What I love about love is its diagnosis
What I hate about love is its prognosis
What I hate about love is its me me me
What I love about love is its Eat-me/Drink-me
What I love about love is its petting zoo
What I love about love is its zookeeper – you
What I love about love is its truth serum
What I hate about love is its shrinking potion
What I love about love is its doubloons
What I love about love is its bird-bones
What I hate about love is its boil-wash
What I love about love is its spin-cycle
What I loathe about love is its burnt toast and bonemeal
What I hate about love is its bent cigarette
What I love about love is its pirate
What I hate about love is its sick parrot