And if you think I have a cake for a mandatory sexual harassment seminar, then ding-ding-ding! You are correct, sir!

And this clearly calls for a celebration!

I just love that someone—either the customer or the decorator—felt that “sexual harassment” needed to be illustrated. And I realize that the decorator can’t be expected to be Picasso or anything, but check out how far the girl’s feet are off the ground. Either that was the Spank Heard ‘Round the World, or she’s on an invisible step while Chuckles there digs for gold.