AM:99

Good morning, John Mayer Concert Tee! It has been a while. I’m feeling a need to overstress my happiness at seeing you, hanging on the laundry line between my house and the neighbor girl’s house. It’s one of those mornings where everything is tinged with miracle. The waxed floor is a miracle! The dirty dishes are a miracle! The day ahead is a gift from heaven. This isn’t to say I’m happy, John Mayer Concert Tee, but you are a miracle. If we mated, John Mayer Concert Tee, our children would have jersey-knit skin. They would never speak unless spoken to, and even then they might not speak. But they would be soft, and they would smell like fabric softener, and they would love us, and we would love them.