The Roly-Poly Bird’s JOKEY-WOKEYS

They’ll make you squawk!

What is the strongest bird?

A crane!

Why does a flamingo lift one leg?

Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it’s too far to walk!

What is black, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin!

What do you call a seagull flying over land?

A land-gull!

What do doctors give sick birds?

Tweetment!

Did you hear the joke about the broken egg?

It’ll crack you up!

What’s more clever than a talking bird?

A spelling bee!

What birds can you find in Portugal?

Portu-geese!

What is black and white, and black and white, and black and white, and black and white, and black and white?

A penguin rolling down a hill!

Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?

They don’t have any pockets!

“Please don’t mention Bird Pie again,” said the Roly-Poly Bird. “It gives me the SHUDDERS.”

SON: Mom, can I have a canary for Christmas?

MOM: No, we’ll have turkey like we always do!

What do you call a sick bird of prey?

Ill-eagle!

What do birds watch on TV?

Duck-umentaries!

Where do tough chickens come from?

Hard-boiled eggs!

What do you call a bird in the winter?

Brrrrrrr-d!

What do ducks have with cheese?

Quackers!

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

Where would you find a turkey with no legs?

Precisely where you left him!

What’s the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick!