what?
Derek. he likes you.
no he doesn’t. he’s just nice. he’s not lookin at me like that.
trust me. most of the guys on the team think you’re cute. you want me to confirm it?
no they don’t (WHAT!)
whatever.
they don’t. you’re just fucking [must-sound-experienced] with me (REALLY?!)
okaay.
Derek’s Facebook profile says single
that dumb look permanently stitched
across his face might actually be
a wink
and a smile