King Henry V

King Henry V was first published in 1600 as The Cronicle History of Henry the fift. The printed play is about half the length of the one that would appear as the fifth of the histories in the Folio in 1623, lacking the choruses and omitting many passages and three entire scenes (1.1, 3.1 and 4.2). Possibly it is a ‘reported’ text, compiled by some process of recollection, probably by actors in a production; perhaps one based on a script abridged for performance on tour. The Folio text derives not from this early Quarto but from a manuscript, just possibly one in Shakespeare’s own hand. Thus it serves as the basis of all modern editions, though the Quarto may well reflect an early staging of the play.

Apparently written about 1599, King Henry V could have been the first play performed at the Globe. The Chorus’s apology for the limited resources of the ‘wooden O’ in which the action must be performed is perhaps an ironic reference to the fine new playhouse that had opened that year. The play contains Shakespeare’s only unquestionable reference to a current event, which allows us to date it with some precision. Speaking of King Henry’s triumphant re-entry into London after Agincourt, the Chorus compares the excitement that greets Henry to the enthusiastic response that would occur ‘Were now the General of our gracious Empress, / As in good time he may, from Ireland coming, / Bringing rebellion broached on his sword’. These lines probably refer to the Earl of Essex, who had been sent by Elizabeth to Ireland in late March of 1599 to put down the rebellion led by Hugh O’Neill. Essex, however, failed in his charge and returned to London in late September. He was put under house arrest for leaving his command and was tried and sentenced in June of 1600. If the Chorus’s lines are indeed a reference to Essex, the play must have been acted between March and September of 1599, between his optimistic departure and the ignominy of his return.

Essex’s adventure could not have provided the impetus for the play itself, which is the foreseen conclusion of Hal’s Bildungsspiel in the two parts of King Henry IV, though Henry V is the charismatic national hero that Essex aspired to be. Shakespeare’s play can indeed be seen as an examination of the claims of heroic achievement, imparting a mythic shape and significance to the history of Henry’s reign by organizing the historical material he found in Holinshed’s Chronicles (1587) along the lines mapped out earlier by Edward Hall in his chronicle with the heading ‘The Victorious Reign of King Henry V’. Henry leads a band of brave and loyal soldiers against a much larger force of arrogant Frenchmen, and the astounding victory at Agincourt confirms England’s military and moral superiority. If this does not exactly conform to the facts of history, it does conform to the poetic logic of giant killing.

But if the play allows us to see and enjoy the great military and political achievements of Henry, it enables us also to see their costs. Shakespeare allows alternative angles of vision to the heroic. While the Chorus speaks the language of heroic idealization, the comic plot that parallels and comments on the historical action shows us a world of baser motive. The very structure of the play depends upon such ironic contrasts; the promises of the Chorus introducing each act are inevitably frustrated by the action that follows, as when at the beginning we are told that we shall see the confrontation of ‘two mighty monarchies’ but see instead the political manoeuvrings of worldly churchmen urging the French war to avoid a confiscatory bill.

The lustre of the celebrated war will certainly be tarnished if it is seen to be motivated not by a principled desire to regain lost rights but by the self-interest of a Church desperate to retain its wealth. Indeed, it is precisely by allowing an audience to see the uncertain genesis of the famous victories that Shakespeare begins his exploration of the necessarily imperfect man who must play the King. Performances on stage and on the screen have not always wished to see this qualification of Henry’s heroic achievements; Laurence Olivier’s film version, completed during World War II, understandably ignored all the play’s darker tones. But Shakespeare’s play, though not cynical about heroic action, is always aware of the matrix of human falliblity in which it is grounded. ‘The king is a good king’, as Pistol says, ‘but it must be as it may’.

The 1995 Arden text is based on the 1623 First Folio.

LIST OF ROLES

CHORUS

 

 

KING Henry the Fifth

 

 

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his brothers

Duke of EXETER

 

his uncle

Duke of YORK

 

 

Earl of HUNTINGDON

 

 

Earl of SALISBURY

 

 

Earl of WARWICK

 

 

Earl of WESTMORLAND

 

 

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conspirators against the King

Archbishop of CANTERBURY

 

 

Bishop of ELY

 

 

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officers in the King’s army

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soldiers in the King’s army

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associates of Sir John Falstaff

BOY

 

Falstaff’s page

Nell, HOSTESS

 

of an Eastcheap tavern, formerly Mistress Quickly, now married to Pistol

Charles the Sixth, the FRENCH KING

 

 

QUEEN ISABEL

 

the French Queen

Louis, the DAUPHIN

 

their son

Princess KATHERINE

 

their daughter

ALICE

 

a lady attending on Princess Katherine

Duke of BERRY

 

 

Duke of BOURBON

 

 

Duke of BRITAIN

 

 

Duke of BURGUNDY

 

 

Duke of ORLEANS

 

 

Charles Delabreth, the CONSTABLE

 

of France

Earl of GRANDPRÉ

 

 

Lord RAMBURES

 

 

GOVERNOR

 

of Harfleur

MONTJOY

 

the French herald

Two French Ambassadors to the King of England

 

 

Monsier Le Fer, a FRENCH SOLDIER

 

 

A French Messenger

 

 

Attendants, Lords, Soldiers, Citizens of Harfleur

PROLOGUE

Enter CHORUS.

 

CHORUS     O for a muse of fire, that would ascend

 

The brightest heaven of invention,

 

A kingdom for a stage, princes to act,

 

And monarchs to behold the swelling scene!

 

Then should the warlike Harry, like himself,

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Assume the port of Mars, and at his heels,

 

Leashed in like hounds, should famine, sword and fire

 

Crouch for employment. But pardon, gentles all,

 

The flat unraised spirits that hath dared

 

On this unworthy scaffold to bring forth

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So great an object. Can this cockpit hold

 

The vasty fields of France? Or may we cram

 

Within this wooden O the very casques

 

That did affright the air at Agincourt?

 

O pardon, since a crooked figure may

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Attest in little place a million,

 

And let us, ciphers to this great account,

 

On your imaginary forces work.

 

Suppose within the girdle of these walls

 

Are now confined two mighty monarchies,

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Whose high upreared and abutting fronts

 

The perilous narrow ocean parts asunder.

 

Piece out our imperfections with your thoughts.

 

Into a thousand parts divide one man

 

And make imaginary puissance.

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Think, when we talk of horses, that you see them

 

Printing their proud hoofs i’th’ receiving earth.

 

For ’tis your thoughts that now must deck our kings,

 

Carry them here and there, jumping o’er times,

 

Turning th’accomplishment of many years

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Into an hour-glass: for the which supply,

 

Admit me Chorus to this history,

 

Who prologue-like your humble patience pray,

 

Gently to hear, kindly to judge our play. Exit.

 

1.1 Enter the Archbishop of CANTERBURY and the Bishop of ELY.

CANTERBURY

 

My lord, I’ll tell you, that self bill is urged

 

Which in th’eleventh year of the last king’s reign

 

Was like and had indeed against us passed

 

But that the scambling and unquiet time

 

Did push it out of farther question.

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ELY     But how, my lord, shall we resist it now?

 

CANTERBURY

 

It must be thought on. If it pass against us

 

We lose the better half of our possession:

 

For all the temporal lands which men devout

 

By testament have given to the Church

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Would they strip from us, being valued thus:

 

As much as would maintain, to the King’s honour,

 

Full fifteen earls and fifteen hundred knights,

 

Six thousand and two hundred good esquires,

 

And to relief of lazars and weak age,

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Of indigent faint souls past corporal toil,

 

A hundred almshouses right well supplied,

 

And to the coffers of the King beside,

 

A thousand pounds by th’ year. Thus runs the bill.

 

ELY     This would drink deep.

 

CANTERBURY     ’Twould drink the cup and all.

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ELY     But what prevention?

 

CANTERBURY     The King is full of grace and fair regard.

 

ELY     And a true lover of the holy Church.

 

CANTERBURY

 

The courses of his youth promised it not.

 

The breath no sooner left his father’s body

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But that his wildness, mortified in him,

 

Seemed to die too; yea, at that very moment,

 

Consideration like an angel came

 

And whipped th’offending Adam out of him,

 

Leaving his body as a paradise

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T’envelop and contain celestial spirits.

 

Never was such a sudden scholar made,

 

Never came reformation in a flood

 

With such a heady currence scouring faults,

 

Nor never Hydra-headed wilfulness

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So soon did lose his seat, and all at once,

 

As in this king.

 

ELY     We are blessed in the change.

 

CANTERBURY     Hear him but reason in divinity

 

And, all-admiring, with an inward wish

 

You would desire the King were made a prelate.

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Hear him debate of commonwealth affairs,

 

You would say it hath been all in all his study.

 

List his discourse of war, and you shall hear

 

A fearful battle rendered you in music.

 

Turn him to any cause of policy,

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The Gordian knot of it he will unloose,

 

Familiar as his garter, that when he speaks,

 

The air, a chartered libertine, is still,

 

And the mute wonder lurketh in men’s ears

 

To steal his sweet and honeyed sentences.

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So that the art and practic part of life

 

Must be the mistress to this theoric:

 

Which is a wonder how his grace should glean it,

 

Since his addiction was to courses vain,

 

His companies unlettered, rude, and shallow,

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His hours filled up with riots, banquets, sports,

 

And never noted in him any study,

 

Any retirement, any sequestration

 

From open haunts and popularity.

 

ELY     The strawberry grows underneath the nettle,

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And wholesome berries thrive and ripen best

 

Neighboured by fruit of baser quality.

 

And so the Prince obscured his contemplation

 

Under the veil of wildness, which, no doubt,

 

Grew like the summer grass, fastest by night,

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Unseen, yet crescive in his faculty.

 

CANTERBURY     It must be so, for miracles are ceased,

 

And therefore we must needs admit the means

 

How things are perfected.

 

ELY     But my good lord,

 

How now for mitigation of this bill

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Urged by the Commons? Doth his majesty

 

Incline to it, or no?

 

CANTERBURY     He seems indifferent,

 

Or rather swaying more upon our part

 

Than cherishing th’exhibitors against us.

 

For I have made an offer to his majesty,

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Upon our spiritual convocation,

 

And in regard of causes now in hand

 

Which I have opened to his grace at large,

 

As touching France, to give a greater sum

 

Than ever at one time the clergy yet

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Did to his predecessors part withal.

 

ELY     How did this offer seem received, my lord?

 

CANTERBURY     With good acceptance of his majesty,

 

Save that there was not time enough to hear,

 

As I perceived his grace would fain have done,

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The severals and unhidden passages

 

Of his true titles to some certain dukedoms,

 

And generally to the crown and seat of France,

 

Derived from Edward, his great-grandfather.

 

ELY     What was th’impediment that broke this off?

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CANTERBURY

 

The French ambassador upon that instant

 

Craved audience, and the hour I think is come

 

To give him hearing. Is it four o’clock?

 

ELY     It is.

 

CANTERBURY     Then go we in, to know his embassy,

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Which I could with a ready guess declare

 

Before the Frenchman speak a word of it.

 

ELY     I’ll wait upon you, and I long to hear it.     Exeunt.

 

1.2 Enter the KING, GLOUCESTER, BEDFORD, CLARENCE, WARWICK, WESTMORLAND and EXETER and attendants.

KING     Where is my gracious lord of Canterbury?

 

EXETER     Not here in presence.

 

KING                                   Send for him, good uncle.

 

Exit an attendant.

 

WESTMORLAND

 

Shall we call in th’ambassador, my liege?

 

KING     Not yet, my cousin: we would be resolved,

 

Before we hear him, of some things of weight

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That task our thoughts concerning us and France.

 

Enter the Archbishop of CANTERBURY and the Bishop of ELY.

 

CANTERBURY

 

God and his angels guard your sacred throne

 

And make you long become it!

 

KING     Sure, we thank you.

 

My learned lord, we pray you to proceed

 

And justly and religiously unfold

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Why the law Salic that they have in France

 

Or should or should not bar us in our claim.

 

And God forbid, my dear and faithful lord,

 

That you should fashion, wrest or bow your reading

 

Or nicely charge your understanding soul

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With opening titles miscreate, whose right

 

Suits not in native colours with the truth.

 

For God doth know how many now in health

 

Shall drop their blood in approbation

 

Of what your reverence shall incite us to.

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Therefore take heed how you impawn our person,

 

How you awake our sleeping sword of war:

 

We charge you in the name of God take heed.

 

For never two such kingdoms did contend

 

Without much fall of blood, whose guiltless drops

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Are every one a woe, a sore complaint

 

’Gainst him whose wrongs gives edge unto the swords

 

That makes such waste in brief mortality.

 

Under this conjuration speak, my lord,

 

For we will hear, note, and believe in heart

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That what you speak is in your conscience washed

 

As pure as sin with baptism.

 

CANTERBURY

 

Then hear me, gracious sovereign, and you peers

 

That owe your selves, your lives and services

 

To this imperial throne. There is no bar

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To make against your highness’ claim to France

 

But this which they produce from Pharamond:

 

In terram Salicam mulieres ne succedant,

 

‘No woman shall succeed in Salic land’:

 

Which Salic land the French unjustly gloze

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To be the realm of France, and Pharamond

 

The founder of this law and female bar.

 

Yet their own authors faithfully affirm

 

That the land Salic is in Germany,

 

Between the floods of Sala and of Elbe,

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Where Charles the Great, having subdued the Saxons,

 

There left behind and settled certain French,

 

Who, holding in disdain the German women

 

For some dishonest manners of their life,

 

Established then this law, to wit, no female

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Should be inheritrix in Salic land;

 

Which Salic (as I said, ’twixt Elbe and Sala)

 

Is at this day in Germany called Meissen.

 

Then doth it well appear the Salic law

 

Was not devised for the realm of France.

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Nor did the French possess the Salic land

 

Until four hundred one-and-twenty years

 

After defunction of King Pharamond,

 

Idly supposed the founder of this law,

 

Who died within the year of our redemption

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Four hundred twenty-six, and Charles the Great

 

Subdued the Saxons and did seat the French

 

Beyond the river Sala in the year

 

Eight hundred five. Besides, their writers say,

 

King Pepin, which deposed Childeric,

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Did as heir general, being descended

 

Of Blithild, which was daughter to King Clothair,

 

Make claim and title to the crown of France.

 

Hugh Capet also, who usurped the crown

 

Of Charles the Duke of Lorraine, sole heir male

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Of the true line and stock of Charles the Great,

 

To fine his title with some shows of truth,

 

Though in pure truth it was corrupt and naught,

 

Conveyed himself as heir to th’ Lady Lingard,

 

Daughter to Charlemagne, who was the son

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To Louis the Emperor, and Louis the son

 

Of Charles the Great. Also King Louis the Ninth,

 

Who was sole heir to the usurper Capet,

 

Could not keep quiet in his conscience,

 

Wearing the crown of France, till satisfied

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That fair Queen Isabel, his grandmother,

 

Was lineal of the Lady Ermengard,

 

Daughter to Charles the foresaid Duke of Lorraine,

 

By the which marriage the line of Charles the Great

 

Was reunited to the crown of France.

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So that, as clear as is the summer’s sun,

 

King Pepin’s title, and Hugh Capet’s claim,

 

King Louis his satisfaction, all appear

 

To hold in right and title of the female.

 

So do the kings of France unto this day,

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Howbeit they would hold up this Salic law

 

To bar your highness claiming from the female,

 

And rather choose to hide them in a net

 

Than amply to embare their crooked titles

 

Usurped from you and your progenitors.

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KING

 

May I with right and conscience make this claim?

 

CANTERBURY     The sin upon my head, dread sovereign:

 

For in the Book of Numbers is it writ,

 

‘When the man dies, let the inheritance

 

Descend unto the daughter.’ Gracious lord,

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Stand for your own, unwind your bloody flag,

 

Look back into your mighty ancestors.

 

Go, my dread lord, to your great-grandsire’s tomb,

 

From whom you claim; invoke his warlike spirit,

 

And your great-uncle’s, Edward the Black Prince,

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Who on the French ground played a tragedy,

 

Making defeat on the full power of France,

 

Whiles his most mighty father on a hill

 

Stood smiling to behold his lion’s whelp

 

Forage in blood of French nobility.

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O noble English, that could entertain

 

With half their forces the full pride of France

 

And let another half stand laughing by,

 

All out of work and cold for action!

 

ELY     Awake remembrance of these valiant dead,

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And with your puissant arm renew their feats.

 

You are their heir, you sit upon their throne,

 

The blood and courage that renowned them

 

Runs in your veins, and my thrice-puissant liege

 

Is in the very May-morn of his youth,

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Ripe for exploits and mighty enterprises.

 

EXETER     Your brother kings and monarchs of the earth

 

Do all expect that you should rouse yourself

 

As did the former lions of your blood.

 

WESTMORLAND

 

They know your grace hath cause, and means, and might;

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So doth your highness. Never king of England

 

Had nobles richer and more loyal subjects,

 

Whose hearts have left their bodies here in England

 

And lie pavilioned in the fields of France.

 

CANTERBURY     O let their bodies follow, my dear liege,

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With blood and sword and fire to win your right;

 

In aid whereof we of the spiritualty

 

Will raise your highness such a mighty sum

 

As never did the clergy at one time

 

Bring in to any of your ancestors.

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KING     We must not only arm t’invade the French,

 

But lay down our proportions to defend

 

Against the Scot, who will make road upon us

 

With all advantages.

 

CANTERBURY

 

They of those marches, gracious sovereign,

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Shall be a wall sufficient to defend

 

Our inland from the pilfering borderers.

 

KING     We do not mean the coursing snatchers only,

 

But fear the main intendment of the Scot,

 

Who hath been still a giddy neighbour to us.

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For you shall read that my great-grandfather

 

Never went with his forces into France

 

But that the Scot on his unfurnished kingdom

 

Came pouring like the tide into a breach,

 

With ample and brim fullness of his force,

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Galling the gleaned land with hot assays,

 

Girding with grievous siege castles and towns,

 

That England, being empty of defence,

 

Hath shook and trembled at th’ill neighbourhood.

 

CANTERBURY     She hath been then more feared than harmed, my liege.

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For hear her but exampled by herself:

 

When all her chivalry hath been in France

 

And she a mourning widow of her nobles,

 

She hath herself not only well defended

 

But taken and impounded as a stray

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The King of Scots, whom she did send to France,

 

To fill King Edward’s fame with prisoner kings

 

And make her chronicle as rich with praise

 

As is the ooze and bottom of the sea

 

With sunken wrack and sumless treasuries.

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WESTMORLAND     But there’s a saying very old and true,

 

If that you will France win,

 

Then with Scotland first begin.

 

For once the eagle England being in prey,

 

To her unguarded nest the weasel Scot

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Comes sneaking and so sucks her princely eggs,

 

Playing the mouse in absence of the cat,

 

To ’tame and havoc more than she can eat.

 

EXETER     It follows then the cat must stay at home;

 

Yet that is but a crushed necessity,

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Since we have locks to safeguard necessaries

 

And pretty traps to catch the petty thieves.

 

While that the armed hand doth fight abroad

 

Th’advised head defends itself at home.

 

For government, though high and low and lower

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Put into parts, doth keep in one concent,

 

Congreeing in a full and natural close

 

Like music.

 

CANTERBURY     True. Therefore doth heaven divide

 

The state of man in diverse functions,

 

Setting endeavour in continual motion,

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To which is fixed, as an aim or butt,

 

Obedience. For so work the honey-bees,

 

Creatures that by a rule in nature teach

 

The act of order to a peopled kingdom.

 

They have a king and officers of sorts,

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Where some like magistrates correct at home,

 

Others like merchants venture trade abroad,

 

Others like soldiers, armed in their stings,

 

Make boot upon the summer’s velvet buds,

 

Which pillage they with merry march bring home

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To the tent-royal of their emperor,

 

Who busied in his majesty surveys

 

The singing masons building roofs of gold,

 

The civil citizens kneading up the honey,

 

The poor mechanic porters crowding in

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Their heavy burdens at his narrow gate,

 

The sad-eyed justice, with his surly hum,

 

Delivering o’er to executors pale

 

The lazy yawning drone. I this infer,

 

That many things having full reference

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To one consent may work contrariously,

 

As many arrows loosed several ways

 

Come to one mark,

 

As many several ways meet in one town,

 

As many fresh streams meet in one salt sea,

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As many lines close in the dial’s centre.

 

So may a thousand actions once afoot

 

End in one purpose and be all well borne

 

Without defeat. Therefore to France, my liege.

 

Divide your happy England into four,

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Whereof take you one quarter into France

 

And you withal shall make all Gallia shake.

 

If we with thrice such powers left at home

 

Cannot defend our own doors from the dog,

 

Let us be worried and our nation lose

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The name of hardiness and policy.

 

KING     Call in the messengers sent from the Dauphin.

 

Exeunt some attendants.

 

Now are we well resolved; and by God’s help

 

And yours, the noble sinews of our power,

 

France being ours, we’ll bend it to our awe

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Or break it all to pieces. Or there we’ll sit,

 

Ruling in large and ample empery

 

O’er France and all her almost kingly dukedoms,

 

Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn,

 

Tombless, with no remembrance over them.

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Either our history shall with full mouth

 

Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave

 

Like Turkish mute shall have a tongueless mouth,

 

Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph.

 

Enter Ambassadors of France, with attendants carrying a tun.

 

Now are we well prepared to know the pleasure

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Of our fair cousin Dauphin; for we hear

 

Your greeting is from him, not from the King.

 

AMBASSADOR

 

May’t please your majesty to give us leave

 

Freely to render what we have in charge,

 

Or shall we sparingly show you far off

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The Dauphin’s meaning and our embassy?

 

KING     We are no tyrant but a Christian king,

 

Unto whose grace our passion is as subject

 

As are our wretches fettered in our prisons:

 

Therefore with frank and with uncurbed plainness

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Tell us the Dauphin’s mind.

 

AMBASSADOR     Thus then, in few.

 

Your highness lately sending into France

 

Did claim some certain dukedoms in the right

 

Of your great predecessor King Edward the Third.

 

In answer of which claim the Prince our master

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Says that you savour too much of your youth

 

And bids you be advised. There’s naught in France

 

That can be with a nimble galliard won;

 

You cannot revel into dukedoms there.

 

He therefore sends you, meeter for your spirit,

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This tun of treasure, and in lieu of this

 

Desires you let the dukedoms that you claim

 

Hear no more of you. This the Dauphin speaks.

 

KING     What treasure, uncle?

 

EXETER     Tennis-balls, my liege.

 

KING     We are glad the Dauphin is so pleasant with us.

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His present and your pains we thank you for.

 

When we have matched our rackets to these balls

 

We will in France, by God’s grace, play a set

 

Shall strike his father’s crown into the hazard.

 

Tell him he hath made a match with such a wrangler

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That all the courts of France shall be disturbed

 

With chases. And we understand him well,

 

How he comes o’er us with our wilder days,

 

Not measuring what use we made of them.

 

We never valued this poor seat of England,

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And therefore living hence did give ourself

 

To barbarous licence, as ’tis ever common

 

That men are merriest when they are from home.

 

But tell the Dauphin I will keep my state,

 

Be like a king and show my sail of greatness,

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When I do rouse me in my throne of France.

 

For that have I laid by my majesty

 

And plodded like a man for working-days,

 

But I will rise there with so full a glory

 

That I will dazzle all the eyes of France,

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Yea, strike the Dauphin blind to look on us.

 

And tell the pleasant Prince this mock of his

 

Hath turned his balls to gun-stones, and his soul

 

Shall stand sore charged for the wasteful vengeance

 

That shall fly with them; for many a thousand widows

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Shall this his mock mock out of their dear husbands,

 

Mock mothers from their sons, mock castles down,

 

And some are yet ungotten and unborn

 

That shall have cause to curse the Dauphin’s scorn.

 

But this lies all within the will of God,

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To whom I do appeal, and in whose name

 

Tell you the Dauphin I am coming on

 

To venge me as I may, and to put forth

 

My rightful hand in a well-hallowed cause.

 

So get you hence in peace. And tell the Dauphin

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His jest will savour but of shallow wit

 

When thousands weep more than did laugh at it. –

 

Convey them with safe conduct. – Fare you well.

 

Exeunt Ambassadors and attendants.

 

EXETER     This was a merry message.

 

KING     We hope to make the sender blush at it.

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Therefore, my lords, omit no happy hour

 

That may give furtherance to our expedition,

 

For we have now no thought in us but France,

 

Save those to God that run before our business.

 

Therefore let our proportions for these wars

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Be soon collected and all things thought upon

 

That may with reasonable swiftness add

 

More feathers to our wings, for, God before,

 

We’ll chide this Dauphin at his father’s door.

 

Therefore let every man now task his thought,

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That this fair action may on foot be brought.

 

Flourish. Exeunt.

 

2.0 Enter CHORUS.

CHORUS     Now all the youth of England are on fire,

 

And silken dalliance in the wardrobe lies.

 

Now thrive the armourers, and honour’s thought

 

Reigns solely in the breast of every man.

 

They sell the pasture now to buy the horse,

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Following the mirror of all Christian kings

 

With winged heels, as English Mercuries.

 

For now sits expectation in the air

 

And hides a sword from hilts unto the point

 

With crowns imperial, crowns and coronets,

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Promised to Harry and his followers.

 

The French, advised by good intelligence

 

Of this most dreadful preparation,

 

Shake in their fear, and with pale policy

 

Seek to divert the English purposes.

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O England, model to thy inward greatness,

 

Like little body with a mighty heart,

 

What mightst thou do, that honour would thee do,

 

Were all thy children kind and natural!

 

But see, thy fault France hath in thee found out,

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A nest of hollow bosoms, which he fills

 

With treacherous crowns; and three corrupted men,

 

One, Richard Earl of Cambridge, and the second,

 

Henry Lord Scroop of Masham, and the third,

 

Sir Thomas Grey, knight, of Northumberland,

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Have, for the gilt of France, – O guilt indeed! –

 

Confirmed conspiracy with fearful France,

 

And by their hands this grace of kings must die,

 

If hell and treason hold their promises,

 

Ere he take ship for France, and in Southampton.

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Linger your patience on and well digest

 

Th’abuse of distance, and we’ll force our play.

 

The sum is paid, the traitors are agreed,

 

The King is set from London, and the scene

 

Is now transported, gentles, to Southampton.

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There is the playhouse now, there must you sit,

 

And thence to France shall we convey you safe

 

And bring you back, charming the narrow seas

 

To give you gentle pass; for if we may,

 

We’ll not offend one stomach with our play.

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But till the King come forth and not till then

 

Unto Southampton do we shift our scene.     Exit.

 

2.1 Enter Corporal NYM and Lieutenant BARDOLPH, meeting.

BARDOLPH     Well met, Corporal Nym.

 

NYM     Good morrow, Lieutenant Bardolph.

 

BARDOLPH

 

What, are Ancient Pistol and you friends yet?

 

NYM     For my part I care not. I say little; but when time

 

shall serve there shall be smiles; but that shall be as it

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may. I dare not fight, but I will wink and hold out mine

 

iron. It is a simple one, but what though? It will toast

 

cheese, and it will endure cold as another man’s sword

 

will, and there’s an end.

 

BARDOLPH     I will bestow a breakfast to make you

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friends, and we’ll be all three sworn brothers to

 

France. Let’t be so, good Corporal Nym.

 

NYM     Faith, I will live so long as I may, that’s the certain

 

of it, and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I

 

may. That is my rest, that is the rendezvous of it.

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BARDOLPH     It is certain, Corporal, that he is married to

 

Nell Quickly, and certainly she did you wrong, for you

 

were troth-plight to her.

 

NYM     I cannot tell. Things must be as they may. Men

 

may sleep, and they may have their throats about them

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at that time, and some say knives have edges. It must

 

be as it may. Though patience be a tired mare, yet she

 

will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I cannot

 

tell.

 

Enter PISTOL and Hostess.

 

BARDOLPH     Here comes Ancient Pistol and his wife.

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Good Corporal, be patient here.

 

NYM     How now, mine host Pistol?

 

PISTOL     Base tyke, call’st thou me host?

 

Now by this hand I swear I scorn the term;

 

Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.

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HOSTESS     No, by my troth, not long. For we cannot

 

lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen that

 

live honestly by the prick of their needles but it will be

 

thought we keep a bawdy-house straight. [Nym draws

 

his sword.] O well-a-day, Lady, if he be not drawn!

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Now we shall see wilful adultery and murder

 

committed. [Pistol draws his sword.]

 

BARDOLPH

 

Good Lieutenant, good Corporal, offer nothing here.

 

NYM     Pish!

 

PISTOL     Pish for thee, Iceland dog, thou prick-eared cur

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of Iceland!

 

HOSTESS     Good Corporal Nym, show thy valour and

 

put up your sword. [Nym and Pistol sheathe their swords]

 

NYM     [to Pistol] Will you shog off? I would have you

 

solus.

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PISTOL     Solus, egregious dog? O viper vile!

 

The solus in thy most marvailous face,

 

The solus in thy teeth, and in thy throat,

 

And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy,

 

And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth!

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I do retort the solus in thy bowels,

 

For I can take, and Pistol’s cock is up,

 

And flashing fire will follow.

 

NYM     I am not Barbason, you cannot conjure me. I have

 

an humour to knock you indifferently well. If you

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grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my

 

rapier, as I may, in fair terms. If you would walk off, I

 

would prick your guts a little, in good terms, as I may,

 

and that’s the humour of it.

 

PISTOL     O braggart vile and damned furious wight,

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The grave doth gape, and doting death is near;

 

Therefore exhale. [Pistol and Nym draw their swords.]

 

BARDOLPH     [Draws his sword.] Hear me, hear me what I

 

say. He that strikes the first stroke, I’ll run him up to

 

the hilts, as I am a soldier.

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PISTOL     An oath of mickle might, and fury shall abate.

 

[All sheathe their swords.]

 

Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give.

 

Thy spirits are most tall.

 

NYM     I will cut thy throat one time or other, in fair

 

terms, that is the humour of it.

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PISTOL     ‘Couple a gorge’!

 

That is the word. I thee defy again.

 

O hound of Crete, think’st thou my spouse to get?

 

No, to the spital go,

 

And from the powdering-tub of infamy

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Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid’s kind,

 

Doll Tearsheet she by name, and her espouse.

 

I have and I will hold the quondam Quickly

 

For the only she; and pauca, there’s enough.

 

Go to.

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Enter the Boy.

 

BOY     Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master, and

 

you, hostess. He is very sick and would to bed. Good

 

Bardolph, put thy face between his sheets and do the

 

office of a warming-pan. Faith, he’s very ill.

 

BARDOLPH     Away, you rogue!

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HOSTESS     By my troth, he’ll yield the crow a pudding

 

one of these days. The King has killed his heart. Good

 

husband, come home presently.

 

Exeunt Hostess and Boy.

 

BARDOLPH     Come, shall I make you two friends? We

 

must to France together. Why the devil should we

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keep knives to cut one another’s throats?

 

PISTOL

 

Let floods o’erswell and fiends for food howl on!

 

NYM     You’ll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at

 

betting?

 

PISTOL     Base is the slave that pays.

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NYM     That now I will have; that’s the humour of it.

 

PISTOL     As manhood shall compound: push home! [Pistol

 

and Nym draw their swords.]

 

BARDOLPH     [Draws his sword.] By this sword, he that

 

makes the first thrust, I’ll kill him. By this sword, I

 

will.

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PISTOL

 

Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their course.

 

[He sheathes his sword.]

 

BARDOLPH     Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be

 

friends. An thou wilt not, why then, be enemies with

 

me too. Prithee, put up.

 

NYM     I shall have my eight shillings?

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PISTOL     A noble shalt thou have, and present pay,

 

And liquor likewise will I give to thee,

 

And friendship shall combine and brotherhood.

 

I’ll live by Nym and Nym shall live by me.

 

Is not this just? For I shall sutler be

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Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.

 

Give me thy hand.

 

NYM     I shall have my noble?

 

PISTOL     In cash, most justly paid.

 

NYM     Well, then, that’s the humour of ’t. [Nym and

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Bardolph sheathe their swords. Pistol and Nym shake

 

hands.]

 

Enter Hostess.

 

HOSTESS     As ever you come of women, come in quickly

 

to Sir John. Ah, poor heart, he is so shaked of a

 

burning quotidian tertian that it is most lamentable to

 

behold. Sweet men, come to him.     Exit.

 

NYM     The King hath run bad humours on the knight,

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that’s the even of it.

 

PISTOL     Nym, thou hast spoke the right;

 

His heart is fracted and corroborate.

 

NYM     The King is a good king, but it must be as it

 

may. He passes some humours and careers.

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PISTOL     Let us condole the knight, for, lambkins, we will

 

live.     Exeunt.

 

2.2 Enter EXETER, BEDFORD and WESTMORLAND.

BEDFORD

 

’Fore God, his grace is bold to trust these traitors.

 

EXETER     They shall be apprehended by and by.

 

WESTMORLAND

 

How smooth and even they do bear themselves,

 

As if allegiance in their bosoms sat,

 

Crowned with faith and constant loyalty!

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BEDFORD     The King hath note of all that they intend,

 

By interception, which they dream not of.

 

EXETER     Nay, but the man that was his bedfellow,

 

Whom he hath dulled and cloyed with gracious favours,

 

That he should for a foreign purse so sell

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His sovereign’s life to death and treachery!

 

Sound trumpets. Enter the KING, SCROOP,

 

CAMBRIDGE and GREY, lords and soldiers.

 

KING     Now sits the wind fair, and we will aboard. –

 

My lord of Cambridge, and my kind lord of Masham,

 

And you, my gentle knight, give me your thoughts:

 

Think you not that the powers we bear with us

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Will cut their passage through the force of France,

 

Doing the execution and the act

 

For which we have in head assembled them?

 

SCROOP     No doubt, my liege, if each man do his best.

 

KING     I doubt not that, since we are well persuaded

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We carry not a heart with us from hence

 

That grows not in a fair consent with ours,

 

Nor leave not one behind that doth not wish

 

Success and conquest to attend on us.

 

CAMBRIDGE

 

Never was monarch better feared and loved

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Than is your majesty; there’s not, I think, a subject

 

That sits in heart-grief and uneasiness

 

Under the sweet shade of your government.

 

GREY     True: those that were your father’s enemies

 

Have steeped their galls in honey and do serve you

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With hearts create of duty and of zeal.

 

KING     We therefore have great cause of thankfulness,

 

And shall forget the office of our hand

 

Sooner than quittance of desert and merit

 

According to their weight and worthiness.

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SCROOP     So service shall with steeled sinews toil,

 

And labour shall refresh itself with hope

 

To do your grace incessant services.

 

KING     We judge no less. – Uncle of Exeter,

 

Enlarge the man committed yesterday

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That railed against our person. We consider

 

It was excess of wine that set him on,

 

And on his more advice we pardon him.

 

SCROOP     That’s mercy, but too much security.

 

Let him be punished, sovereign, lest example

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Breed, by his sufferance, more of such a kind.

 

KING     O let us yet be merciful.

 

CAMBRIDGE     So may your highness, and yet punish too.

 

GREY     Sir,

 

You show great mercy if you give him life,

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After the taste of much correction.

 

KING     Alas, your too much love and care of me

 

Are heavy orisons ’gainst this poor wretch.

 

If little faults proceeding on distemper

 

Shall not be winked at, how shall we stretch our eye

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When capital crimes, chewed, swallowed, and digested,

 

Appear before us? – We’ll yet enlarge that man,

 

Though Cambridge, Scroop and Grey, in their dear care

 

And tender preservation of our person,

 

Would have him punished. And now to our French causes.

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Who are the late commissioners?

 

CAMBRIDGE     I one, my lord;

 

Your highness bade me ask for it today.

 

SCROOP     So did you me, my liege.

 

GREY     And me, my royal sovereign.

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KING     [Gives papers.]

 

Then, Richard Earl of Cambridge, there is yours;

 

There yours, Lord Scroop of Masham; and, sir knight,

 

Grey of Northumberland, this same is yours:

 

Read them, and know I know your worthiness.–My lord of Westmorland and uncle Exeter,

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We will aboard tonight. – Why, how now, gentlemen!

 

What see you in those papers, that you lose

 

So much complexion? – Look ye how they change!

 

Their cheeks are paper. – Why, what read you there,

 

That hath so cowarded and chased your blood

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Out of appearance?

 

[Cambridge, Scroop and Grey fall upon their knees.]

 

CAMBRIDGE     I do confess my fault

 

And do submit me to your highness’ mercy.

 

GREY, SCROOP     To which we all appeal.

 

KING     The mercy that was quick in us but late

 

By your own counsel is suppressed and killed:

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You must not dare, for shame, to talk of mercy,

 

For your own reasons turn into your bosoms

 

As dogs upon their masters, worrying you. –

 

See you, my princes and my noble peers,

 

These English monsters! My lord of Cambridge here,

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You know how apt our love was to accord

 

To furnish him with all appertinents

 

Belonging to his honour; and this man

 

Hath for a few light crowns lightly conspired

 

And sworn unto the practices of France

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To kill us here in Hampton. To the which

 

This knight, no less for bounty bound to us

 

Than Cambridge is, hath likewise sworn. – But oh,

 

What shall I say to thee, Lord Scroop, thou cruel,

 

Ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature,

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Thou that didst bear the key of all my counsels,

 

That knewst the very bottom of my soul,

 

That almost mightst have coined me into gold

 

Wouldst thou have practised on me for thy use?

 

May it be possible that foreign hire

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Could out of thee extract one spark of evil

 

That might annoy my finger? ’Tis so strange

 

That though the truth of it stands off as gross

 

As black on white, my eye will scarcely see it.

 

Treason and murder ever kept together,

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As two yoke-devils sworn to either’s purpose,

 

Working so grossly in a natural cause

 

That admiration did not whoop at them.

 

But thou, ’gainst all proportion, didst bring in

 

Wonder to wait on treason and on murder;

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And whatsoever cunning fiend it was

 

That wrought upon thee so preposterously

 

Hath got the voice in hell for excellence.

 

All other devils that suggest by treasons

 

Do botch and bungle up damnation

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With patches, colours and with forms being fetched

 

From glistering semblances of piety;

 

But he that tempered thee, bade thee stand up,

 

Gave thee no instance why thou shouldst do treason

 

Unless to dub thee with the name of traitor.

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If that same demon that hath gulled thee thus

 

Should with his lion-gait walk the whole world,

 

He might return to vasty Tartar back

 

And tell the legions ‘I can never win

 

A soul so easy as that Englishman’s.’

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O how hast thou with jealousy infected

 

The sweetness of affiance! Show men dutiful?

 

Why, so didst thou. Seem they grave and learned?

 

Why, so didst thou. Come they of noble family?

 

Why, so didst thou. Seem they religious?

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Why, so didst thou. Or are they spare in diet,

 

Free from gross passion or of mirth or anger,

 

Constant in spirit, not swerving with the blood,

 

Garnished and decked in modest complement,

 

Not working with the eye without the ear,

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And but in purged judgement trusting neither?

 

Such and so finely boulted didst thou seem:

 

And thus thy fall hath left a kind of blot

 

To mark the full-fraught man and best endued

 

With some suspicion. I will weep for thee,

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For this revolt of thine, methinks, is like

 

Another fall of man. – Their faults are open.

 

Arrest them to the answer of the law,

 

And God acquit them of their practices!

 

[Cambridge, Scroop and Grey rise.]

 

EXETER     I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of

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Richard Earl of Cambridge.

 

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Henry

 

Lord Scroop of Masham.

 

I arrest thee of high treason, by the name of Thomas

 

Grey, knight, of Northumberland.

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SCROOP     Our purposes God justly hath discovered,

 

And I repent my fault more than my death,

 

Which I beseech your highness to forgive,

 

Although my body pay the price of it.

 

CAMBRIDGE     For me, the gold of France did not seduce,

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Although I did admit it as a motive

 

The sooner to effect what I intended.

 

But God be thanked for prevention,

 

Which I in sufferance heartily will rejoice,

 

Beseeching God and you to pardon me.

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GREY     Never did faithful subject more rejoice

 

At the discovery of most dangerous treason

 

Than I do at this hour joy o’er myself,

 

Prevented from a damned enterprise.

 

My fault, but not my body, pardon, sovereign.

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KING     God quit you in his mercy! Hear your sentence.

 

You have conspired against our royal person,

 

Joined with an enemy proclaimed and fixed,

 

And from his coffers

 

Received the golden earnest of our death;

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Wherein you would have sold your king to slaughter,

 

His princes and his peers to servitude,

 

His subjects to oppression and contempt,

 

And his whole kingdom into desolation.

 

Touching our person seek we no revenge,

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But we our kingdom’s safety must so tender,

 

Whose ruin you have sought, that to her laws

 

We do deliver you. Get ye therefore hence,

 

Poor miserable wretches, to your death,

 

The taste whereof God of his mercy give

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You patience to endure, and true repentance

 

Of all your dear offences! – Bear them hence.

 

Exeunt Cambridge, Scroop and Grey, guarded.

 

Now, lords, for France; the enterprise whereof

 

Shall be to you as us, like glorious.

 

We doubt not of a fair and lucky war,

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Since God so graciously hath brought to light

 

This dangerous treason lurking in our way

 

To hinder our beginnings. We doubt not now

 

But every rub is smoothed on our way.

 

Then forth, dear countrymen. Let us deliver

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Our puissance into the hand of God,

 

Putting it straight in expedition.

 

Cheerly to sea; the signs of war advance.

 

No king of England, if not king of France!

 

Flourish. Exeunt.

 

2.3 Enter PISTOL, NYM, BARDOLPH, Boy and Hostess.

HOSTESS     Prithee, honey-sweet husband, let me bring

 

thee to Staines.

 

PISTOL     No; for my manly heart doth earn.

 

Bardolph, be blithe. Nym, rouse thy vaunting veins.

 

Boy, bristle thy courage up;

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For Falstaff he is dead, and we must earn therefore.

 

BARDOLPH     Would I were with him, wheresome’er he is,

 

either in heaven or in hell!

 

HOSTESS     Nay, sure, he’s not in hell; he’s in Arthur’s

 

bosom, if ever man went to Arthur’s bosom. ’A made

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a finer end, and went away an it had been any christom

 

child. ’A parted even just between twelve and one,

 

even at the turning o’th’ tide. For after I saw him

 

fumble with the sheets and play wi’th’ flowers, and

 

smile upon his fingers’ ends, I knew there was but one

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way; for his nose was as sharp as a pen, and ’a babbled

 

of green fields. ‘How now, Sir John?’ quoth I, ‘what,

 

man! be o’ good cheer.’ So ’a cried out ‘God, God,

 

God!’ three or four times. Now I, to comfort him, bid

 

him ’a should not think of God; I hoped there was no

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need to trouble himself with any such thoughts yet. So

 

’a bade me lay more clothes on his feet. I put my hand

 

into the bed and felt them, and they were as cold as

 

any stone. Then I felt to his knees, and so up’ard and

 

up’ard, and all was as cold as any stone.

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NYM     They say he cried out of sack.

 

HOSTESS     Ay, that ’a did.

 

BARDOLPH     And of women.

 

HOSTESS     Nay, that ’a did not.

 

BOY     Yes, that ’a did, and said they were devils incarnate.

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HOSTESS     ’A could never abide carnation, ’twas a colour

 

he never liked.

 

BOY     ’A said once the devil would have him about

 

women.

 

HOSTESS     ’A did in some sort, indeed, handle women;

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but then he was rheumatic and talked of the Whore of

 

Babylon.

 

BOY     Do you not remember ’a saw a flea stick upon

 

Bardolph’s nose and ’a said it was a black soul burning

 

in hell-fire?

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BARDOLPH     Well, the fuel is gone that maintained that

 

fire; that’s all the riches I got in his service.

 

NYM     Shall we shog? The King will be gone from

 

Southampton.

 

PISTOL     Come, let’s away. – My love, give me thy lips.

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[Kisses her.]

 

Look to my chattels and my moveables.

 

Let senses rule. The word is ‘Pitch and pay’.

 

Trust none;

 

For oaths are straws, men’s faiths are wafer-cakes,

 

And Holdfast is the only dog, my duck;

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Therefore Caveto be thy counsellor.

 

Go, clear thy crystals. – Yoke-fellows in arms,

 

Let us to France, like horse-leeches, my boys,

 

To suck, to suck, the very blood to suck!

 

BOY     And that’s but unwholesome food, they say.

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PISTOL     Touch her soft mouth, and march.

 

BARDOLPH     Farewell, hostess. [Kisses her.]

 

NYM     I cannot kiss, that is the humour of it; but adieu.

 

PISTOL     Let housewifery appear; keep close, I thee

 

command.

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HOSTESS     Farewell. Adieu.     Exeunt.

 

2.4 Flourish. Enter the FRENCH KING, the DAUPHIN, the Constable and the Dukes of Berry and Britain.

FRENCH KING

 

Thus comes the English with full power upon us,

 

And more than carefully it us concerns

 

To answer royally in our defences.

 

Therefore the Dukes of Berry and of Britain,

 

Of Brabant and of Orleans, shall make forth,

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And you, Prince Dauphin, with all swift dispatch,

 

To line and new repair our towns of war

 

With men of courage and with means defendant,

 

For England his approaches makes as fierce

 

As waters to the sucking of a gulf.

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It fits us then to be as provident

 

As fear may teach us, out of late examples

 

Left by the fatal and neglected English

 

Upon our fields.

 

DAUPHIN     My most redoubted father,

 

It is most meet we arm us ’gainst the foe,

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For peace itself should not so dull a kingdom,

 

Though war nor no known quarrel were in question,

 

But that defences, musters, preparations,

 

Should be maintained, assembled, and collected,

 

As were a war in expectation.

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Therefore, I say, ’tis meet we all go forth

 

To view the sick and feeble parts of France.

 

And let us do it with no show of fear,

 

No, with no more than if we heard that England

 

Were busied with a Whitsun morris-dance.

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For, my good liege, she is so idly kinged,

 

Her sceptre so fantastically borne

 

By a vain, giddy, shallow, humorous youth,

 

That fear attends her not.

 

CONSTABLE     O peace, Prince Dauphin!

 

You are too much mistaken in this king.

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Question your grace the late ambassadors,

 

With what great state he heard their embassy,

 

How well supplied with noble counsellors,

 

How modest in exception, and withal

 

How terrible in constant resolution,

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And you shall find his vanities forespent

 

Were but the outside of the Roman Brutus,

 

Covering discretion with a coat of folly,

 

As gardeners do with ordure hide those roots

 

That shall first spring and be most delicate.

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DAUPHIN     Well, ’tis not so, my lord High Constable;

 

But though we think it so, it is no matter.

 

In cases of defence ’tis best to weigh

 

The enemy more mighty than he seems.

 

So the proportions of defence are filled,

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Which, of a weak and niggardly projection,

 

Doth like a miser spoil his coat with scanting

 

A little cloth.

 

FRENCH KING     Think we King Harry strong;

 

And, princes, look you strongly arm to meet him.

 

The kindred of him hath been fleshed upon us,

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And he is bred out of that bloody strain

 

That haunted us in our familiar paths.

 

Witness our too much memorable shame

 

When Cressy battle fatally was struck,

 

And all our princes captived, by the hand

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Of that black name, Edward, Black Prince of Wales;

 

Whiles that his mountain sire, on mountain standing

 

Up in the air, crowned with the golden sun,

 

Saw his heroical seed, and smiled to see him,

 

Mangle the work of nature and deface

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The patterns that by God and by French fathers

 

Had twenty years been made. This is a stem

 

Of that victorious stock, and let us fear

 

The native mightiness and fate of him.

 

Enter a Messenger.

 

MESSENGER

 

Ambassadors from Harry, King of England, Do crave admittance to your majesty.

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FRENCH KING

 

We’ll give them present audience. Go and bring them. Exit Messenger.

 

You see this chase is hotly followed, friends.

 

DAUPHIN     Turn head and stop pursuit, for coward dogs

 

Most spend their mouths when what they seem to threaten

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Runs far before them. Good my sovereign,

 

Take up the English short and let them know

 

Of what a monarchy you are the head.

 

Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin

 

As self-neglecting.

 

Enter EXETER, with attendants.

 

FRENCH KING     From our brother England?

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EXETER     From him, and thus he greets your majesty:

 

He wills you, in the name of God Almighty,

 

That you divest yourself and lay apart

 

The borrowed glories that by gift of heaven,

 

By law of nature and of nations, longs

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To him and to his heirs, namely the crown

 

And all wide-stretched honours that pertain

 

By custom and the ordinance of times

 

Unto the crown of France. That you may know

 

’Tis no sinister nor no awkward claim,

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Picked from the worm-holes of long-vanished days,

 

Nor from the dust of old oblivion raked,

 

He sends you this most memorable line,

 

In every branch truly demonstrative,

 

Willing you overlook this pedigree.

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And when you find him evenly derived

 

From his most famed of famous ancestors,

 

Edward the Third, he bids you then resign

 

Your crown and kingdom indirectly held

 

From him the native and true challenger.

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[Gives the French King a paper.]

 

FRENCH KING     Or else what follows?

 

EXETER     Bloody constraint; for if you hide the crown

 

Even in your heart, there will he rake for it.

 

Therefore in fierce tempest is he coming,

 

In thunder and in earthquake, like a Jove,

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That if requiring fail, he will compel.

 

And bids you, in the bowels of the Lord,

 

Deliver up the crown and to take mercy

 

On the poor souls for whom this hungry war

 

Opens his vasty jaws; and on your head

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Turning the widows’ tears, the orphans’ cries,

 

The dead men’s blood, the pining maidens’ groans,

 

For husbands, fathers and betrothed lovers

 

That shall be swallowed in this controversy.

 

This is his claim, his threatening, and my message –

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Unless the Dauphin be in presence here,

 

To whom expressly I bring greeting too.

 

FRENCH KING     For us, we will consider of this further.

 

Tomorrow shall you bear our full intent

 

Back to our brother England.

 

DAUPHIN     For the Dauphin,

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I stand here for him. What to him from England?

 

EXETER     Scorn and defiance, slight regard, contempt,

 

And anything that may not misbecome

 

The mighty sender, doth he prize you at.

 

Thus says my king: an if your father’s highness

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Do not, in grant of all demands at large,

 

Sweeten the bitter mock you sent his majesty,

 

He’ll call you to so hot an answer for it

 

That caves and womby vaultages of France

 

Shall chide your trespass and return your mock

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In second accent of his ordinance.

 

DAUPHIN     Say if my father render fair return

 

It is against my will, for I desire

 

Nothing but odds with England. To that end,

 

As matching to his youth and vanity,

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I did present him with the Paris-balls.

 

EXETER     He’ll make your Paris Louvre shake for it,

 

Were it the mistress-court of mighty Europe.

 

And be assured you’ll find a difference,

 

As we his subjects have in wonder found,

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Between the promise of his greener days

 

And these he masters now. Now he weighs time

 

Even to the utmost grain. That you shall read

 

In your own losses, if he stay in France.

 

FRENCH KING

 

Tomorrow shall you know our mind at full. [Flourish.]

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EXETER     Dispatch us with all speed, lest that our king

 

Come here himself to question our delay,

 

For he is footed in this land already.

 

FRENCH KING

 

You shall be soon dispatched with fair conditions.

 

A night is but small breath and little pause

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To answer matters of this consequence.

 

Flourish. Exeunt.

 

3.0            Enter CHORUS.

CHORUS     Thus with imagined wing our swift scene flies

 

In motion of no less celerity

 

Than that of thought. Suppose that you have seen

 

The well-appointed King at Hampton pier

 

Embark his royalty, and his brave fleet

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With silken streamers the young Phoebus fanning.

 

Play with your fancies, and in them behold

 

Upon the hempen tackle ship-boys climbing;

 

Hear the shrill whistle which doth order give

 

To sounds confused; behold the threaden sails,

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Borne with th’invisible and creeping wind,

 

Draw the huge bottoms through the furrowed sea,

 

Breasting the lofty surge. O do but think

 

You stand upon the rivage and behold

 

A city on th’inconstant billows dancing,

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For so appears this fleet majestical,

 

Holding due course to Harfleur. Follow, follow!

 

Grapple your minds to sternage of this navy,

 

And leave your England as dead midnight still,

 

Guarded with grandsires, babies and old women,

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Either past or not arrived to pith and puissance.

 

For who is he, whose chin is but enriched

 

With one appearing hair, that will not follow

 

These culled and choice-drawn cavaliers to France?

 

Work, work your thoughts, and therein see a siege;

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Behold the ordnance on their carriages,

 

With fatal mouths gaping on girded Harfleur.

 

Suppose th’ambassador from the French comes back,

 

Tells Harry that the King doth offer him

 

Katherine his daughter and with her, to dowry,

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Some petty and unprofitable dukedoms.

 

The offer likes not; and the nimble gunner

 

With linstock now the devilish cannon touches,

 

[Alarum, and chambers go off.]

 

And down goes all before them. Still be kind,

 

And eke out our performance with your mind. Exit.

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3.1 Alarum. Enter soldiers with scaling-ladders at Harfleur. Enter the KING, EXETER, BEDFORD and GLOUCESTER.

KING

 

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more,

 

Or close the wall up with our English dead.

 

In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man

 

As modest stillness and humility;

 

But when the blast of war blows in our ears,

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Then imitate the action of the tiger:

 

Stiffen the sinews, conjure up the blood,

 

Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage.

 

Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;

 

Let it pry through the portage of the head

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Like the brass cannon; let the brow o’erwhelm it

 

As fearfully as doth a galled rock

 

O’erhang and jutty his confounded base,

 

Swilled with the wild and wasteful ocean.

 

Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,

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Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit

 

To his full height. On, on, you noble English,

 

Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof,

 

Fathers that like so many Alexanders

 

Have in these parts from morn till even fought,

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And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.

 

Dishonour not your mothers; now attest

 

That those whom you called fathers did beget you.

 

Be copy now to men of grosser blood

 

And teach them how to war. And you, good yeomen,

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Whose limbs were made in England, show us here

 

The mettle of your pasture; let us swear

 

That you are worth your breeding – which I doubt not,

 

For there is none of you so mean and base

 

That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.

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I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,

 

Straining upon the start. The game’s afoot.

 

Follow your spirit, and upon this charge

 

Cry ‘God for Harry! England and Saint George!’

 

Exeunt. Alarum, and chambers go off.

 

3.2      Enter NYM, BARDOLPH, PISTOL and Boy.

BARDOLPH     On, on, on, on, on, to the breach, to the

 

breach!

 

NYM     Pray thee, Corporal, stay; the knocks are too hot,

 

and for mine own part I have not a case of lives. The

 

humour of it is too hot, that is the very plain-song of

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it.

 

PISTOL     The plain-song is most just, for humours do

 

abound.

 

Knocks go and come, God’s vassals drop and die,

 

And sword and shield

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In bloody field

 

Doth win immortal fame.

 

BOY     Would I were in an alehouse in London! I would

 

give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.

 

PISTOL     And I.

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If wishes would prevail with me

 

My purpose should not fail with me,

 

But thither would I hie.

 

BOY     As duly –

 

But not as truly –

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As bird doth sing on bough

 

Enter FLUELLEN.

 

FLUELLEN     [Beats them.]

 

Up to the breach, you dogs! Avaunt, you cullions!

 

PISTOL     Be merciful, great duke, to men of mould!

 

Abate thy rage, abate thy manly rage,

 

Abate thy rage, great duke!

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Good bawcock, bate thy rage! Use lenity, sweet chuck!

 

NYM     These be good humours! Your honour runs bad

 

humours! Exeunt all but Boy.

 

BOY     As young as I am, I have observed these three

 

swashers. I am boy to them all three, but all they three,

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though they would serve me, could not be man to me,

 

for indeed three such antics do not amount to a man.

 

For Bardolph, he is white-livered and red-faced, by

 

the means whereof ’a faces it out but fights not. For

 

Pistol, he hath a killing tongue and a quiet sword, by

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the means whereof a breaks words and keeps whole

 

weapons. For Nym, he hath heard that men of few

 

words are the best men, and therefore he scorns to say

 

his prayers lest ’a should be thought a coward: but his

 

few bad words are matched with as few good deeds, for

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’a never broke any man’s head but his own, and that

 

was against a post when he was drunk. They will steal

 

anything, and call it purchase. Bardolph stole a lute-

 

case, bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for three-

 

halfpence. Nym and Bardolph are sworn brothers in

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filching, and in Calais they stole a fire-shovel. I knew

 

by that piece of service the men would carry coals.

 

They would have me as familiar with men’s pockets as

 

their gloves or their handkerchiefs, which makes much

 

against my manhood if I should take from another’s

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pocket to put into mine, for it is plain pocketing up of

 

wrongs. I must leave them and seek some better

 

service; their villainy goes against my weak stomach,

 

and therefore I must cast it up. Exit.

 

Enter GOWER and FLUELLEN, meeting.

 

GOWER     Captain Fluellen, you must come presently to

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the mines; the Duke of Gloucester would speak with

 

you.

 

FLUELLEN     To the mines? Tell you the Duke it is not so

 

good to come to the mines; for, look you, the mines is

 

not according to the disciplines of the wars; the

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concavities of it is not sufficient; for, look you,

 

th’athversary, you may discuss unto the Duke, look

 

you, is digt himself four yard under the countermines.

 

By Cheshu, I think ’a will plow up all, if there is not

 

better directions.

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GOWER     The Duke of Gloucester, to whom the order of

 

the siege is given, is altogether directed by an

 

Irishman, a very valiant gentleman, i’faith.

 

FLUELLEN     It is Captain Macmorris, is it not?

 

GOWER     I think it be.

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FLUELLEN     By Cheshu, he is an ass, as any is in the

 

world. I will verify as much in his beard. He has no

 

more directions in the true disciplines of the wars,

 

look you, of the Roman disciplines, than is a puppy-

 

dog.

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Enter MACMORRIS and JAMY.

 

GOWER     Here ’a comes, and the Scots captain, Captain

 

Jamy, with him.

 

FLUELLEN     Captain Jamy is a marvellous falorous

 

gentleman, that is certain, and of great expedition and

 

knowledge in th’anchient wars, upon my particular

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knowledge of his directions. By Cheshu, he will

 

maintain his argument as well as any military man in

 

the world, in the disciplines of the pristine wars of the

 

Romans.

 

JAMY     I say guid day, Captain Fluellen.

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FLUELLEN     God-den to your worship, good Captain

 

James.

 

GOWER     How now, Captain Macmorris, have you quit

 

the mines? Have the pioneers given o’er?

 

MACMORRIS     By Chrish, la, ’tish ill done; the work ish

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give over, the trompet sound the retreat. By my hand

 

I swear, and my father’s soul, the work ish ill done; it

 

ish give over. I would have blowed up the town, so

 

Chrish save me, la, in an hour. Oh, ’tish ill done, ’tish

 

ill done; by my hand, ’tish ill done!

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FLUELLEN     Captain Macmorris, I beseech you now, will

 

you vouchsafe me, look you, a few disputations with

 

you as partly touching or concerning the disciplines of

 

the wars, the Roman wars, in the way of argument,

 

look you, and friendly communication? Partly to

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satisfy my opinion, and partly for the satisfaction, look

 

you, of my mind, as touching the direction of the

 

military discipline, that is the point.

 

JAMY     It sall be vara guid, guid feith, guid captains baith,

 

and I sall quit you, with guid leave, as I may pick

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occasion; that sall I, marry.

 

MACMORRIS     It is no time to discourse, so Chrish save

 

me. The day is hot, and the weather, and the wars, and

 

the King, and the Dukes. It is no time to discourse, the

 

town is besieched, and the trumpet call us to the

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breach, and we talk, and, be Chrish, do nothing. ’Tis

 

shame for us all, so God sa’ me, ’tis shame to stand

 

still, it is shame, by my hand; and there is throats to be

 

cut, and works to be done, and there ish nothing done,

 

so Chrish sa’ me, la!

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JAMY     By the mess, ere these eyes of mine take

 

themselves to slumber I’ll dae guid service, or I’ll lig

 

i’th’ grund for it. I owe God a death, and I’ll pay’t as

 

valorously as I may, that sall I surely do, that is the

 

breff and the long. Marry, I wad full fain heard some

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question ’tween you twa.

 

FLUELLEN     Captain Macmorris, I think, look you, under

 

your correction, there is not many of your nation –

 

MACMORRIS     Of my nation? What ish my nation? Ish a

 

villain, and a bastard, and a knave, and a rascal?

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What ish my nation? Who talks of my nation?

 

FLUELLEN     Look you, if you take the matter otherwise

 

than is meant, Captain Macmorris, peradventure I

 

shall think you do not use me with that affability as in

 

discretion you ought to use me, look you, being as

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good a man as yourself, both in the disciplines of war,

 

and in the derivation of my birth, and in other

 

particularities.

 

MACMORRIS     I do not know you so good a man as myself.

 

So Chrish save me, I will cut off your head.

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GOWER     Gentlemen both, you will mistake each other.

 

JAMY     Ah, that’s a foul fault. [A parley is sounded.]

 

GOWER     The town sounds a parley.

 

FLUELLEN     Captain Macmorris, when there is more

 

better opportunity to be required, look you, I will be

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so bold as to tell you I know the disciplines of war, and

 

there is an end.     Exeunt.

 

3.3 The Governor and others upon the walls. Enter the KING and all his train before the gates.

KING     How yet resolves the Governor of the town?

 

This is the latest parle we will admit.

 

Therefore to our best mercy give yourselves,

 

Or like to men proud of destruction

 

Defy us to our worst; for, as I am a soldier,

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A name that in my thoughts becomes me best,

 

If I begin the battery once again,

 

I will not leave the half-achieved Harfleur

 

Till in her ashes she lie buried.

 

The gates of mercy shall be all shut up,

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And the fleshed soldier, rough and hard of heart,

 

In liberty of bloody hand shall range

 

With conscience wide as hell, mowing like grass

 

Your fresh fair virgins and your flowering infants.

 

What is it then to me if impious war,

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Arrayed in flames like to the prince of fiends,

 

Do with his smirched complexion all fell feats

 

Enlinked to waste and desolation?

 

What is’t to me, when you yourselves are cause,

 

If your pure maidens fall into the hand

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Of hot and forcing violation?

 

What rein can hold licentious wickedness

 

When down the hill he holds his fierce career?

 

We may as bootless spend our vain command

 

Upon th’enraged soldiers in their spoil

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As send precepts to the leviathan

 

To come ashore. Therefore, you men of Harfleur,

 

Take pity of your town and of your people

 

Whiles yet my soldiers are in my command,

 

Whiles yet the cool and temperate wind of grace

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O’erblows the filthy and contagious clouds

 

Of heady murder, spoil and villainy.

 

If not, why, in a moment look to see

 

The blind and bloody soldier with foul hand

 

Defile the locks of your shrill-shrieking daughters,

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Your fathers taken by the silver beards,

 

And their most reverend heads dashed to the walls,

 

Your naked infants spitted upon pikes,

 

Whiles the mad mothers with their howls confused

 

Do break the clouds, as did the wives of Jewry

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At Herod’s bloody-hunting slaughtermen.

 

What say you? Will you yield and this avoid?

 

Or, guilty in defence, be thus destroyed?

 

GOVERNOR     Our expectation hath this day an end.

 

The Dauphin, whom of succours we entreated,

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Returns us that his powers are yet not ready

 

To raise so great a siege. Therefore, dread King,

 

We yield our town and lives to thy soft mercy.

 

Enter our gates, dispose of us and ours,

 

For we no longer are defensible.

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KING     Open your gates.     Exit Governor.

 

Come, uncle Exeter,

 

Go you and enter Harfleur; there remain

 

And fortify it strongly ’gainst the French.

 

Use mercy to them all. For us, dear uncle,

 

The winter coming on and sickness growing

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Upon our soldiers, we will retire to Calais.

 

Tonight in Harfleur will we be your guest;

 

Tomorrow for the march are we addressed.

 

[Flourish, and enter the town.]

 

3.4    Enter KATHERINE and ALICE, an old gentlewoman.

KATHERINE     Alice, tu as été en Angleterre, et tu bien parles

 

le langage.

 

ALICE     Un peu, madame.

 

KATHERINE     Je te prie m’enseigner; il faut que j’apprenne à

 

parler. Comment appelez-vous la main en anglais?

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ALICE     La main, elle est appelée de hand.

 

KATHERINE     De hand. Et les doigts?

 

ALICE     Les doigts? Ma foi, j’oublie les doigts, mais je me

 

souviendrai. Les doigts, je pense qu’ils sont appelés de

 

fingres; oui, de fingres.

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KATHERINE     La main, de hand; les doigts, de fingres. Je

 

pense que je suis le bon écolier. J’ai gagné deux mots

 

d’anglais vitement. Comment appelez-vous les ongles?

 

ALICE     Les ongles, nous les appelons de nails.

 

KATHERINE     De nails. Écoutez; dites-moi si je parle

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bien:de hand, de fingres, et de nails.

 

ALICE     C’est bien dit, madame; il est fort bon anglais.

 

KATHERINE     Dites-moi l’anglais pour le bras.

 

ALICE     De arm, madame.

 

KATHERINE     Et le coude?

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ALICE     D’elbow.

 

KATHERINE     D’elbow. Je m’en fais la répétition de tous les

 

mots que vous m’avez appris dès à présent.

 

ALICE     Il est trop difficile, madame, comme je pense.

 

KATHERINE     Excusez-moi, Alice. Écoutez: d’ hand, de

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fingres, de nails, de arm, de bilbow.

 

ALICE     D’elbow, madame.

 

KATHERINE     O Seigneur Dieu, je m’en oublie! D’elbow.

 

Comment appelez-vous le col?

 

ALICE     De nick, madame.

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KATHERINE     De nick. Et le menton?

 

ALICE     De chin.

 

KATHERINE     De sin. Le col, de nick; le menton, de sin.

 

ALICE     Oui. Sauf votre honneur, en vérité, vous prononcez

 

les mots aussi droit que les natifs d’Angleterre.

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KATHERINE     Je ne doute point d’apprendre, par la grâce de

 

Dieu, et en peu de temps.

 

ALICE     N’avez-vous déjà oublié ce que je vous ai enseigné?

 

KATHERINE     Non, je le réciterai à vous promptement:

 

d’hand, de fingres, de mails, –

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ALICE     De nails, madame.

 

KATHERINE     De nails, de arm, de ilbow –

 

ALICE     Sauf votre honneur, d’elbow.

 

KATHERINE     Ainsi dis-je, d’elbow – de nick, et de sin.

 

Comment appelez-vous le pied et la robe?

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ALICE     De foot, madame, et de coun.

 

KATHERINE     De foot, et de coun? O Seigneur Dieu, ils sont

 

les mots de son mauvais, corruptible, gros, et impudique, et

 

non pour les dames d’honneur d’user. Je ne voudrais

 

prononcer ces mots devant les seigneurs de France pour

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tout le monde. Foh! De foot et de coun! Néanmoins, je

 

réciterai une autre fois ma leçon ensemble: d’ hand, de

 

fingres, de nails, d’arm, d’elbow, de nick, de sin, de

 

foot, de coun.

 

ALICE     Excellent, madame!

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KATHERINE     C’est assez pour une fois. Allons-nous à dîner.

 

Exeunt.

 

3.5 Enter the KING of France, the DAUPHIN, the DUKE OF BRITAIN, the Constable of France and others.

FRENCH KING

 

’Tis certain he hath passed the river Somme.

 

CONSTABLE     An if he be not fought withal, my lord,

 

Let us not live in France; let us quit all

 

And give our vineyards to a barbarous people.

 

DAUPHIN     O Dieu vivant! Shall a few sprays of us,

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The emptying of our fathers’ luxury,

 

Our scions, put in wild and savage stock,

 

Spirt up so suddenly into the clouds

 

And overlook their grafters?

 

BRITAIN

 

Normans, but bastard Normans, Norman bastards!

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Mort de ma vie, if they march along

 

Unfought withal, but I will sell my dukedom

 

To buy a slobbery and a dirty farm

 

In that nook-shotten isle of Albion.

 

CONSTABLE

 

Dieu de batailles, where have they this mettle?

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Is not their climate foggy, raw and dull,

 

On whom, as in despite, the sun looks pale,

 

Killing their fruit with frowns? Can sodden water,

 

A drench for sur-reined jades, their barley-broth,

 

Decoct their cold blood to such valiant heat?

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And shall our quick blood, spirited with wine,

 

Seem frosty? O, for honour of our land,

 

Let us not hang like roping icicles

 

Upon our houses’ thatch, whiles a more frosty people

 

Sweat drops of gallant youth in our rich fields!

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Poor we may call them in their native lords.

 

DAUPHIN     By faith and honour,

 

Our madams mock at us and plainly say

 

Our mettle is bred out, and they will give

 

Their bodies to the lust of English youth,

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To new-store France with bastard warriors.

 

BRITAIN     They bid us to the English dancing-schools

 

And teach lavoltas high and swift corantos,

 

Saying our grace is only in our heels,

 

And that we are most lofty runaways.

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FRENCH KING

 

Where is Montjoy the herald? Speed him hence:

 

Let him greet England with our sharp defiance.

 

Up, princes, and with spirit of honour edged

 

More sharper than your swords hie to the field.

 

Charles Delabreth, High Constable of France,

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You Dukes of Orleans, Bourbon and of Berry,

 

Alençon, Brabant, Bar and Burgundy,

 

Jaques Chatillon, Rambures, Vaudemont,

 

Beaumont, Grandpré, Roussi and Fauconbridge,

 

Foix, Lestrelles, Boucicault and Charolais,

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High dukes, great princes, barons, lords and knights,

 

For your great seats now quit you of great shames.

 

Bar Harry England, that sweeps through our land

 

With pennons painted in the blood of Harfleur.

 

Rush on his host as doth the melted snow

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Upon the valleys, whose low vassal seat

 

The Alps doth spit and void his rheum upon.

 

Go down upon him, you have power enough,

 

And in a captive chariot into Rouen

 

Bring him our prisoner.

 

CONSTABLE     This becomes the great.

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Sorry am I his numbers are so few,

 

His soldiers sick and famished in their march,

 

For I am sure when he shall see our army

 

He’ll drop his heart into the sink of fear

 

And for achievement offer us his ransom.

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FRENCH KING

 

Therefore, Lord Constable, haste on Montjoy,

 

And let him say to England that we send

 

To know what willing ransom he will give. –

 

Prince Dauphin, you shall stay with us in Rouen.

 

DAUPHIN     Not so, I do beseech your majesty.

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FRENCH KING

 

Be patient, for you shall remain with us. –

 

Now forth, Lord Constable and princes all,

 

And quickly bring us word of England’s fall.     Exeunt.

 

3.6 Enter the English and Welsh captains GOWER and FLUELLEN, meeting.

GOWER     How now, Captain Fluellen, come you from the

 

bridge?

 

FLUELLEN     I assure you there is very excellent services

 

committed at the bridge.

 

GOWER     Is the Duke of Exeter safe?

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FLUELLEN     The Duke of Exeter is as magnanimous as

 

Agamemnon, and a man that I love and honour with

 

my soul, and my heart, and my duty, and my life, and

 

my living, and my uttermost power. He is not, God be

 

praised and blessed, any hurt in the world, but keeps

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the bridge most valiantly, with excellent discipline.

 

There is an anchient lieutenant there at the pridge, I

 

think in my very conscience he is as valiant a man as

 

Mark Antony, and he is a man of no estimation in the

 

world, but I did see him do as gallant service –

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GOWER     What do you call him?

 

FLUELLEN     He is called Anchient Pistol.

 

GOWER     I know him not.

 

Enter PISTOL.

 

FLUELLEN     Here is the man.

 

PISTOL     Captain, I thee beseech to do me favours.

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The Duke of Exeter doth love thee well.

 

FLUELLEN

 

Ay, I praise God, and I have merited some love at his

 

hands.

 

PISTOL     Bardolph, a soldier firm and sound of heart,

 

Of buxom valour, hath, by cruel fate

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And giddy Fortune’s furious fickle wheel,

 

That goddess blind

 

That stands upon the rolling restless stone –

 

FLUELLEN     By your patience, Anchient Pistol. Fortune

 

is painted blind, with a muffler afore her eyes, to

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signify to you that Fortune is blind; and she is painted

 

also with a wheel, to signify to you, which is the moral

 

of it, that she is turning, and inconstant, and

 

mutability, and variation; and her foot, look you, is

 

fixed upon a spherical stone, which rolls, and rolls,

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and rolls. In good truth, the poet makes a most

 

excellent description of it: Fortune is an excellent

 

moral.

 

PISTOL     Fortune is Bardolph’s foe, and frowns on him,

 

For he hath stolen a pax,

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And hanged must ’a be, a damned death!

 

Let gallows gape for dog, let man go free,

 

And let not hemp his windpipe suffocate!

 

But Exeter hath given the doom of death

 

For pax of little price.

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Therefore go speak – the Duke will hear thy voice –

 

And let not Bardolph’s vital thread be cut

 

With edge of penny cord and vile reproach.

 

Speak, Captain, for his life, and I will thee requite.

 

FLUELLEN     Anchient Pistol, I do partly understand your

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meaning.

 

PISTOL     Why then, rejoice therefor.

 

FLUELLEN     Certainly, Anchient, it is not a thing to

 

rejoice at; for if, look you, he were my brother, I would

 

desire the Duke to use his good pleasure and put him

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to execution; for discipline ought to be used.

 

PISTOL

 

Die and be damned, and fico for thy friendship!

 

FLUELLEN     It is well.

 

PISTOL     The fig of Spain!     Exit.

 

FLUELLEN     Very good.

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GOWER     Why, this is an arrant counterfeit rascal, I

 

remember him now – a bawd, a cutpurse.

 

FLUELLEN     I’ll assure you ’a uttered as prave words at

 

the pridge as you shall see in a summer’s day. But it is

 

very well; what he has spoke to me, that is well, I

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warrant you, when time is serve.

 

GOWER     Why, ’tis a gull, a fool, a rogue, that now and

 

then goes to the wars to grace himself at his return

 

into London under the form of a soldier. And such

 

fellows are perfect in the great commanders’ names,

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and they will learn you by rote where services were

 

done, at such and such a sconce, at such a breach, at

 

such a convoy; who came off bravely, who was shot,

 

who disgraced, what terms the enemy stood on. And

 

this they con perfectly in the phrase of war, which

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they trick up with new-tuned oaths; and what a beard

 

of the General’s cut and a horrid suit of the camp will

 

do among foaming bottles and ale-washed wits is

 

wonderful to be thought on. But you must learn to

 

know such slanders of the age, or else you may be

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marvellously mistook.

 

FLUELLEN     I tell you what, Captain Gower: I do

 

perceive he is not the man that he would gladly make

 

show to the world he is. If I find a hole in his coat, I

 

will tell him my mind. [Drum within.]

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Hark you, the King is coming, and I must speak with

 

him from the pridge.

 

Drum and colours. Enter the KING and GLOUCESTER and his poor soldiers.

 

God pless your majesty!

 

KING

 

How now, Fluellen, cam’st thou from the bridge?

 

FLUELLEN     Ay, so please your majesty. The Duke of

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Exeter has very gallantly maintained the pridge; the

 

French is gone off, look you, and there is gallant and

 

most prave passages. Marry, th’athversary was have

 

possession of the pridge, but he is enforced to retire,

 

and the Duke of Exeter is master of the pridge. I can

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tell your majesty, the Duke is a prave man.

 

KING     What men have you lost, Fluellen?

 

FLUELLEN     The perdition of th’athversary hath been

 

very great, reasonable great. Marry, for my part, I

 

think the Duke hath lost never a man, but one that is

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like to be executed for robbing a church, one

 

Bardolph, if your majesty know the man. His face is all

 

bubuncles, and whelks, and knobs, and flames o’ fire,

 

and his lips blows at his nose, and it is like a coal of

 

fire, sometimes plue and sometimes red; but his nose

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is executed, and his fire’s out.

 

KING     We would have all such offenders so cut off; and

 

we give express charge that in our marches through

 

the country there be nothing compelled from the

 

villages, nothing taken but paid for, none of the

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French upbraided or abused in disdainful language;

 

for when lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the

 

gentler gamester is the soonest winner.

 

Tucket. Enter MONTJOY.

 

MONTJOY     You know me by my habit.

 

KING     Well then, I know thee: what shall I know of thee?

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MONTJOY     My master’s mind.

 

KING     Unfold it.

 

MONTJOY     Thus says my king: ‘Say thou to Harry of

 

England, though we seemed dead, we did but sleep.

 

Advantage is a better soldier than rashness. Tell him

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we could have rebuked him at Harfleur, but that we

 

thought not good to bruise an injury till it were full

 

ripe. Now we speak upon our cue, and our voice is

 

imperial. England shall repent his folly, see his

 

weakness, and admire our sufferance. Bid him

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therefore consider of his ransom, which must

 

proportion the losses we have borne, the subjects we

 

have lost, the disgrace we have digested, which in

 

weight to reanswer, his pettiness would bow under.

 

For our losses, his exchequer is too poor; for

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th’effusion of our blood, the muster of his kingdom

 

too faint a number; and for our disgrace, his own

 

person kneeling at our feet but a weak and worthless

 

satisfaction. To this add defiance, and tell him, for

 

conclusion, he hath betrayed his followers, whose

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condemnation is pronounced.’ So far my king and

 

master, so much my office.

 

KING     What is thy name? I know thy quality.

 

MONTJOY     Montjoy.

 

KING     Thou dost thy office fairly. Turn thee back,

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And tell thy king I do not seek him now,

 

But could be willing to march on to Calais

 

Without impeachment; for, to say the sooth,

 

Though ’tis no wisdom to confess so much

 

Unto an enemy of craft and vantage,

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My people are with sickness much enfeebled,

 

My numbers lessened, and those few I have

 

Almost no better than so many French;

 

Who when they were in health, I tell thee, herald,

 

I thought upon one pair of English legs

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Did march three Frenchmen. Yet forgive me, God,

 

That I do brag thus! This your air of France

 

Hath blown that vice in me. I must repent.

 

Go therefore, tell thy master here I am.

 

My ransom is this frail and worthless trunk,

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My army but a weak and sickly guard.

 

Yet, God before, tell him we will come on,

 

Though France himself and such another neighbour

 

Stand in our way. [Gives a purse.]

 

There’s for thy labour, Montjoy.

 

Go, bid thy master well advise himself.

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If we may pass, we will; if we be hindered,

 

We shall your tawny ground with your red blood

 

Discolour. And so, Montjoy, fare you well.

 

The sum of all our answer is but this:

 

We would not seek a battle as we are,

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Nor as we are, we say, we will not shun it:

 

So tell your master.

 

MONTJOY     I shall deliver so. Thanks to your highness.

 

Exit.

 

GLOUCESTER     I hope they will not come upon us now.

 

KING     We are in God’s hand, brother, not in theirs. –

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March to the bridge. – It now draws toward night.

 

Beyond the river we’ll encamp ourselves,

 

And on tomorrow bid them march away.     Exeunt.