1. Nick McKelty got kicked out of Tae Kwon Do class for cheating and got two weeks of after-school detention.
2. Nick McKelty had to personally apologize to Chelsea Byrd.
3. Chelsea Byrd got an A on her Reading Gym presentation.
4. Hank Zipzer got an A-plus on his Reading Gym presentation (the first ever in his whole entire life).
5. Stanley Zipzer went to the bookstore and bought a book on how to raise kids with learning challenges.
6. Zoe McKelty asked Hank Zipzer to go get a root beer.
7. Hank Zipzer sang Zoe McKelty his own special super-duper version of “The Wheels on the Bus,” and she laughed for five minutes straight.
8. Frankie Townsend was made junior sensei of the Tae Kwon Do class and was asked to demonstrate the moves that Principal Love’s sore rump prevented him from doing.
9. Ashley Wong presented Principal Love with a scarf where all the snowmen had blue rhinestone eyes, and he made her the official rhinestoner of PS 87.
10. Nick McKelty lost his Ding Dong privileges indefinitely.
11. Zoe McKelty gave Hank Zipzer an envelope that said, “Do Not Open Until Valentine’s Day.”