Did you hear about the exhausted kangaroo?
She was out of bounds!
What’s the difference between an American student and a UK student?
About 3,000 miles!
What did one flag say to the other?
Nothing, it just waved.
What happens when you throw a green stone in the Red Sea?
It gets wet!
What do Scotsmen eat?
Tart ’n’ pie!
What is the most slippery country in the world?
Greece!
Why is Russia a very fast-moving country?
Because the people are always Russian!
What travels around the world and stays in the corner?
A stamp!
How does the sea say hello?
It waves!
How do we know that the Earth won’t come to an end?
Because it’s round!
Why is Dublin getting bigger?
Because it’s always Dublin!
What sort of hat does a penguin wear?
An ice cap!
What pie can fly?
A magpie!
Did you hear about the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go anywhere!
Which country do pirates try to sail toward?
Arrrrrrgentina!
If Ireland sank into the sea, which county would stay afloat?
Cork!
What did the tourist say about his trip to Cardiff?
He had a Wales of a time!
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
Lost!
What do people complain about when they visit Cuba?
Nothing—they’re usually Havana great time!
What do you get when you cross a plane and a snake?
A Boeing constrictor!
James decided that he rather liked the CENTIPEDE. He was obviously a rascal, but what a change it was to hear somebody LAUGHING once in a while.
Where did the pencil go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
What do you get when you cross a pilot with a wizard?
A flying sorcerer!
What should you write before going on vacation to the Czech Republic?
A Czech-list!
