No, no, of course I don’t mean funny funny. I mean gut-wrenchingly awful, with a side of snickering schadenfreude, that’s all! See, nothing insensitive about that, right?

Still, I think it’s only right that we should gain a little enlightenment from these Wrecks, in addition to entertainment. So here are some helpful tips I’ve gleaned after seeing more than my fair share of these Big Day caketastrophes.