Wonka WISECRACKS
Sweeten up even the most boring adults!
What do Oompa-Loompas use to clean their teeth?
Candy floss!
Did you hear the joke about the chocolate sauce?
I’m not telling you. You might spread it!
What’s the best thing to put into a chocolate bar?
Your teeth!
What is better than seeing a chocolate river?
Drinking a chocolate river!
What did the bubblegum say to the shoe?
“I’m stuck on you!”
Why was the cookie sad?
She was feeling crumby!
What do Oompa-Loompas make sandwiches with?
Shortbread!
What kind of bear has no teeth?
A gummy bear!
“My dear boy,” said Grandpa Joe, raising himself up a little HIGHER on his pillow, “Mr. Willy Wonka is the most amazing, the most fantastic, the most extraordinary chocolate maker the world has ever seen! I thought everybody knew that!”
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?
A chocolate baaaa!
What sort of keys do kids like to carry around with them?
Coo-keys!
Why did the ice cream truck get stuck?
Because of the rocky road!
Why did the jelly doughnut go to the dentist?
Because it lost its filling!
What happened to the chocolate factory?
It melted!
What kind of sweet is never on time?
Choco-late!
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
Sundae school!
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a fright!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Banana!
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!
What cake is so hard it breaks your teeth?
Marble pound cake!
How do you make an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill!
What did the doughnut wear to bed?
Jammies!
Why do you put candles on the top of a birthday cake?
It would be too difficult to put them on the bottom!
What did the newspaper say to the ice cream?
“What’s the scoop?”
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
How do astronauts eat their ice cream?
In floats!
Why did the giant put clouds in his pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy!
