Ouch.

Divorce cakes are really gaining in popularity these days (yes, this was a cake celebrating cutting the knot). Think divorce is an odd occasion for cake? [flapping fingers dismissively] Pshaw! That’s nothing! From “Thanks for Posting Bail” to “Congrats on Your Vasectomy,” I’ve seen enough iced inscriptions to know that cake is the perfect vehicle for every off-the-wall event Hallmark’s never dreamed of.

See?