I’m Simply Irresistible

I’m simply irresistible,

I know, because

My mirror told me so.

How can you not love me

Just like I love me?

 

I’m simply irresistible,

Handsome, brave, and debonair,

So handsome people stop and stare,

So brilliant the sun shines you know where.

If I had a job, I’d be a millionaire.

 

I’m the best man you’ll ever find.

There’s no one else like me.

You’ll find I’m always very kind

To cats and tiny babies

And little old ladies.

 

I like to have you around me;

We look really great together.

You always look so pretty.

I’ll not find anyone better.

They’ll all be jealous of me.

 

I think you’re very pretty

And you’re very sexy.

Just don’t talk about your PhD;

It doesn’t look good for me.

My mates’ll laugh at me, you know?

 

And always be careful what you wear.

I like you looking sexy.

Wear that red dress all the time;

It’ll make my mates go spare.

I like them to know you’re mine.

 

‘Cause I’m simply irresistible.

I’m the best there is.

You won’t find better than me.

There’s only one of me;

My mother told me so.