How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one, if it’s long enough!
What is as big as a giant but weighs nothing?
Its shadow!
Where do you find giant snails?
On the end of giants’ fingers!
What holds the sun up in the sky?
Sunbeams!
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah giant living here?
Why is there always a conversation going on in the garden?
Because Jack and the beans talk.
How do you greet a three-headed giant?
Politely!
The Giant let out a bellow of LAUGHTER. “Just because I is a giant, you think I is a MAN-GOBBLING cannybull!” he shouted.
What do you call a giant’s raincoat?
A tent!
What do you call a giant’s shoes?
Boats!
What did the giant say to the lion?
“Here, kitty kitty!”
What is even higher than a giant?
A giant’s hat!
What bugs bother giants?
Gi-ants!
What do giants call little girls?
Dinner!
What do giants call little boys?
Dessert!
What’s a giant’s favorite type of bean?
A human bean!
Who is the BFG’s biggest enemy?
It’s hard to say— they’re all giant!