the worst thing about being a dalek

is how remote you feel from tender flesh

& how every sexual position

makes you feel more like a fucking bollard

it’s all so weird & inconceivable

that the person strolling past the butcher’s

with a bag clogged with Asda ready meals

is set for a night of supple passion

while you stand wheel-clamped by your tinny self

& she’s out dancing through the neighbourhood

taking Zumba styling through the city

that never sleeps & never really wakes

I followed the stars & one-way systems

all the way to Ebbsfleet International