How did the witch look after she was run over by a car?
Tire-d!
What is green on the outside and evil and ugly on the inside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!
What is evil, ugly and goes round and round?
A witch in a revolving door!
What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to tell which witch is which!
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveler?
Broom sick!
Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
She wanted a clean sweep!
Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings!
Why did the witch give up fortune telling?
There was no future in it!
What has six legs and flies?
A witch giving her cat a ride!
What has handles and flies?
A witch in a trash can!
What is evil, ugly, and bounces?
A witch on a trampoline!
What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?
With any luck you’ll soon be well enough to get up for a spell!
How do witches lose weight?
They join Weight Witches!
What do witches race on?
Vroom-sticks!
Have you heard about the good weather witch?
She’s forecasting sunny spells!
How is the witch’s football team doing?
They’re going through a successful spell!
What makes more noise than an angry witch?
Two angry witches!
What happened to the witch with an upside-down nose?
Every time she sneezed, her hat blew off!
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?
The producer said that she had the perfect face for radio!
Why did the witch join the soccer team?
Because she heard they were looking for a new sweeper!
Who turns the lights off at Halloween?
The lights witch!
What do you call a witch with one leg?
Eileen!
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?
Don’t bite any witches!
A real WITCH gets the same pleasure from SQUELCHING a child as you get from eating a plateful of strawberries and thick cream.
What do witches sing at Christmas?
“Deck the Halls with Poison Ivy!”
What is old, ugly, and bright blue?
A witch holding her breath!
What happens to naughty witches at school?
They get ex-spelled!
What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is afraid of the water?
A chicken sand-witch!
Why do witches like cooking with toads’ legs?
A child’s legs wouldn’t fit in the cauldron!
What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A cold spell!
What do you call a nice, friendly witch?
A failure!
What goes cackle, cackle, cackle . . . BOOM?
A witch in a minefield!
What is a witch with allergies called?
An itchy witchy!
What’s the best way of talking to a witch?
Over the phone!
Why didn’t the witch sing at the concert?
She had a frog in her throat!
What do you call it when a witch’s cat falls off her broomstick?
A cat-astrophe!
What has six legs and flies?
Three witches on one broomstick!