What do you call an exploding monkey?
A baboom!
What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
The banana split!
What did the angry monkey do?
He went bananas!
What do you call a massive gorilla?
Sir!
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster!
What is an ape’s favorite cookie?
Chocolate chimp!
Why did the monkey like the banana?
Because it had appeal!
Where should a monkey go when she loses her tail?
To a re-tailer!
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana!
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!
How do you make a gorilla stew?
Keep it waiting for two hours!
Where do chimps get their gossip from?
The ape-vine!
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What do you call a flying monkey?
A hot-air baboon!
What do you call a monkey selling potato chips?
A chip-munk!
What do monkeys do for a laugh?
Tell each other jokes about children!
Where do monkeys sleep at summer camp?
In their ape-ricots!
What do you call a baby ape?
A chimp off the old block!
What do apes use to fix their houses?
Monkey wrenches!
Why shouldn’t you get into a fight with an ape?
They use gorilla warfare!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During Ape-ril showers!
Why do apes tell such bad stories?
Because they have no tails!
What do chimps wear when they’re cooking?
Ape-rons!
Why are apes so noisy?
They were raised in a zoo!
Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
He wanted to catch his breath!
Why did the giant ape climb up the skyscraper?
The elevator was broken!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
What do you call a gorilla in a tree?
Branch manager!
