CHAPTER 6

TWO REASONS WHY I FOLLOWED THE FUN INTO MR. ROCK’S CLASS

1. Principal Love’s right knee.*

2. Principal Love’s left knee.*

• Hank’s Note to Reader: I don’t mean to be disrespectful to anybody’s knees, BUT I do have to say that Principal Love’s knees were definitely unacceptable to my eyes. That is because of:

a. wobbly skin where there should have been kneecap

b. a large amount of hair covering the wobbly skin

c. a mysterious pinkish rash on the left one

d. all of the above

 
The correct answer is D.