What do you call a goat with a beard?
Goatee!
Who shaves ten times a day and still has a beard?
The barber!
What did the man say to his barber?
“I moustache you a question, but I’ll shave it
for later.”
What happens when bearded men sunbathe?
They get sideburns!
Mr. Twit felt that his hairiness made him look terrifically wise and grand. But in truth he was neither of these things. Mr. Twit was a twit. He was born a twit. And now at the age of sixty, he was a BIGGER twit than ever.
What did the man say about his enormous beard?
“It just grew on me!”
How do barbers make phone calls?
They cut them short!
Why did Mr. Twit put a rabbit on his head?
He wanted a full head of hare!
Why are people always asking Mr. Twit to turn round?
They can’t tell which side of him is which!
What do you call a pen with no hair?
A bald point pen!
Who never gets their hair wet in the shower?
A bald man!
Why did the bald man go outside?
To get some fresh hair!
Why doesn’t Mr. Twit want to shave his beard?
He’s attached to it!
What kind of beard does the sea have?
Wavy!
What’s the difference between Mr. Twit’s beard and a fridge?
The food in a fridge is fresh!
Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!