FUNNY BUGS
Laughs with bite!
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
“How slime flies!”
What reads and lives underground?
A bookworm!
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out!
What is the strongest animal in the world?
A snail, because it carries its house on its back!
What did the dog say to the flea?
“Stop bugging me!”
What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell?
“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
How do fleas get around?
They itch-hike!
Why was the Centipede late for the football match?
It took ages to put on its cleats!
What do you call two spiders who just got married?
Newlywebs!
What bugs sing a lot?
Humbugs!
What do you call little bugs who live on the moon?
Lunar-ticks!
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk!
Where would you put an injured insect?
Into an ant-bulance!
“Stop PULLING the Earthworm’s leg,” the Ladybug said. This sent the Centipede into hysterics. “Pulling his leg!” he cried, wriggling with glee and pointing at the Earthworm. “Which leg am I PULLING? You tell me that!”
What’s the brightest insect?
A firefly!
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied 'er!
What kind of bug does a cowboy ride?
A horsefly!
What do you do with a bee who’s hurt his wing?
Take him to a wasp-ital!
What are caterpillars scared of?
Dog-erpillars!
Who won the fight between two silkworms?
It was a tie!
What’s the difference between an elephant and a flea?
An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can’t have elephants!
Why couldn’t the butterfly go to the dance?
Because it was a moth-ball!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailor!
How does a firefly race start?
Ready, set, glow!
What did one frog say to the other?
“Time’s fun when you’re having flies!”
Who is a bee’s favorite composer?
Bee-thoven!
