A few minutes later, we boarded the
plane.
I quickly found my seat next to the pretty
stranger. “I’m so honored to be sitting next
to you,” gushed my fan. “YOU ARE A
REAL GENIUS
. Your books have
changed my life!”
I was so flattered I didn’t even realize we
had taken off.
For the next few hours, I chatted with my
new friend. I was having so much fun I
forgot all about my fear of flying!
Unfortunately, my obnoxious cousin Trap
took that moment to remind me. He began
shouting at me through a megaphone.
YOURE A REAL
GENIUS!
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