Chapter 8

Elephants for Lunch

A comic strip. First panel: Ms. Hare was out for a hop Second Panel: when she happened upon a cave. Ms. Hare asks 'Hello? Does someone live her?' Third panel: A loud voice booms 'Foolish hare! How dare you disturb my slumber?' Ms. Hare looks scared and says 'Oh my! Who's in there?' Fourth Panel: The loud voice says 'I am the dweller of the cave! I eat elephants for lunch and rhinos for dinner!'

Psst! Levi!”

This, of course, was not part of the story Ms. Padilla was reading to the class. Levi sat perfectly still, refusing to acknowledge the most unsubtle whisper in the history of unsubtle whispers.

 
A comic strip. First panel: Mrs. Hare says to a jackal 'Jackal! There is a terrible monster living in the cave! Please, we must do something!' Second panel: Jackal says to the cave 'All right, you no-good monster! Come out before I come in and teach you a lesson!' Third panel: The loud voice yells 'Grr! I am the dweller of the cave! I eat elephants for lunch and rhinos for dinner!' Jackal gulps and Mrs. Hare looks scared.
 
A comic strip. First panel: Jackal and Mrs. Hare run, screaming. Second panel: They run to a warthog saying 'Warthog! There is a terrible monster living in the cave! Please, help us!'
 

Psst! Levi! Over here!”

Levi clenched his teeth. Don’t turn around, he told himself.

“PSST! Levi! I know you can hear me!”

“Shhh!” said Lydia Schnell. “Be quiet!”

You be quiet!” snapped Kat.

Ms. Padilla cleared her throat. “Problem, Miss Bombard?” Kat’s face reddened. “Levi won’t answer me!”

“Maybe Levi knows it’s rude to talk when your teacher is reading a story,” said Ms. Padilla.

“But he . . . But I . . . I . . .” Kat’s flustered voice trailed off. She slumped back into her seat. “This story stinks,” she mumbled.

 
A comic strip. First panel: A lion with a group of animals yells into the cave 'All right, monster! I’m the lion, the fiercest beast ’round these parts!' Second panel: The loud voice yells at the animals 'Big deal! I eat elephants for lunch and rhinos for dinner!' Third panel: The animals run away screaming as a frog looks at them in confusion. Fourth panel: The frog asks them 'What is all the commotion?' The lion says 'Monster! In that cave!' Fifth panel: The frog says 'Monster? Ha! I’ll see to this!' The giraffe asks 'You?' The rhino says 'But you’re just a little toad!'
A comic strip. First panel: The frog says 'Yo! Monster! Quit scaring all the animals!' The monster says 'Never! I eat elephants for lunch and rhinos for dinner!' Second panel: The frog says 'Yeah? Well, I eat elephants for lunch, rhinos for dinner, and monsters for dessert! So come out now, or I’m comin’ in!' Third panel: A caterpillar comes out of the cave. The frog says 'Well, well.' Fourth panel: The frog shows the animals the caterpillar. It says 'and here is your monster.' Giraffe questions 'a...a cateripillar?' Mrs. Hare says 'But the voice was so loud!' Fifth panel: The caterpillar says 'Yep! The echo in that cave is out of this world!'
 

Ms. Padilla closed the book and explained that what she’d just read was based on a Maasai folktale, and that many folktales used animal characters to illustrate life lessons, and— Class dismissed.