And here’s the end-all be-all of baby-shower cakes: the one, the only…

 

naked mohawk-baby

CARROT JOCKEYS

This cake is so disturbing, I’m almost glad the picture doesn’t include the whole thing. The plastic clone babies wearing naught but mohawks are bad enough, but then they’re also riding carrots. What do you do with that? It looks like some kind of perverted vegetable rodeo, or maybe a bizarre clone military exercise, what with their little plastic fists raised high in identical salutes.

And what kind of occasion calls for a “naked babies riding carrots” decor, anyway? I mean, I’m going with baby shower to be on the safe side, but if I’m wrong I really don’t want to know.

 

I posted this cake on the blog just a month after Cake Wrecks began, and to this day it remains the standout favorite for many fans. Yep, these little carrot jockeys have accumulated quite the following, which I suppose will be useful when they make their move to take over the world. Wrecky world domination: That’s the ticket.