THE SPRING that I was thirteen years old a poet we knew died and we had to have the funeral. It was the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to me in my life. In the first place he killed himself and the police couldn’t even get his briefcase open to find the suicide note, and in the second place it almost broke up my parents’ marriage. Not that my mother minded my father offering to have the funeral. Somebody had to do it, I guess, and our house is always full of people anyway. She just goes back to her room and reads magazines until they go away. My dad is head of the English Department and there are always poets around telling Dad their problems. I’m used to them and so is she. But this was different. All those police cars pulling up in front of the house and my little sister running around in her pajamas in the front yard and everybody over there smoking cigarettes like it was going out of style. This was several years ago when a lot of people still smoked inside the house.
How would you feel if you had just gotten the first boyfriend you ever had and every time his parents drove by your house there were cars parked all over the yard and police cars in the driveway? I was mortified. His name is Giorgio and his mother is from Peru and his father is Jewish and they don’t have things like that at their house. They are very religious. Giorgio goes to the Catholic church with his mom and goes to the temple with his dad. They teach in the Foreign Language Department and they don’t always have to have crazy people around like you do if your father is head of the English Department.
Giorgio speaks about fifteen languages and he is so good-looking you wouldn’t believe it. He’s pretty short but I’m glad he is. I couldn’t stand it if he was playing football and I had to get out there and cheer for him getting his nose broken or his teeth cracked. I’m on the Pep Squad. I didn’t want to go out but my mother made me. She’s always trying to make me have a normal life. Only how can I? With all my dad’s crazy friends coming over all the time and my crazy little sister running around naked and failing the first grade. I think they got her mixed up in the nursery. I don’t believe she’s kin to me.
Anyway, this poet that used to come over all the time and talk to Dad shot himself because his girlfriend had talked his wife into divorcing him and the next thing I knew there were about a hundred cars parked all over the yard on the day after Giorgio finally told me he liked me. My cousin bet him ten dollars he wouldn’t tell me, and he called me up that night and told me. I don’t think he got the ten dollars but he didn’t care. He was so glad to have me for a girlfriend. He’s in Gifted and Talented and so am I. I’ve been liking him for ages but I didn’t know it until he called me up. That was about six o’clock one afternoon. That night the poet shot himself and the people started showing up.
“Aurora,” my dad says, when he called me into his office to tell me what was going on. “Mr. Alter has killed himself and the widow is going to stay here until we can figure out a way to bury him.”
“Why’d he do that?” I asked.
“We don’t know. We’ll need your room if Mr. Seats comes in from Saint Louis. You remember Mr. Seats? He used to teach here.”
“He can’t have my room. I’m making a project for Swim Team. It’s the decorations for the banquet next week.” I backed off toward the door. If you get into my dad’s office he can talk you into things. It’s like there’s not enough oxygen in there when he really gets something on his mind. “Take Annie’s room. It’s filthy anyway. She’s such a pig.”
“Aurora.”
“Yes, sir.”
“A man has killed himself. We have a civilized duty to mourn when someone dies. If Mr. Seats comes we will need your room.”
“I didn’t kill him. Why should I give up my room?”
“Aurora, I am deeply disappointed in you. It makes me very sad to hear you talk that way. Mr. Alter was a guest in this house. He was a friend of mine and your mother’s. We are going to pay him the respect that’s due.”
“If someone kills themself they don’t get my respect.”
“Alice Armene! Come in here!” So he starts screaming for my mother. He always blames her when he gets mad at me. As if she can stop it. Sometimes I think I’m the one who was switched in the hospital. Here’s what they do that drives me crazy. They preach all the time about reason. Dharma, my dad calls it. He is so big on dharma. Then the first time something happens they start acting like these big Christians or something and having all these rituals.
By ten o’clock the next morning the house was full. Mr. Seats caught the first plane he could get and came on down and put his suitcase in my room. I will say this, he didn’t touch anything. He just put his suitcase down and went into the living room and started watching television with Mother. He used to be a poet but he had just got this job sending in dialogue for Days of Our Lives so he had to watch all the soap operas all day even while he was mourning. He was the best friend of Mr. Alter and had just seen him a few weeks ago. Also, he was suffering a broken heart because the person he loved in Saint Louis wouldn’t get a divorce and marry him. He was telling Mother all about it the first day he was there and she’s sitting on the sofa with him patting him on the hand. That’s what almost broke up my parents’ marriage, not to mention almost got the television taken out of our house for good.
So here they are, all sitting around the house drinking beer and iced tea and eating all the food everyone kept bringing over and waiting for the police to finish their investigation so they could bury the body. Giorgio’s mother said she thought they should stop making a big deal out of someone young and in good health who would kill themself. “It ees an unholy act,” she kept saying in this beautiful accent she has. They only live three blocks from us so I started staying over there all the time. I couldn’t stand it at my house with all those people coming in and out the doors and Momma sitting in the living room with Mr. Seats holding his hand.
My dad is insanely jealous of my mother. He won’t let anyone near her. He fell in love with her at first sight. She was second runner-up for Miss Tennessee and he met her when his roommate at the University of Kentucky had him up to visit one Thanksgiving vacation. She was good friends with his roommate’s sister and she came walking into a room and he was instantly in love with her. Then he swept her off her feet and married her and brought her to Fayetteville, Arkansas, to live. As soon as they got here they had me on a freezing cold January night. I’m an Aquarius, born in my own time, only my parents don’t like for me to talk about astrology. They say it’s lower-middle-class superstition and not worthy of me. They are afraid I’ll get into a coven or something when I grow up if I start believing in astrology.
They had Annie seven years later, although they didn’t mean to. My mom is a sculptor although she hasn’t had time to do it since Annie was born. Annie wouldn’t even go to kindergarten half the time. Then she failed the first grade. All she wants to do is ride her stupid bike or run around with hardly any clothes on or just hang on Dad like some kind of monkey. She adores him.
So what does she do while this funeral is going on but run around in these little pink nylon pajamas that are about ten years old and too short for her and go from person to person being cute and getting people to talk about her to Dad. She’s a slut if I ever saw one. She’ll do anything for attention. That’s why she failed the first grade. Just to get attention.
“It makes me sick,” I told Giorgio. We were sitting on the front wall looking at the house. You’ve never seen so many people going in and out of a house in your life. Mom’s going to have to throw the carpets away. There won’t be any way to clean them. “He thinks it is his job,” Giorgio says. He’s sitting right next to me and I can smell the Peruvian perfume his mother puts on everything he wears. Just to think I waited all these years to have a boyfriend and the minute I get one they start having this six-day funeral at my house.
“A wake,” my dad told me. “This is the wake.”
“When are they going to bury him?” I ask. I don’t say another word about Mr. Seats living in my room. He has barely opened his suitcase the whole time he’s been here. He thinks Mr. Alter has been appearing to him. Like a ghost. But does my father start screaming and say don’t start getting into that lower-middle-class superstition? No, of course not. He just gets this really serious look on his face and lets Mr. Seats talk all he wants about seeing Mr. Alter’s ghost behind the rocking chair in the living room and also in the front yard near the maple tree. I bet Mr. Seats told that story about fifty times in one day. Every time I would walk through the room, trying to get something to eat or take a bath or finish my decorations for the Swimming Team banquet, there he would be, telling about the ghost behind the rocking chair.
“Are you coming to my banquet?” I asked my mother finally. She and Mr. Seats were in the living room watching The Young and the Restless. Mr. Snider was with them. He’s my father’s student assistant. Dad told him not to let them watch the television alone. I heard Mr. Snider laughing and telling that to the widow like he was trying to cheer her up. Anyway, I believed it because every time they were in there with the TV on, Mr. Snider was there too.
“They should not have eenvolved you in thees death,” Giorgio’s mother said to me. “Thees murder.”
“I can’t even take a bath,” I told her. “It’s a good thing I’m on the Swim Team. I might get impetigo or something. I was late to practice yesterday because my mother couldn’t back out of the driveway. They had this man there from the radio station. They’ve been playing a special program of all the dead guy’s favorite music on the student radio station. He was there getting everyone to tell him what to play.”
“Thees ees so morbid, you poor baby girl.” Giorgio’s mother asked me to eat dinner with them that night so I called and they said I could and Giorgio and I went into his room and listened to music and played Scrabble. Just the two of us. No one bothered us or came in. Well, he’s an only child, and his father is a workaholic so there wasn’t anyone there but us and his mother and I could tell she wanted us to be in love. She was real excited because I’m in Gifted and Talented too.
“I want Giorgio to have friends who share hees interests so he won’t get involved with thees football people.” You should hear her say involved. She gives it about fourteen syllables. She grew up speaking French and Spanish and English and I could just live over there listening to her talk.
I guess you think we were in there kissing and making out but you are wrong. I would never take advantage of that woman. I wouldn’t violate Mrs. Levine’s trust for fifteen-carat diamonds in my ears. I wouldn’t hurt that woman for all the money in the world. I love her with all my heart. Even if Giorgio did quit liking me I would never do one thing to make Mrs. Levine unhappy. If it hadn’t been for her I would never have made it through that week.
Finally, on the Friday after he killed himself on Saturday, the police released the body and they all went up to the cemetery and buried him. He didn’t have any parents. He was an orphan from the word go, which is what made it so tragic. The only one who had ever loved him was his wife and he betrayed her with another woman and then he couldn’t face the consequences of what he had done.
“Thees happens every day in my country,” Mrs. Levine told me. “We do not theenk these things are tragedies. Tragedy ees for the poor widow or the child who loses his mother or when there ees a war. Thees young man will have eternity to regret hees act. It would be better if the living walked off and forget hees selfish life.”
“Can Aurora spend the night tonight?” Giorgio asked. “She can sleep in the guest room. She hasn’t had any sleep in days, Momma. She has to sleep with her little sister.”
“I’m an insomniac anyway,” I added. “But that’s okay. I can take it another night.”
“Of course not. Of course you can stay here with us. I will call your mother and see if thees ees all right with her, then?”
So listen, my parents are so wrapped up in this funeral they said yes. They let me spend the night at a boy’s house. I couldn’t believe it. I was afraid to go home and get my pajamas and toothbrush. I was afraid my mom would change her mind if she saw me. Sometimes she can read my mind like a Gypsy.
I sneaked in the side door and grabbed some clothes and stuffed them in a bag and almost made it back out into the yard when Dad caught me. “Where are you going?” he says. By now they have buried Mr. Alter and are back at our house sitting around discussing the funeral. I’m in the back hall about four feet from the kitchen and Dad’s blocking the way to the door.
“I’m going to church with the Levines,” I said.
“You’re doing what?” My father has spent his life listening to students. There is no fooling him. I raised my head and looked him in the eye. “I think they’re going to the synagogue,” I said. “Or maybe to St. Joseph’s. I’m freaking out from this funeral, Dad. The Levines asked me to stay with them. Mom said I could.”
“Mr. Harris?” It was this graduate student named Bellefontaine who’s a big favorite of my dad’s. He had a faded red corduroy shirt in his hand. “This was one of Francis’s shirts. We thought you might like it for a souvenir. We cleaned out his closets like you said. We brought this to you. I don’t know. Maybe you don’t want it.” He stood blocking the door to the kitchen with the dead poet’s shirt in his hand. My dad reached out and took it. I went under their arms and made my escape. “I have to go,” I said. “They’re waiting for me in the car.” I was out of the door. I had just told two lies in a row to a man who never forgets anything and is never fooled. I lit out across the patio and took the short cut to the Levines’ house across the backyards of my piano teacher and some people from Indiana that no one ever sees.
Giorgio and his mother were waiting for me. They were making paella for dinner. Mr. Levine was going to be late. We weren’t going to have to wait for him.
Everything went along just fine until Mr. Levine came home and he and Mrs. Levine went to bed, leaving Giorgio and me alone. “You want to go for a walk?” he asked. “They won’t mind. They don’t care what I do.”
“It’s ten-thirty at night. Sure. I’d love it. We can walk up to the store.” I was about five feet away from him. He smelled like that perfume. He reached out and took my hand and we just walked on out the door. “We can go to the park,” he said. “Sometimes I go there at night. It’s not too far.”
“I can walk a hundred miles. Who cares how far it is.” So we started off down Washington Avenue. It was in between semesters at the college and the town was quiet. We walked down to Highway 71 and crossed at the IGA. There wasn’t anyone around but old Donnie Hights, who is a lunatic that walks the streets all the time saying hello to people. He gives me the creeps but Dad says he is proof there is still freedom in the United States and to count my blessings and be polite.
Anyway, he was standing on the corner by the Shell station so I held on tighter to Giorgio’s hand and we crossed 71 and started up toward Washington Elementary School.
“That’s where I learned to read,” I commented. “Right there in that corner room. Mrs. Nordan taught me. She’s the sweetest lady in the world. I adore her.”
“I adore you,” Giorgio says. He said that. Right there by the corner of the school on Maple Street. He got real near me and sort of breathed into my hair.
That’s all that happened then. We walked up Maple and cut over at Doctor Wileman’s house and went on down to the park. At the wooden bridge we stopped and sat down and started kissing. We just started kissing without saying a thing. I bet there wasn’t a person left in the park. If it hadn’t been for the lights in the houses on the hill there wouldn’t have been any light except for the moon and stars. “This is just like the old shepherds in the Bible,” I said at last. “Or else the Druids. It makes me think of death to be alone in the night. Does it you?”
But all Giorgio did was put his hand on my breast and keep it there. I would have made him move it but I wanted to know what it felt like. It felt good. I can tell you that much. If I hadn’t had to think about what it would be like when my dad got me in his office and started screaming at me I might have just let him keep it there all night.
“We better get back,” I said. I was kissing him as hard as I could in between talking but I still have my braces on and it hurts to kiss very hard with them. Besides, last week I got a free certificate to TCBY for not breaking any pieces off of them for a month and I was trying to get another one. “You better stop doing that,” I added, and pushed his hand off of my breast.
He didn’t fight me. He just ran it down my shorts and stuck his finger up inside my underpants. Just stuck it right up around the edge of my underpants. I don’t know what would have happened but a car full of teenagers pulled up on Wilson Street and got out and started running for the swing sets which are only forty feet from the bridge where we were lying. Something crashed in the creek. It was probably just a beer can but it sounded like a hydrogen bomb.
I stood up and dusted myself off. I already had about five hundred chigger bites but luckily I wouldn’t know that until morning.
That’s all there is worth telling about that night. We walked back to the house. Giorgio was acting like he was mad at me. He was pouting if you want to know the truth. He was acting like he was about five years old. He’s spoiled rotten, to tell the truth.
Besides, in another year he’ll be too short for me. We’re already the same height and my mom is five foot seven and my dad’s six five. It wasn’t going to last.
So I don’t care if he told my best friend he doesn’t like me anymore.
Mr. Seats has twin boys my age who live up in Minnesota. When he comes down next winter to be the Poet in Residence he’s going to bring them with him. He thinks they will both fall in love with me. “They always fall in love together,” he told me, while he was packing up his stuff to leave my room. “You can have them both, Aurora.”
So what do you think? Do you think Giorgio quit liking me because I let him put his hand on my breast? Or because I didn’t let him put it in my pants? Or because there were police cars outside my house for seven days?
My dad would say that’s like trying to figure out why Mr. Alter killed himself. He believes in the theory of random acts. He thinks lightning strikes. He thinks we should just live every day and do the best we can.
Also, this is the last funeral we’ll have to have. Before they left, Dad called all the people into the living room and told them this was the last time he was going to a suicide’s funeral. If anyone else killed themself they were on their own for getting buried. “This has had a negative effect on my children,” he said. He knew I was listening in the hall. “I am worried that I allowed them to witness it. Aside from that, I love you all and I wish you well.” I noticed as soon as Dad made his announcement that Mr. Seats went into my room and took a shower and put on a shirt and tie and started acting like a grown-up. My dad has the power to do things like that to people but he usually saves it up and only uses it at the end.
My parents are very cool people to tell the truth. They aren’t even going to make Annie go to summer school. They’re just going to let her run around all summer in her bathing suit and try again next year. This is very advanced behavior for academics and everyone was congratulating them on it when they were getting in their cars and leaving. You’re right about Annie, people were saying. Let her be a child. Don’t push her, and so forth.
Of course, why should they worry? They’ve got me. And I have them again. More than I need. The television has a sign on it that says, GOODBYE, SEQUENTIAL THOUGHT, and a schedule of times when Annie and I are allowed to watch it. Although I think the sign is really just to remind my mother that Mr. Seats has whored himself by agreeing to write the dialogue for a soap opera.
Now that I know what it is they do when they go into their room at night I am looking at them with different eyes. I feel sorry for them, to tell the truth. If I had to do that stuff every night I might not be able to stay in Gifted and Talented or even be on the Swim Team. Here’s the way I look when I start thinking about it. Very soft around the mouth and chin, like Bambi, sort of big-eyed and stupid, bowing my head to chew a little piece of grass.
Very helpless and half-asleep, while all around me for all I know the forest might be catching fire.