That’s the end of the story, and ever since then James has been really nice and we’ve all lived happily ever after in our little house at number 5 Odd Street . . .
. . . and that’s a big fat lie ha ha! But you guessed that didn’t you? So give yourself a round of applause clap clap clap WAHOO for YOU.
Of course James is still as horrible as ever, but I’ll tell you something secretly true about big brothers. If we didn’t have any big brothers in the world, it wouldn’t be so much fun. For instance, there was one time when James was getting emails from our cousin Bella who we never see, and she ended up thinking he was in big deep LOVE with her! (Gosh how could that have happened eh? OK I admit it was sort of my fault, I had this idea that went just a little bit slightly wrong . . . oooops ha ha!)
Sadly the old bloke that’s typing all this out for me says we’ve nearly run out of pages, so we’ll have to leave that story for another book. Instead I’ll fill up the last bit of space with a cake recipe which might come in handy for you if your school is having a fete. Hope you like it and WELL DONE for reading all of this book because it’s got 12,731 words! (The old bloke just counted them on his computer).
And remember, if you HAVE got a big brother, don’t be too mean to him. He can’t help being a) big and b) a brother. What’s he supposed to do about it? Turn into a pet rabbit or a giant pizza or something? Ha ha that’d be so wicked!
Good Byeeeeeeee!