How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose!
How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A phew!
Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
Because its feet reek!
Why do skunks like old movies?
Because they are black and white.
What I am trying to tell you is that Mr. Twit was a foul and SMELLY old man.
My dog has no nose. How does he smell?
Awful!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the toilet?
Because it has a silent “p”!
What did one eye say to the other?
“Between you and me, something smells.”
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three skunks fighting over a pickle!
What did one snowman say to the other?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What sorts of books do skunks like to read?
Best-smellers!
Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it’s the scent-er.
What always smells best at the dinner table?
Your nose!
What did one toilet say to the other?
“You look flushed!”
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks—they go around with bear feet!
Did you hear the joke about the gym sock?
You wouldn’t want to—it absolutely stinks!
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do fighter pilots get?
Missile-toe!
What does a pirate call the pattern on his smelly socks?
Arrrrrrrr-gyle!
Why did the pig take a bath?
The farmer said “hogwash”!
Why shouldn’t you tease eggs about their smell?
They can’t take a yolk!
What do you call a helicopter with a skunk for a pilot?
A smelly-copter!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
What’s the difference between cabbage and boogers?
Kids don’t eat cabbage!
What did the dog say after his third bath?
“Why do I still smell like a wet dog?”
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A bad smell that keeps coming back!
Why did the man hate hearing jokes about his feet?
They were too corny!
What do you call a dinosaur with smelly feet?
Ex-stinked!
What did the smelly judge say?
“Odor in court!”
