Contents

1. For Sale

2. Where’s Beaver?

3. The Golden Years

4. Free Golf!

5. How Bananas Got Their Curve

6. The Chaz Incident

7. Mr. Midnight

8. Government, Inc.

9. Necropolis

10. Foreign Policy

11. Cluck Old Hen

12. Chasing the Elephant

13. An Idiot’s Farewell

14. Cat’s in the Cradle

Epilogue