass bitch!
“Tiki, my boss just texted me. He said after dinner to come see him. So after I eat I’mma burn out, okay?”
“Okay, that’s cool. After we eat, me and the girls got a few moves to make anyway.”
“Like what?”
“Here we go. Stop being the police all the damn time. You my woman too, or did you forget?”
“I’m your woman by default, remember?”
“Aww girl, fuck you. Let’s go!”
ReRe
I never get nervous when it’s time for me to kill somebody. Especially when they deserve it. Tae should have known better. Sorry for her.
“Come here, Re.”
“What’s good, love?”
“Be careful tonight.”
This nigga is always in my business. Nosey ass! “What---”
“Don’t insult my intelligence, boo. I know the look.”
I just smiled. “Maybe you do. You be careful too. If you come back hurt, I’mma murder everybody that you were with.”
He stepped back and looked at me. “You serious?”
“As a heart attack. Come on, I’m hungry.”
Lil Man
From what JoJo told me, everybody will be at Lil Mama’s for dinner tonight. That’s even better. This will be a Thanksgiving they’ll never forget.
Some of y’all may think that I’m the bad guy, but I’m not. My life has been a struggle since birth.
I loved my mother to death, but she was a sick ass woman. I was a product of incest. My brother Pancho was also my father. My momma was molesting him for years. I guess that once he got old enough to produce sperm, I was created. That’s some sick ass shit, huh?
My sister TuTu knew. That’s why they always fought. When I was born, Tutu babied me. Pancho did too. He always told me that I was the best little brother in the whole world. I think I turned out okay.
I sometimes tend to burst out in a fit of giggles, but other than that, I think I am fine. I just want revenge for Pancho and I intend to get it.
“JoJo, when you get this message, call me. I’mma start at Shawn’s crib and then work my way down. Tae is next on my list. I’ll try to make it to the party. Save me a plate.”