Mr. Fox’s FARMYARD FUNNIES
Shhh! Don’t let Boggis, Bunce, and Bean hear you giggling!
Where do sheep go on holiday?
The Baaaa-hamas!
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A lawn moo-er!
What has four legs and goes “Oom, oom”?
A cow walking backward!
Why do cows go to the theater?
To see the moo-sicals!
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A porkchop!
“To Mr. Fox!” they all shouted, standing up and raising their GLASSES.
“To Mr. Fox! Long may he live!”
Why did the lamb cross the road?
To get to the baaaa-rber shop!
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A milkshake!
What do you call a pig that’s been arrested for dangerous driving?
A road hog!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!
What do you call a cow that twitches?
Beef jerky!
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn!
What did one cow say to the other?
“Mooooooove over!”
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
With a cow-culator!
What did the farmer call the cow that wouldn’t give him any milk?
An udder failure!
Why did the policeman give the sheep a parking ticket?
He was a baaaad driver.
Why did the policeman give the sheep another ticket?
He made an illegal ewe turn!
What has four wheels, gives milk, and eats grass?
A cow on a skateboard!
What is a cow’s favorite place?
The mooseum!
What does a calf become after it’s one year old?
Two years old.
What do you give a pig with a rash?
Oinkment!
COW: Moooove over!
SHEEP: Naaaa!
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moooovies!
Why did the pig go “moo”?
Because it was learning a second language!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a pig?
Jurassic pork!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
None—sheep can’t knit!
Where do horses live?
In the neigh-borhood!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog!
What is a
horse’s favorite sport?
Stable tennis!
