Me: I want to know about the Bonhams.
Kash: Trap door. And I’m not supposed to be texting.
Me: Why?
Kash: Nosey too.
Me: I’m bored. An idiot took away my internet.
Kash: Smart guy.
Me: You made me laugh. That doesn’t compute with the dick image I have of you.
Kash: Dick image?
Me: You know what I mean.
Kash: Um …
Me: Stop flirting.
Kash: Who brought up dick image?
Me: I’m not laughing.
Kash: Cameras say otherwise.
Me: Dick.
Kash: Go to bed. Text me when you wake up.
Me: Only if you tell me about the Bonhams and why you can’t be texting.
Kash: Don’t text me in the morning.