Royal Academy Rules

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BY FAIRY GODMOTHER OLIVINA, FOUNDER AND HEADMISTRESS OF ROYAL ACADEMY

An All-Important Guide to RA Superlatives

On Sunday evenings, before the start of each new school week, the Royal Academy Roster scroll will arrive under your dorm room doors. The anticipation is always palpable! The results are sometimes unpredictable! Superlatives are won by popular student vote. While there is a standard list, students are also allowed to create new titles to write in, making this a popular activity! The Roster has become a fun tradition at Royal Academy that helps princes and princesses put their best sword or glass slipper forward.

These superlatives are not fluff! Nor are they meant to discourage you! Public perception is a crucial tool for any ruler. Loving subjects are loyal subjects! The Royal Academy staff will be watching the weekly results closely. While these superlatives are not grades, per se, they are a guide to tell us how well you’re doing—or not doing—among your peers. We encourage you to read the superlatives and let them inspire you to improve your status each week. Prove to us whether you are better suited to lead an army or clean the palace dishes.

So what will you win your first week here?

Most Likely to Forget It’s Midnight, or Princess Most Likely to Snag a Prince by the End of Year One? The results, dear students, are up to you!

Love, Olivina