The Wives

Contents

1. Again with the Nazi Getup?

2. Living the Dream

3. Like a Common Criminal

4. Some of My Best Friends Are Jewish

5. Just Give Up. I Have.

6. Just a Cottage in the Country

7. Vodka and Tampax: A Match Made in Greenwich

8. Happy to Sip and Not to See

9. My Romantic Relationship

10. The Suburbs Make You Fat

11. Mom’s Night Out

12. No Good Deed

13. Celebrities Are Fickle and Oftentimes Stupid

14. Viewing of the New German Au Pair

15. Exactly Like Rehab, Only Different

16. Just a Friend and a Blue Glitter Condom

17. Pinterest’s Mom of the Year

19. America Wants to Forgive You

20. Make It Stop

21. Munching Xanax Like Gumballs

22. Not the Only One Who Can Google

23. Home to the Custom-Fit Vagina

24. The Tides Are Turning and the Tears Are Terrific

25. The Cocaine of the Kindergarten Set

26. The Thousand-Dollar Throw

27. The Dalai Lama of Blackmail

28. One Little Ambien

29. Willing to Do Whatever It Takes

30. The Girl Has Balls

31. Goodbye Wheatgrass, Hello Sarcasm

Acknowledgements

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