How are elephants and trees alike?
They both have trunks!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
What did the peanut say to the elephant?
Nothing, peanuts don’t talk!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
In his trunk!
Where does a ten-ton elephant sit?
Anywhere it wants to!
How do you stop an elephant from making a noise?
Switch it to silent!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
Unplug it from the wall socket!
What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it?
It let out a little wine!
Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?
To hide in a bag of candy!
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
He was tired of working for peanuts.
Then, with a crashing of branches, Trunky the Elephant came rushing out of the jungle.
“That’s not a bench you were going to sit on!” he bellowed. “It’s the Enormous Crocodile, and he wants to EAT you all up!”
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing another elephant?
Ten to one!
Why are elephants wrinkly?
Because they don’t fit on an ironing board!
What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?
Squash!
What is the biggest sort of ant?
An eleph-ant!
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
How do you know when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
There are footprints in the butter!
What do you do with a green elephant?
Wait until it ripens!
What is big and gray and protects you from the rain?
An umbr-elephant!
What should you give an elephant who’s going to be sick?
Plenty of space!
