Monty’s was no shadowy cave. It was bright, sunny, and noisy. Terrazzo floor, orange tables, a din of laughter and talk, shouts of greeting, clink of ice. Hey, Jeannie. Hi, Jeannie, as we found our way to a table for two against the far wall. I could see that this was the place for a quick one after the business places in the shopping center closed. There was a savings and loan, insurance offices, a beauty parlor, specialty shops all nearby.
The waitress came over and said, “The usual, Jeannie? Okay. And what’s for you, friend?” Jeannie’s turned out to be vodka tonic, and friend ordered a beer.
In those noisy and familiar surroundings Jeannie relaxed and talked freely. She and her friend Betsy had come down to Florida from Columbus, Ohio, in mid-January to arrange a couple of divorces. Their marriages had both gone sour. She had worked for an advertising agency, doing copy and layout, but couldn’t find anything in her line in the Lauderdale area. Betsy Booker had been a dental hygienist in Columbus but hated it because no matter what kind of shoes she bought, her feet hurt all the time. Betsy’s husband was a city fireman, and Jeannie’s husband was an accountant.
She seemed miffed at her friend Betsy. There was tension there, and it had something to do with Harry Broll. I tried to pry, but she sidestepped me, asked me what I did. I told her I was in marine salvage, and she said she knew it had to be some kind of outdoor work.
Finally I took a calculated risk and said, “If my friend likes the apartment, then I’ll see what I can do with Harry Broll. Hope you don’t mind hearing somebody badmouth him. Harry is such a pompous, obnoxious, self-important jackass, it will be a pleasure to see how far down he’ll come on the price.”
“You said you were friends, McGee!”
“I said I knew him. Do I look like a man who needs friends like that?”
“Do I look like a girl who’d work for a man like that?”
We shook hands across the table, agreeing we both had better taste. Then she told me that Betsy Booker’s taste was more questionable. Betsy had been having an affair with Harry Broll for two months.
“Betsy and I were in a two bedroom on the fourth on the highway side, but she has gradually been moving her stuff up onto six into his one bedroom, apartment 61. I guess it hurt her sore feet, all that undressing and dressing and undressing and walking practically the length of the building.”
“I guess I sound bitter. It’s more like hating to see her be so damned dumb. She’s a real pretty blonde with a cute figure, and she just isn’t used to being without a guy, I guess. It isn’t a big sex thing going on. Betsy just has to have somebody beside her in the night, somebody she can hear breathing. She makes up these weird stories about how it’s all going to work out. She says he’s going to make a great big wad of money on some kind of land promotion stock and because Mrs. Broll deserted her husband, he’s going to be able to get a divorce and marry Betsy.”
“Couldn’t it happen like that?”
“With him? Never!” she said and explained how she hadn’t liked Harry’s looks and had checked him out. Her best source had been the housekeeper at the apartment building. Last November when the place had been finished, Harry Broll had taken over apartment 61. He had an unlisted phone installed. He did not get any mail there.
“It’s obvious what he was setting up,” Jeannie said. “The world is full of Harry Broll–type husbands. The housekeeper said some Canadian broad moved into the apartment a week later. Harry would take long lunch hours. But he must have slipped up somehow, because Mrs. Broll arrived one day about Christmas time and went busting in when Harry was leaving, and there was a lot of screaming going on. His wife left him, even though Harry had gotten rid of his girlfriend. Then Harry moved out of his house and into the apartment. Betsy saw his house once. He took her there and showed it to her. She said it’s big and beautiful. She won’t ever get to live there. He’ll dump her when he gets tired of her.”
She said two drinks would be plenty. I paid the check and took her out and introduced her to Miss Agnes. Jeannie was so delighted with my ancient Rolls that I had to drive her up to Pompano Beach and back. I let her out across from the Casa de Playa. I wondered if I should caution her about mentioning my name to Betsy, who might in turn mention it to Harry Broll, and turn him more paranoid than ever. But it seemed to be too long a chance to worry about and too little damage from it even if it did happen.
She gave me an oblique, quick, half-shy look that said something about wondering if she would ever see me again. I discovered that I would like to see her again. We said cheerful and conspiratorial good-bys. She walked around the front of Miss Agnes, waited for a gap in traffic, and hastened across the highway. Her legs were not quite too thin, I decided. The brown-red hair had a lively bounce. From the far curb she turned and waved, her smile long-range but very visible.
It was dark when I parked Miss Agnes. I walked to F Dock and on out to Slip 18 and made a ritualistic check of the mooring lines and spring lines, then checked to see how the Muñequita was riding, tucked in against the flank of the Busted Flush, fenders in proper placement to prevent thumps and gouges.
“Don’t pretend you can’t hear my foot tapping, you rude, tardy son of a bitch,” Jilly said with acid sweetness. She was at the sundeck rail, outlined against the misty stars with a pallor of dock lights against her face.
I went aboard, climbed up, and reached for her but she ducked away. “What did I forget, woman?”
“The Townsends. I told you I accepted for both of us. Don’t you remember at all?”
“What did we accept?”
“Drinks aboard the Wastrel and dinner ashore. They’re over at Pier 66. Old friends, dear. She was the heavy little woman with the good diamonds.”
“Oh.”
“You’re drawing a blank, aren’t you?”
“I seem to be.”
“Hurry and change and we can join them at dinner. And, dear, not quite as informal as you were at my little party, please?”
“Is she the woman who kept talking about her servant problem? No matter what anybody else was talking about?”
“Yes. That’s Natalie. And Charles is hard of hearing, and he’s too vain to admit it or buy one of those little electronic things. Please hurry, Travis.” She eeled into my arms, pressed herself close to me. She smelled very good, and she felt springy and useful. “The sooner we go, dearest, the sooner we can leave their party and come back and have our own little party.”
I gave her a good solid whack on the behind and said, “You go ahead and make excuses.”
“Ouch! That was too rough, really. You’ll be along soon?”
“Jilly honey, I don’t know those people. I can’t talk to them, and they can’t talk to me. I could use up my life with people like that and never know where it went.”
“They’re my friends! I won’t permit you to be rude to my friends. You accepted, you know.”
“You accepted.”
“But I expect you had to have some consideration for—”
“Don’t expect anything from me, Jillian. Sorry I forgot. Sorry you had to hang around waiting for me. Now go to your party and have a good time.”
“Do you mean it?”
“Why shouldn’t I want you to have a good time?”
“I have had it with you, you bahstid!”
“Sorry, Jilly. I just don’t go to parties unless I like the people.”
She went clicking down the outside ladderway and clacked her way aft and off the Flush and down the dock and away into the night. I went below, turned on a few lights, built a drink, ran a thumb down the stack of tapes, picked Eydie, and chunked her into the tape player and fixed the volume.
Eydie has comforted me many times in periods of stress. She has the effortlessness of total professionalism. She is just so damned good that people have not been able to believe she is as good as she is. She’s been handed a lot of dull material, some of it so bad that even her best hasn’t been able to bring it to life. She’s been mishandled, booked into the right places at the wrong time, the wrong places at the right time. But she can do every style and do it a little better than the people who can’t do any other. Maybe a generation from now those old discs and tapes of Eydie will be the collectors’ joy, because she does it all true, does it all with pride, does it all with heart.
So I settled back and listened to her open her throat and let go, backed by the Trio Los Panchos, Mexican love songs in flawless Mexican Spanish. She eased the little itch of remembering just how good my Irish lady had smelled, tasted, and felt.
A lot of the good ones get away. They want to impose structure upon my unstructured habits. It doesn’t work. If I wanted structure, I’d live in a house with a Florida room, have 2.7 kids, a dog, a cat, a smiling wife, two cars, a viable retirement and profit-sharing plan, a seven handicap, and shortness of breath.
God only knows how many obligations there would have been once we were living in the British Virgins. Sing to me, Eydie. I just lost a pretty lady.
Through the music I heard the bong of my warning bell. I put on the aft floods and trapped Meyer in the white glare, blinking. I turned them off and let him in. I could not use Eydie for background music, so I ejected the tape and put a nothing tape on and dropped the sound down to the threshold of audibility.
Meyer said, “I was here an hour ago, and there was a beautiful, angry lady here, all dressed up, with someplace to go but nobody to go with.”
“Fix yourself a knock. She decided to go alone.”
“I bet.”
“I am a crude, selfish bastard, and she is through with me.”
He came back with a drink. He sat and said, “They tell me that a ring in the nose bothers you for the first week or so and then you never notice it again.”
“Until somebody yanks on the rope.”
“Oh, she wouldn’t do that without good cause.”
“Who the hell’s side are you on?”
“She’ll be back.”
“Don’t put any money on it.”
“Speaking of money …”
“Harry Broll?”
“Yes, indeed. I had a long, tiring day. I talked to twenty people. I lied a lot. This is what I put together. It is all a fabric of assumption and supposition. Harry Broll is a small- to medium-sized cog in the machine called SeaGate, Inc. It is Canadian money, mostly from a Quebec financier named Dennis Waterbury, and New York money from a syndicate there which has been involved in other land deals. They needed Broll because of his knowledge of the local scene, the local contacts, legal shortcuts, and so on. It is a privately held corporation. They are going public. The offering price has not been set yet, but it will be about twenty-six or twenty-seven dollars a share. Most of the shares will be offered by the corporation, but about a third of the public offering will be by the present shareholders. Harry will be marketing a hundred thousand shares.”
Cause for a long, low whistle. Old Harry with two and a half mil before taxes was a boggling picture for the mind to behold.
“How soon does he get rich?”
“Their fiscal year ends the last day of this month. The national accounting firm doing the audit is Jensen, Baker and Company. They will apparently get a guaranteed underwriting through Fairmont, Noyes. I hear that it is a pretty clean deal and that SEC approval should be pretty much cut and dried after they get the complete audit report, the draft of the red herring.”
I stared at him. “Red herring?”
“Do you know what a prospectus is?”
“That thing that tells you more than you care to know about a new issue of stocks or bonds?”
“Yes. The red herring is the prospectus without the per share price of the stock on it or the date of issue. And it is a complete disclosure of everything to do with the company, background of executives and directors, how they got their stock, what stock options they may hold, what financial hanky panky, if any, they’ve ever been involved in. Very interesting reading sometimes.”
“Nice to see an old acquaintance get rich enough to afford a hell of a lot of alimony.”
“When a company is in registration, they get very secretive, Travis. Loose lips can sink financial ships.”
“What would he want Mary to sign? He said it was to protect his interest in SeaGate.”
“I wouldn’t have any idea.”
“Can you find out?”
“I can try to find out. I suppose the place to go would be West Palm. That’s where the administrative offices of SeaGate are. That’s where they are doing the audit, starting early so that they can close the books as of April thirtieth. It would be futile to try to pry anything out of the Jensen, Baker people. But maybe somebody in the SeaGate organization might talk. What did you do today?”
I told him. It was complicated and a lot of it was wasted time and effort, so I kept to the things that had worked.
Then I got to my big question. I had been bouncing it off the back of my mind for an hour, and it was going to be a pleasure to share the trauma with someone else.
“Here is this distrait husband, Meyer. He says he doesn’t chase women. The Canadian girl was an exception, a big mistake. He wants me to tell Mary he wants her back. They’ll go on a nice trip together. He is so rattled and upset he takes out his little gun and tries to kill me. Suppose he had. His two and a half mil would do him no good at all. And Mary could do him no good by coming back. Okay. He stashed his Canadian tail in apartment 61 at his Casa de Playa, and it was right there that Mary caught him. Harry got rid of the girlfriend. Mary gloomed around for a time, and then she left him. He wants her back. He’s sending messages through me, he thinks, to get her to come back to him. Let’s say she decides to go back. She goes to their house and finds it closed up. She knows he has the apartment. So she’d go there next, and she’d find him all cozied up there with a blonde named Betsy Booker. Draw me some inferences, please.”
“Hmmm. We’ll assume that the Booker woman is living in Broll’s apartment with him, and the signs of her presence are too numerous to eliminate with short warning. Thus, when Broll came to see you, he either was very sure that Mary would not come back to him or that Mary could not come back to him. Or, possibly, if Mary could come back to him and decided to come back to him, he would have an early warning system to give him ample time to get the Booker woman out of the apartment and maybe even move back to Blue Heron Lane. This would imply that he knows where she is and has some pipeline to her. In either case, there would be considerable insincerity in his visit to you. Yet a man playing games does not pause in the middle of the game to murder someone out of jealousy. So we come to a final postulate which is not particularly satisfying. We assume that he is and was sincere but is too comfortable with his current living arrangement to want to think it through and see how easily it could spoil his second chance with Mary.”
“He’s not that dumb. Dumb, but not that dumb.”
“Logic has to take into account all alternatives.”
“Would you consider eating Hungarian tonight?” I asked him.
“Considered and approved.”
“Poker dollar for the tab?”
“Food and drink, all on one.”